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>>36243035
devilish thread?
continue pls.

>>36243106
unfortunately thats all i have. concerts are pretty much the only time we interact with the normie world

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>>36243035
Devilish threads have potential to evolve into primordial alpha threads if the devils would just learn to take their honed craft and apply it more directly in a different setting.

I've tried multiple times but the doctors always tell me I'm too young and won't tell me how old I need to be to get one.

No. I'm a wizard so I don't really see the point.

>>36243256
Really? Have you tried private?

Good on you. I just had some stupid therapist bitch laugh at me.

>>36243041
I fucking hate therapists. They are always neurotypicals who made a living off virtue signaling.

>>36242982
>>work physically demanding and dirty job
what job is that?

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I heavily considered it, but then I imagined the world without me.

It'd be the same; no one would notice at all. I imagined a pathetic funeral with one or two guests, struggling to find platitudes to eulogize me with, and I felt a profound disgust.

I live out of spite.

>>36242976
Nothing keeps me going; I live life on auto pilot and have fallen deeply into escapism. My daydreaming is more important to me than the outside world

>>36242976

>tfw no Lisa Rowe gf

>tfw no prime Winona Rider gf

>tfw no chicken obsessed Brittney Murphy gf


It's just so unfair!

I don't.
Darkness is robot's natural habitat.

>>36243014
this

also
>no nagging parents at night / evening because watching tv or whatnot
>you can lay in your bed and be comfy
>no duties at the night

>>36242959
>not feeling good when it is cloudy
Cloudy days are God-tier aesthetic in the fall. Fuck the sun getting in my eyes. Normies hate cloudy days too.

>>36242744
Why Mestizo ?
t. Mestizo

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>>36242744
Haha your jealous nerd?!

>>36242898
Because you guys are the strongest race in america.

>>36242703
fuck your birthday OP

Good to hear your day went well. Happy Birthday bro.

>tfw no birthday boobs
any femanon here to provide?

They spent over 5-10 years studying a subject and how to professional teach that subject.

>>36242694

>excellent academics in general: 2 years
>superb academic success in area of study: 2 years
>competitive enrollment in PhD program
>2 years of hardcore study to pass prelims
>2 years of focused research for dissertation
>2 years of writing to give the world something unprecedented

Then it's off to the real world, where your area of study is literally part of your life. You just don't shelf that experience either. Every single day there's something new and it's your obligation to know it even if only remotely related to your field.

So, next time you feel someone is cocky, ask yourself: "What have I devoted 10+ years of my life to?"

>>36243017
memes

where is my phd in memeology

>>36242692
works if you look like pic related

>sand nigger
>chad

top kek

>>36243061

I can't even imagine how unattractive you are.

>>36242681
>using normieOS
You brought this upon yourself

Op posting a hopeful bump.

>>36242681
Why would you want to make yourself look like a girl OP? You're not gay are you?

My mother is literally the polar fucking opposite

subx2bu

I'm sure your father made up for the the deficit, faggot

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My dad and I used to say this prayer every night and he would kiss me goodnight. I was raised by a single father.

Aul ma gives me a hug every once in a while.

>>36242643
What a BEAUTIFUL dog. So smooth

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For u baby boy

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she's not doing so great at the moment (GME, but we caught it quite early)

A couple more months of steroids and a healthy diet and I hope she'll get through the other side

>>36242624
>calling an innocent little girl fuckspawn

>>36242624
shuddap you face
you couldnt take care of a gerbil let alone another person and the other influences they face

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>>36242624
That video is just plain cringy to watch

>>36242623
are you a tranny /trap?

orignal

>>36242623
What's your address sweetheart?

>>36242623
>tfw I want the same
>tfw too shy to follow up any time I post contact info

>>36242574
Well I dont need the normie stuff anymore

>>36242637
Everybody needs sex unless they have no libido/craving. It's nature.

>>36242675
Ye, so i go party an fuk sum fembot but no gf m8
>it summer in my coutry btw