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Lifting is fun, and helps boost your confidence. Currently, I'm sculpting my physique and each day I look more and more like a Greek statue. Pic related is me, lifting for 1.5-2 years. Post your transformations/routines/etc!
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Hahahahaha
>le breathes in
Ahahhahaha

You're fat
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nice dreamer bulk, daykwon.
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>>37743657
No? You're just an idiot. I bench press 335, squat 375, deadlift 435, and overhead press 175. Let's see your body, you skinnyfat twink.

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Do we have any reason to be here at all? In most of our countries, and also in some developed nations like Singapore or Korea, concepts like "Chad", "Stacy", "beta", "alpha", "permavirgin" etc have almost no cultural relevance whatsoever. These guys here are whining about being a virgin past the age of 20. In our societies we literally have to stay virgin right until marriage. Premarital sex is viewed very negatively by society and in some extreme cases even illegal by law. Moreover even having a girlfriend before the age of 18 is culturally unacceptable in most of these countries. In school, boys and girls would sit separately and rarely interact. Everyone of us is supposed to be beta and creepy as fuck by Western standards. Also a good deal of posters here are racially redpilled and hate Muslims, Pajeets and the like. We have no place here and are not welcome.
Officially /r9k/ is supposed to be a place for random jabbering without any constraints on topic. However in practice it is a place for discussing that feel when no gf, which is mostly a Western concept. However note that there are lot of other things in life to bitch and moan about besides not receiving sexual satisfaction. Are threads unrelated to betaness welcome here or is it better for all of us that we fuck off?
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>>37743599
At least you can marry you idiot. You are almost guaranteed to get a family and a loyal wife. Most of your women arent total degenerate whores. You have it pretty good guys, the XXI century agenda didnt fully strike you yet
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>>37743599
Singapore is a hellhole where girls where western culture and Chad are worshipped, also you could always shitpost about mahjong
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There was a Burmese girl at my school she was really attractive in a cute, exotic kind of way.

has anyone here has actually gotten a girlfriend from online dating?
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me, have two, both 8/10 virgin qts, both depressed and social outcast, both dumped me when their lives started to get better and they have to get ride of the garbage, never scored and im still a virgin, they both got a bf and are doing better than me now, I still have dreams were they talk to me again, literally dreams about receiving a message, ldr are a meme, do not fall for it
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>Meet first girlfriend off Omegle. Short, chubby, and bipolar. We met only once in real-life, but we'd sext a lot.
>Meet second girlfriend off Emowire. Fucking fat and bipolar. Only met her once in real-life, immediately bailed after meeting.

I had two other online girlfriends, but I never met them because they live out of state. They're nice if you're extremely lonely and horny, not to mention they give you some limited experience with a relationship, but don't get too attached.
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>>37743573
I met my gf of 3 years off okc. she wants me to put a ring on it but i'm not ready for that shit

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>tfw you defeated everyone on /pol/

What comes next
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>>37743562
You fight the leader of the alt-right, George Soros
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You must fight the final boss, Alex Jones
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How did you defeat everyone on poll?

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Show me if you are worthy enough to stand in my thread.

Post ya scars /r9k/ and tell me the story behind em.

I lost my left eye in a fight with my Brother..
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What were you doing to provoke your bro ?
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>>37743615
Talking shit as he played catch-up on last nights homework, hence why I got a ball-point pen strait stabbed into my eye..
Got the jump on me from the side..
At that age the boy like a spider monkey ..
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>>37743734
What happened after that? How did your parents react?

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I pulled my foreskin back for the first time. Is it normal for it to feel like it's on fire?
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Nope. It is not.
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>>37743540
>I pulled my foreskin back for the first time. Is it normal for it to feel like it's on fire?

Are you 13? How the fuck is this your first time
Yeah it should be pretty hard to pull back the first time, I remember thinking like it was impossible to do and would break my dick.

It should also be pretty dirty, no, it will not break your dick to clean that shit off
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>>37743540
I'll give it a succ, OP. My saliva can put out that fire

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>americuck
>love to go on night drives
>go to convenience store 15-20 mins away
>75mph on 30mph road sometimes
>this night there's tons of construction and cops along the main road
>night drive ruined

anyone know these feels?
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>>37743532
What music do you listen to while doing it?
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>>37743532
Don't break the law.
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>>37743560
radio stuff. classic rock or pop trash
>>37743576
the law is just a clever money making scheme

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>Go to TheRedPill
>See numerous threads about how to get laid
>Threads about banging girls that are models
>Threads about how they are complete douches to these girls
>Some stories that seem like Penthouse letters
>Notice most of the posters have 1000's of posts
>How the hell do they even have time to bang all these girls when they're writing 5,000 word essays about some slut they supposedly fucked? Especially when posted every day
>Really makes me think
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/r/theredpill is a modern version of all the oldschool PUAs combined. I'm sure you remember those boring bland blog type websites with typical PUA talking points rehashed over and over again. I dislike PUA and theredpill because I can't help but think that these guys are encouraging degeneracy. The way they talk is disgusting.
Yes, feminists and sluts are bad, but so are you for making an entire internet community based on fucking them and changing your whole lives so you can get their approval.
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>>37743642
I just feel like they're lying to everyone on there and their selves. If the lives were as half as interesting as they pretended, they wouldnt' be on there.

They wouldn't have time to write these big entries.

At least /r9k/ kind of just admits we're losers. We don't need to lie to feel better about ourselves. They're in complete fantasy.
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>>37743777

>I just feel like they're lying to everyone on there and their selves. If the lives were as half as interesting as they pretended, they wouldnt' be on there.
>They wouldn't have time to write these big entries.

Nice trips. Aside from my original criticisms of them, what you pointed out also reminds me of the older internet. Guys (and women) can make 1,000 to 100,000+ posts on a website, and where do they find the time to do this? Do they ever do anything else? I never had the interest or energy to post that often. I post a certain amount but it's in my own right. I feel as though the people who have such a large internet presence are using it as an ersatz way of augmenting their real lives. Meaning, they are trying to be interesting badasses online rather than being that way in real life, because they don't have the guts. But it's been like that since the internet came out.

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Everyone on r9k post your behind
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>>37743484

Timestamp asshole. How do we even know you're playing along?
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henlo frens
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>>37743484
>Everyone on r9k post your behind
This

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How much money would it take for you to start enjoying life?

For me, it'd be $10k.
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>>37743422
no amount of money will change my life. i have over $12k in neetbux sitting in my bank and i don't give a fuck. i have nothing to use it on.
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>>37743422
To truly enjoy it would take a billion I guess. I could never soend that much money. I'd be set for eternity. I'd be free from the pain and chains of society.
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So much that I can buy a bottle whenever I finish one.

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> tfw no gf(male) that eagerly awaits me to wake up every morning, is extremely clingy and wants to spend time together every day
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>tfw I have a gf(male) that eagerly awaits me to wake up every morning, is extremely clingy and wants to spend time together every day
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>>37743471
That's nice anon. I hope he stays with you and continues to make you happy.
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>>37743592
You're going to abruptly fall out of love like my gf (male) that eagerly awaited me to wake up every morning, was extremely clingy and wanted to spend time together every day. I feel for the poor guy, you're going to ruin him with your passionate but short-lived feelings.

Hey MY NIGS it is PAY DAY today and you should post your BALANCES now.

WOrking my way back up after my surprise car repair. Actually doubled my money when I went to the casino, which felt really good. Bought some really nice things this past week with some of my winnings. I really hope my next check finally pushes me to 55k.
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>>37743378
I love these threads
Wagies BTFO
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>>37743400
how much of that is liquid?
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>>37743378
>casino
do you write that off in taxes or something? never got the appeal to such an obvious scam

Hey r9k

Come check out our little discord server. Were a modest discord with a nice community of diverse people:

/zXu45
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Complimentary bump do not tip
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I want cheese fries
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I'll join so long as there aren't any girls

Originolio

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one day more till 2 days of anxious relief and then back to slavery wagecuck :^)
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>doing a job I like
>slavery

You're a joke.
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b-but anon, they're going to be able to retire comfortably at 65 (or is it 70 now?) and enjoy life to the max!
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>>37743789
>I would rather be at my job that at my home
Said no one ever

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>been losing weight for the last year
>was 310lbs
>currently 250lbs
>girl in my class tells me "I don't know why you're losing weight when you're still ugly, fat or not."
>tfw she's right
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>>37743312
sounds like a bitch. No matter how ugly you are (you probably aren't THAT ugly) then you'll live a much more comfortable life not being massively overweight. And I'm sure you'll look miles better at a healthy weight. Just don't use this experience as an excuse to give up. I mean at 310 lbs pretty much everything must have been more difficult to do
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>>37743312

I would've fucking slapped a girl for saying that
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>>37743312
Get shredded just to spite her. Don't give up bro.

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