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Why are you in Korea? English teacher?

>>37129230
family, mom wanted to go, was offered so i decided to go. she picked a time when most the family is at work, so everyone is pretty busy. Makgeolli is pretty good though.

>>37129209
go to 10 corso como cafe with her

>>37129147
Cool as long as I can Jack off in public.

>>37129147
I think it's fine, if it's in an area where it is guaranteed to be an area where no children are around.
But most men (and women, when it comes to chads) think being naked is an invitation to touching, which it is not. That mentality needs to be changed for public nudity to become commonplace.

>>37129214
>180 in middle of post
wut

>>37129087
I'm guessing since they're single moms, daddy didn't stick around long enough to impregnate mom and get her to pump out another baby who could've been another gender.

But I've seen single moms with girls too. But yeah, boys seem to be most common.

>>37129087
how do you know they're boys? they aren't even old enough to figure out their own identities yet

scientifically speaking, in tough times women are born more so more people can be made. in easy times men are more likely to be born. women have it easy whether in a relationship or not. boom

>>37128983
6 years. From 15 to 21. Ended poorly.

>>37128983
what fucking relationship ?

I've been together with my waifu for 7 years now.

>>37128715
I put my mouth around the barrel, close my eyes, smile and say "I'm home"

>>37128715
"If you kill me you'd be doing me a favor." Then keep walking.

>>37128715
My friend did this a few year ago. He got in a car with 2 girls at a park, raped one of the girls(she was pregnant), told them to drive to their house so he could rob them. Dumbass held one girl at gunpoint while the other went to the house to unlock the door. She went inside and called the police.

I like all the asmr stuff. Before bed I'll watch that or just videos of people receiving massages.
I really like pokemon too.

>>37128672
sleep science to, also remembering entire dialogues of movies so i can talk along with the movie. its comfortable

I'm kind of autistic with my martial art, it's slowly become all I talk about and do.

Otherwise I like know exactly where everything is, down to minute detail, in the store I work. To the point when asked for directions to an item I'll respond with
>"5th aisle down, about 2/3rds of the way down, between x and y on your left hand side, 2nd shelf from the bottom, about knee height"

>>37128629
big poo poo big pee pee

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>>37128629
Still waiting. Howbout you?
I finished my rewatch last night. It hurt real bad.
Got lots of new screens for you guys.

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>>37129334
Misaki is clumsy and cute.

Most of them grow up in sad little bubbles, where they learn to parrot whatever their echo chambers say. That's why the Republican party is supported by so many small town Americans and /pol/ posters

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you sound like someone who gets all their opinions from the daily show.

>>37128585
Nice set of straw men you've got there my friend
>Why don't all people see the world exactly as I do?

You are a shitty man op

kys

>>37128536

>not noticing the hot buff hairy bearmode guy walking past

Girls truly dont understand us

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>>37128612
How would you know unless you're a man yourself.

>>37128266
We're right here b0ss.
It's not like you can ever leave anyway so why bother.
Talk to the kids maybe you can avert some crises or atleast laugh at how much you're reminded of your younger, idiot self all the time.

>>37128266
You could just, you know... Not look for any site like this, generally not live your life through the internet like all those other underage fucktards and actually go outside

>>37128305
>go outside
Go where. Just stand outside?

>>37127989
Can you just give me that btc? I'm a girl and I'll orbit you

>>37128144
Pics 1st prove it

>>37128184
Ehh, not worth it.

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I am. But he's not coming back, is he?

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>>37127988
its time its time its wizard time

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no i want someone on my level

>>37127966
You sound like you don't want help. You actually seemingly know what you need to do to improve your situation by referencing that people will tell you to go to the gym (exercise) and eat less (modify your diet). Why don't you try following your those two pieces of advice?

>>37127966
You are already a vegetable.

>>37127966
I'm like you except skinny because I was too lazy to head to the fridge so if my dad didn't feed me eggs or something I didnt eat until I got stomach cramps.

I'm a bit better now though, 6'1" 145 lbs.

Why don't you just kill yourself senpai?

happy birthday man. Hope you have a great day

>>37127850
Happy birthday, OP-anon.

Don't mute me or my son ever again.

>>37127644
We all know you can't last more than a couple of minutes in bed anyway

But that didn't restore the skin did it anon?

I feel genuinely sorry for you too, I'm
thankful everyday not to be an American

>gf
>reddit tier Feminism vs MUHGTOW "movie"
>circumcucked

Get a running start and jump of a fancy building like an embassy where they have those pointy railings and shish kebab yourself for the world to see. Make sure to go on a date with that lovely lady as well. End a perfect day with a bang. That should pretty much fix your problem OP. Best of luck!