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I'm sure my mom would love for me to get a job, but I'm very easy to get along with and I take small steps to normiedom every now and then, and because of my "depression" I kinda get a pass.

They have given up. bloo bloo

>>34090940

I don't care what they think, they're the reason I'm a NEET. If they had done their jobs properly I wouldn't have become this person. This is what happens when you neglect your child.

I lived in Japan for 4 years after college. It was as nice place to live honestly but several aspects of the culture grated on me after awhile. Mainly the work culture, I wasn't getting worked to death but I worked 6 days a week and the hours were longer than in the states. The commute was awful and the work environment just isn't that enjoyable. It is a nice place though and I find the women infinitely more tolerable but I wasn't having much fun.

>>34091059
do they push foreigners into the packed, bursting subways during rushtime too? or just the jappos? always curious about that

I lived there for 3 years.
Was mostly filled with bullshit, not the same as american bullshit, but still bullshit.
And no, girls don't give a shit you're white unless you're chad. So you can't score easily there.

>>34090926
A few minutes passed and I noticed the asian was riding his dick now and seemed to really like it. So I started to thrust really hard to please the girl I was with and nearly blew my load too early, so after resting for a few minutes I turned my attention to the blonde. We went over to the chair and she rode me reverse cowgirl for a bit.

Now we kept switching back and forth between girls, positions and places (the bed and chair mostly, sometimes standing) but the girls seemed to really like the other guy more. And he had a lot more stamina, my balls were drained probably about 45 minutes or so in (the asian made me cum while I was doing her in the missionary position). So after I took the condom off and put my robe back on, I was left there for like 10 minutes just watching my friend continue to fuck three girls. I couldn't leave early because I was part of the transaction.

Also, when he finally blew his load he got all the girls on their knees, ripped the condom off with his left hand and jerked off onto their tits. I really wish I'd thought of and done that.

So we got cleaned up and paid them, and left back to our hotel. My friend said thanks, that it really did make him feel better, but all it made me feel was inadequate because he was way more sexually experienced.

Really, we should've just gotten a girl and room each, even though the porn orgy-like sex was really fucking good. I felt like I was the "expert" because it was my fourth time going to an FKK club, while he had actual girlfriends and real sex and outclassed me at every turn. I did have a lot of fun but I felt like I was the one tagging along, and not him.

>check out FKK Club Shark
>see 6 to 8 day tours
>tfw not living in Germany

Probably because all of the girls he's fucked have helped him get better/hes felt a need to please them so he gets as good as he can, and you (despite whatever efforts) dont have that kind of motivation to be good at fucking

april 30, 1945

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After the First World War was won by the Triple Entente. Although also when protestantism started showing up is another idea. Or alternatively from the beginning,seeing as humans are inherently shit.

>>34090917
I'd say 2007

Social media really turned things upside down.

Other way around. If they ARE a bully, then they're not a Chad. Alpha minus perhaps, but not a true Chad.

What would a nice Chad do, hypothetically speaking?

>>34090860

In life, there are only strong people and doormat pushovers. My problem is that I am mostly the latter, but when I rarely snap, I can stand up for myself the way I want to.

Chad is a "bully" because he can get away with it and nobody is going to hold him accountable for it.

>>34090832

Eric B. & Rakim. Everyone else basically just ripped them off.

rap is even worse than jazz.

Okay, so when I listen to rap music, it's usually just on the radio wherever I happen to be. I like it well enough, but I don't follow it.

My question is, what makes a "good" rapper?

These threads are the ones that make r9k great.

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>>34090821
One of these again finally. Will post some oc shortly

literally me af

you don't become anything. you must win the genetic lottery and be born as chad.

>>34090716
if you weren't born with the silver chadspoon, you won't become one

Good genes and good upbringing. Nutrition and hormone levels during growth stages are especially important to ensure reaching full potential. Once you're past adolescence there's nothing you can do.

>>34090707
6 figs minimum if you're not Chad.

Sugar babies, look like that, ask for 1500-2500 a month for like 4-5 visits

>>34090707
I had sex with a hooker that looked like Alexis Ren when I was in Madrid.

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I mean Jesus Christ.
Am I allowed to cram a sausage down my pants and lie to girls about my 10 inch cock?

>>34090627
They should make it against the rules in several places to wear it. Such as schools for example. Defend it as a health concern that people could be hiding signs of not being well.

>>34090627
>>34090645
just walk around with a hose attached to your cock and have it hidden somewhere on your person then piss in their direction to wash the makeup off if they don't have any on offer to help or give them some napkins or whatever and boom you've got your chance to start a convo

>25 messages a day

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>34090608

I'd say she's lying but considering the amount of degenerates, cucks, chubby chasers, etc

It's not too far fetched quite disgustingly

>>34090565
>25 messages a day
>for that hamplanet
>still thinking fembots exist

>>34090534
First post best post YEAAAA

desu

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>>34090534
Just ignore whores.
The problem solves itself.

People like you come off as angry virgins and can potentially radicalize them and give the feminists ammunition.
Polar opposite of the beta orbiters that encourage the whoring hoping they will eventually get some. Still just as harmful.

Then the guys who still fuck them because it's pussy are to blame too because they are enabling the behavior.

This is OUR fault. Men are to blame.
Women are like emotional children. They are going to fo whatever they can get away with.

>>34090536
>ignore whores - problem solves itself
Basically this. By ignoring them, you force them into paying full price for their decisions. Women sitting on the fence, debating about getting muh dik, will see that they are social outcasts from the men. It won't fix the problem completely, but it will add influence in another direction. I don't think MGTOW is the answer, because that shows that nothing women do will cause men to want them. They need to be able to see that there is a clear path to reeling a man in, and that path is traditional morals and values.

Only trannies wear chokers.

>>34090517
Choke me Chad

Black belt in sucking schlongs

>>34090427
Is that the famous idubbz man?

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>tfw interactions with him and shitty little date were exactly like my middle school foray into """romance"""
>tfw after rejected reloaded save and played genocide run

>>34090427
I'll be your bald genocidal wizard boyfriend

>>34090343

I'm still super allergic to that fucking thing

I used to at uni

>tfw extra low metabolism

>>34090343
I've eaten whole pies in a day, but I'm trying to lose weight. So no pie for me now. :(