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Why is there no permanent bf thread? This needs to be a thing.

>>35729718
It probably wouldn't work for long

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Begone fujo, you're kind belong on Tumblr and Deviantart. Who's your favourite ship? I know you're into it

DIE
>DIE
DIE
>DIE
Sageru

tyfgbhknjk

>>35729663
is it full of rosties and chads larping as robots

>>35729582
holy fck anon that pic is unsettling

>>35729582
Fuck. That picture is terrifying. What's the origi sauce on that?

>>35729591
>>35729601
its so perfectly disgusting. what is it?

You are honestly pathetic and your fetish is about as beta as you can get without letting a woman stomp on your ballls.

>>35729571
Most people eat ass or at least want to they just don't want to admit it
>>35729610
Says the faggot that faps to traps

>>35729610
I'm pretty neutral toward cavemen eating each others' asses, I'm just thinking it probably happened. Oral sex seems like a given for highly social, highly sexual, highly intelligent creatures. Anilingus is a natural consequence.

>>35729537
upgrade that sweet neet cave

>>35729537
can you donate me $20 real quick?

>>35729537
Buy a high powered assault rifle off the black market and kill yourself with it

>>35729536
He didn't want your other gun too?

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>>35729536
>mfw your mom says gimme that phone, young man

>>35729553
I forgot about that zone animation

brb

>>35729468
Just take what you can get until you can get what you want senpai

This >>35729488
Also it'll be easier to get a new/better job while working, as you'll be used to the routine and be more self-assured when you decide to move on.

Try a temp agency. Probably get some factory job. If you're not super dumb you could probably do pretty well. Just show up and work. They don't care how smart you are. They need reliable people.

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>>35729449
Probably 21 - 25

I'm barely going through the motions of living now at 32

>>35729449
>8th grade
>4.0 and not elitist
>have solid friend group that managed to get some qt girls to hang with us (im talking one was a legit 9, other was an 8)
>having lewd relationship with this qt filipina
>wed stay up every night watching netflix together
>friend saw on her phone that she would only hang out with everyone to be with me
>i was happy for the first time in my life
>this spanned for 1 maybe 2 months, then i fucking moved
>lose all my friends
>hate living in commiefornia
>every time i go back i feel like a massive failure
>the only thing i enjoy is seeing my old friends but at the same time it hurts to because its all going to shit and i dont want them to think that im a failure
>one has a gf
>other friend who i consider a brother is either dating some 8 or orbiting, doesnt matter since i dont even talk to girls anymore
>20 years old and no idea of what to do
>will probably kill myself if i dont figure out something after im out of uni

sorry for the blog but i was robbed of a normie life

17-24 years old was the absolute peak for me. Turning 29 soon and wanna kill myself before 30.

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>>35729382
>I'm going to Little Caesars, or LC
>"Heh, yeah, that's what I like to call it."

>>35729382
You should get some food, or F, alongside a drink (D), like water which I like to call W

>>35729404
>>35729425

Why are you being sarcastic on the 'chan

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>>35729379
shove it up your ass faggot

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enough's enough

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wow, look at the mop on that guy

>>35729347
What'd you get into juvie for?
I hope you live while the good times are still going anon, I think things are on the up for you.

>>35729347
Thinking about my ex.
been friends for 3 years before we dated. Only saw eachother once before we dated. We were gud friends. We talked shit to eachother but it was all gud. I was a druggie. When we got together. I told her id stop all the bullshit. Kept us a secret from her parents for almost a month till she spilled the beans. Parents found out. They hated me before and still did. Only saw eachother twice a week 3 times if i got lucky. Fast forward a couple months missed her too much i started waiting outside her school for 2 hours in -20 c just so i can walk her home for half an hour. We'd cuddle and shit. Hug her all the way to her place. Felt like i was on the best meth i ever smoked. Fast forward a couple months. Her family kept stressing me out. I tried hard to make em like but no success. I thought i got her preggo. Was ready to drop out of school and raise the kid and her. Pay for her school and shit. A bit sad but fuckin happy. I was gonna do anything for her and the kid but then false alarm. Stress at home got to me. Start snorting pills again. Drugs made me more of an asshole and would always yell at her. She found someone else. Broke up. Went to work next day. Boss saw cuts on my arm. I try to bullshit him and say its a scar tat. Didnt buy it. Made a deal with me. I can leave work early if i go to free counselling. I accept. Went in pussied out. Counselling place called mom. Mom got scared called cops. Got kicked out. Hop infront of train tracks. Cop pulled me out. Went to psychward tl:dr ended up in jail a week later. I miss her a lot.

>>35729365
When i was in a psyche ward. Doc took away my meds for a week. I got pissed off. They lock me in a room. Picked my nose till it bled. Cover myself in blood. Peace officer came to my door suiting up in biohard suits. They came in grabbed a drawer thingy. Tried to whack em. Failed. They sticked a needle in my ass woke up 2 days later. Doc said i was going to jail that night. Assault

>>35729301
no

dadfsadf

That's part of why I'm not interested in a girlfriend. I've never met a woman I thought was cool and interesting and fun to hang out with. Not saying they aren't there, just that I've never met one.

>>35729301
nope. a qt filipina stacy crushed on me once (im unironically not humble bragging unattractive, but am white) in high school. asked her out, we had absolutely nothing in common. didnt work out.

I'm proud of you, anon

Porn and the porn industry are fucking gross

Jacking off isn't bad, but porn is probably the worst creation out there
It breaks up marriages, brings the people who work in the industry to drug addiction, and ruins the lives of other boys/men who could have been great, but spent their lives on the internet looking at porn

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>>35729285
Good job anon. But its hard to stop if your taste is superb like mine.

>>35729310
I think of all the time I've wasted looking at porn over the years and it just makes me feel sick. At least I've never spent money on it, that's the one thing I can say. I'd probably hate myself a lot more if I had personally contributed financially to the industry. Of course, I've seen the ads, and I know every click fuels the production, but I want it all behind me, man. I hate porn. I never want to see it again.

Yeah. Self-hate is really hot.

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>self-hate

Yes. Especially if she looked like that. I bet she has a great personality too when she isn't being mopey and depressive about not being white or why-ever she hates herself.

What's even better is self-hating Eurasian girls. So close to being fully asian so they don't have to associate themselves with white people but no cigar. Also they look sort of cartoonish and off so it makes them look unique.

No, sorry.

I need White children.

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>>35729168
>act like you dont care about impressing them
Who said I was acting?

itt: obvious shit normies do

fuck off

>>35729212
fag, keep wallowing in filth