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>>38041002
Everyone is attracted to looks, romance is about reproducing with a beautiful, healthy young woman, it's only natural.

Better not reproduce at all than to do it with genetic trash, trust your instincts.

>>38041043
yeah had funny little convo at work with coworkers

somehow the talk went into masturbation topic and older women said that no one needs to masturbate, you can go out and pick up any girl you want (lmfao implying i go out)
And buddy of mine said that it is the case on red light district, besides masturbation is much more fun and its free
by then my kek was already through orbit

but yeah i kinda feel the same, im not a robot, basically a normie with job, car and hobby that isnt vidya but i would rather not fuckna fatty girl just to prve the point i can

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brapping with ass

>>38040998
>inb4 "fem"bots bitching about how hard their life is because they have social anxiety and chads wont notice them:(((((

>>38040998
Look bro even if females live life on easy mode I tell you I'm really happy to have been born a man

being a tranny is nightmare mode

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>tfw no yandere coworker to put her milk in the shared creamer

some femanon posted about doing this in her office and it got me rock hard.

>tfw no yandere gf
Someone just obsess over me. I'm desperate enough I'll gladly accept every weird stalkerish creepy move you do

>>38040985
I'm pretty sure my childhood friend is a bit obsessed with me. She tried to have sex with me when we were little kids and even though we barely talk anymore she keeps sending me I LOVE YOU messages to start a conversation.

I'm pretty sure she's the reason I ended up as a robot

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>>38040972
You'd be right in that bro

He's done nothing of note except alienating the USA from its allies.
You don't decide a president's value by being able to get a gf, i.e. something 95% of men can do.

>>38041243
Alienating the US from his allies how? The US's allies aren't liberal sjws you faggot. First the complaint was that he was too friendly with Russia and now he betrayed Russia and bombed Syria so what's the problem?

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>>38040835
This is shit yaoi, shame on you anon, your taste should be better than this.

>>38040835
source? I'd gobble up a significant amount of that mans cum too

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Jusk

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GET THE FUCK OFF R9K YOU STUPID FAGGOT NORMIE

>>38040831
At least you don't have eyebags ALL the time, mine are literally genetic from my dad's side, they never go away.

>>38040977
Same here but from my mom's side.

"anon did you sleep okay you look really tired"

Uh, yup...

>>38040804
You have all the signs of balding like having a full head of hair.
The fuck is wrong with you.

>>38040804
Have some bald spots because I ripped out my hair when I was psychotic

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>wash hair
>hairs constantly fall out
>dry hair with towel
>even more hair falls out
>many gray hairs (more white/clear hairs??) that seem to fall out easily
>hair continues to grow bushy and is generally a fucking nightmare


Strange feels lads

>>38040756
Not sure why manjaw would make it better.

>>38040842
She's not interested, right?

>>38040756
>I fucked up. Did I fuck up?

You're a dummy, dummy

I hope not, fuck that kid

>>38040830
Most robots are just as annoying, whiny, and self centered as Shinji.

>>38040752
He's a little faggot, so basically yeah.

>>38040727
that sucks. i felt like a major faggot failing it the first time. i thought i failed it the second time but then she said i passed.

>>38040727
About to fail it for a third time myself in a few days. One of those things that makes you realize the reality of how incompetent you are.

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>>38040870
why do you assume you're gonna fail it?

>hoe ass nigga say som' else, on god my nigga I'ma piece yo' li'l ass up, bet I won't

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>>38040696
stop posting this you faggot

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>>38040696
Your move, creep. I can wait

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You should call it the danny phantom zone. Before you ectoplasm inside her you should shout GOING GHOST!

I assume you mean in porn. In that case, I'm a fan of squatfuck and prone bone.

>>38040840
Prone bone is great in real life too. You can really pound her cervix. Kind of a silly name though

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Same here OP. Lost my edge in TERA and blade and soul an d need something else to no life in. Currently downloading GW2 because another anon recommended it, but I have my doubts.


Have you tried black desert online? It'll keep you busy for at least a year and buddies of mine have said that it gets addictive. Gotta buy it though.

>>38040699
For me personally Guild wars 2 was rather boring after a while. Levelling is fun though but the endgame content is/was very weak, but maybe this has changend. The problem is that after wow I allmost can't take any other mmo seriously anymore because it just had so much content. Currently there are hard times for people like us

The Division, I play it all the time.

>>38040604
>That is no shirt
>that are tan-lines

>tfw lift and have nice body
>tfw just lie and tan until summer is over
>Occasional swim

>Anon you need to talk with girls
>Look around
>Group of 7 stacies and 4 chads being loud and aping around
>Continue lying down

PTSD from being a beta is still in me

You couldn't pay me to go to the beach on a thursday.

>>38040581
Make a 360 degree turn and walk away

Gayfags, is that how gay assholes look? Asking for a friend

>>38040616
Gayfag here, yes that's how most assholes look, although this particular specimen is an especially sloppy one