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IIT: Pool Autism
>Go to pool in my condo unit
>Lots of older people
>Some younger couples like their kids or something
>Go into pool
>wtf.jpeg
>Water is fucking freezing
>Whatever, got used to temperature
>Swimming
>fuckyeah.mpeg
>Woman gets up and sits at the edge of the pool
>Size of small whale
>Trailer park bitch looking face
>"Oh the water's too cold I can barely stand up"
>Sits at the edge of the pool blocking the whole fucking stairs.
>Her boyfriend gets up from table
>Wearing white brim hat, shades, long sleeved shirt, and bathing suit
>Is afraid the sun with burn him
>Covers what's showing of his skin in sun tan lotion
>Cloudy day
>Walks over slowly to pool.
>Sticks his pastey pinky toe into water
>Screams
>Everyone in the whole complex hears him scream
>He's not saying words just screaming
>Runs back to table and covers himself with towel like he's drying off
>Whale gets up and takes him away
>Motherfucker is shivering cold
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>>39526506
once as a kid I went down a water slide and for no reason just floated motionlessly face down at the bottom until a lifeguard jumped in to save me
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>>39526506
Cold water is better, nice and refreshing. Warm water makes me feel lethargic.
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>>39526506
You realize you can get sunburnt on cloudly days right
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Doggystyle is overrated 2017-09-05 01:33:49 Post No.39526435
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Doggystyle is overrated. I had a girl who always wanted to do it but I am a missionary man.
Doggy is too much work and you can't choke the bitch while you fuck herAlso if you're a 5'9 manlet like me, you need to be on a piece of furniture to get the right angle for real doggy and not "froggy style" which is what I usually have to settle with
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>>39526435
>not using a rope/similar object
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>>39526435
Doggy style is the ultimate virgins position. Everyone knows that the best positions are cowgirl, legs over your shoulders, and the sideways position.
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>>39526475
Meh, I'd rather be on top of the bitch
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>got a gf
>we all are gonna make it.jpg
>her ex just send me pics of her getting fucked to my mail
>"don't forget to clean her lol"
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you know the whole the virgin gf thing wasnt actually a meme it was solid advice
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>>39526434
Are the pictures of her being fucked while you were dating or
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>>39526471
like 3 or 4 years ago
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>tfw no childhood friend tomboy gf
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR WHY DOES MY LIFE HAVE TO BE SUCH SUFFERING
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Why must you make me hurt like this, op? 4chan Pass users can bypass this verification.
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>>39526427
I hate my life, why can't I be an anime girl?
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>>39526427
>tfw no childhood friend you believed to be a girl but was actually an effeminate boy
>tfw this isn't me
>>39526808
u sed it dood
>also tfw no childhood friend tomboy who grew up taller and stronger than you
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Is no-fap for real or is it all just fucking bullshit
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>>39526405
I would be more inclined to try no-fap if all the people who do it weren't cultists of the no-fap who constantly push pseudoscience to back up their lack of a masturbation routine
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>>39526405
It works but you have to be doing stuff when you do it to her the full effect.
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fapping ruins the reward system in your brain, also porn inflates your ego and standards to the point where you feel like youre too good for any girls that would actually date you.
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What was the worst generation of YouTube? 2017-09-05 01:29:56 Post No.39526360
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What was the worst generation of YouTube?
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>Gen 1 (2006-2007): Star wars kid, numa numa guy, chocolate rain guy, charlie bit me, Smosh, Whatthebuck, Lonelygirl15
>Gen 2 (2008-2009): Fred, Nigahiga, Shanedawson, Machinima, Davedays, Kevjumba, collegehumor, WherethehellisMat,
>Gen 3 (2010-2011): Raywilliamjohnson, Annoyingorange, Onision, Freddiew, Michelle Phan, KassemG, Epic Meal Time, JennaMarbles, FPS Russia, TheLonelyIsland, Tobuscus, Yogscast, Whiteboy7thst
Gen 4 (2012-2013): Pewdiepie, Roosterteeth, Holasoygerman, EpicRapBattles, Skydoesminecraft, Captainsparklez, The Fine Bros, Vanoss Gaming, Cinemasins, BfvsGf, Ali-A, Minesotaburns, Ssundee
Gen 5 (2014-2015): Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Rhett and Link, Buzzfeed, KSI, RomanAtWood, Superwoman, Tyler Oakley, Mathew Santoro, Crazyrussianhacker, MattyB, H3H3, Filthyfrank, Idubbbz, Vitalyzd, [gamergate youtubers]
Gen 6 (2016-2017): Leafyishere, Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Jacksepticeye, Fouseytube, Gametheory, Ricegum, Dramalert, [alt-right youtubers]
Anyone to add to this list? Which generation was the worst? Did you like any of them?
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Gen 4 or 5.
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Gen 1 > Gen 2 > Gen 4 > Gen 3 > Gen 5 > Gen 6
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>>39526360
Been on yt since gen2 anyone remember bl00dblitz?
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When did you first realise you're not as young as you used to be?
>23
>decided to use my friends skateboard and go to the local park
>haven't skated in 5 years
>can still drop in, kickflip and basic shit
>tried to do a simple axel stall
>fuck up and land on shoulder
Usually this would be a regular fall and i could have shook it off in 5 mins but i can't fucking use my left arm at all, and this was two days ago.
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Go to the doctor bud.
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>>39526355
I exaggerate when i can't use it at all, but its pretty fucking painful.
Dead certain its not a fracture or broken, most likely fucked my rotator cuff which will eventually.
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>>39526433
Eventually heal anyway*
smoked a few joints to ease the pain and now i can't even write sentences.
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Name one time anyone got cucked harder.
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>go into a coma for a girl
>she fucks your sissy friend
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>>39526333
I'm about halfway through the series and despite seeing that there's obviously attraction between them I still don't see why there's all that fuss about Emilia winning.
I mean it was clear from the very beginning that the whole point of the show is for him to wife Emilia.
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>>39526459
Because delusional idiots put themselves in the MC's shoes since he's bland and has no real personality so when he got with a girl who they didn't like they got mad personally
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>tfw when not a SINGLE cute trap in upstate NY
I've been dealt a horrible hand in life
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>>39526308
>all the traps are apparently on the opposite side of my state
fucking west michigan. At least my county is 94% white
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Iktf
Cusebot here
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>>39526308
Fucking same, but in nyc
shit sucks man
Fembots, do you have piss bottles?
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I have a 5 gallon water jug I pee in. It's almost full actually, I need to get another one.
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>>39526271
Women are literally incapable of peeing in bottles
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>>39526391
First of all, disgusting.
Do you live with your parents still?
>mom found the fapahadron collider
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>mom found the child pornography USB drive
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>>39526233
Dad found the panspermia
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>mom found the thermos of bull semen
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Some people are born with the ability to read minds. It's just genetics. People will deny this because they're in on it.
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>>39526231
I was born with that ability. I would also say "ask me anything", but I can read your mind and know you will want to ask me question, in particular you want to ask "Can you prove you can read my mind?" Well I just did
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What am I thinking right now faggot?
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>>39526319
You are thinking "there's no way this guy can read my mind"
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Why don't you get yourself a black girlfriend? 2017-09-05 01:18:42 Post No.39526134
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Why don't you get yourself a black girlfriend?
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>Most loyal women
>They can understand nerds and incels, since no one wants them to date them. They own men worship white women
>Good sense of humor
>As a white guy, you can get the best looking black girls
>Most of them have good bodies
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black girls don't like guys like me
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All the good ones don't like black guys
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>>39526134
Not a single truth there.
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>it's September
>I'm sweating my ass off in my apartment
Sometimes I really hate living in Assmerica
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>>39526038
Seriously why is it so god damn hot in this country
My european friends online usually live in countries where they have moderate temps all summer.
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>>39526071
Maybe it's the latitude.
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>>39526071
The south is in the same latitude range as North Africa and the middle east.
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If the matrix were real, would you volunteer to go inside? Would it feel better to know that your mind was staying in one place while your body was hooked up to machines? That the only thing you know is that the life you'll lead will be meaningless inputs to your brain? That you will never be accountable to another thing in this world we actually live in?
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I feel like this deserves an answer.
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>>39526031
I want Agent Smith to fuck me so bad. I wouldn't take the blue pill, I would just remain in the Matrix and tag along, teasing and messing with the Smiths.
Could he get me pregnant? Does he feel human desire while stuck in the code? Does he eat food or sleep?
I can't stop thinking about him.
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>>39526031
>implying matrix is not real