Hey guys its me Chairman Pai telling you to start getting use to vanilla porn. No more amateur amputee golden showers you hear me loud and clear no more fetishes that are weird. Gotta pay extra for that shit.
Also, did he browse R9K? Was there any evidence to suppose this?
He browsed Wizardchan, according to the Capri court case docs. We still don't know for sure if he browsed /r9k/.
not a fem"bot" btw but I'd think he's cute if I were a girl or gay
You wake up tomorrow and find out you've inherited $20 million form a distant relative you never knew existed.
Tell me, anons, how do you spend the next 10-20 years?
Do you purchase mansions around the globe, luxury cars, clothes, accessories, and live extravagantly?
Or do you just buy an apartment and upgrade your computer?
Let's hear your fantasy life.
"Champ, I know you're pretty bummed about being sent to Guangzhou to live with your grandparents, but it's for your own good. It's time you lived a little and saw the world for a change. Remember to greet them by shaking their hands and bowing in humble gratitude."
What's your excuse? Why haven't you done it yet?
>gf just broke up with me because "everything is a joke to you."
Fuck right the fuck off. It's either that or me being a depressing loner all the time
>be really fat kid (I remember being 150 lbs at fucking 10 years old)
>reach about 300 lbs at 18
>peak at about 320 (maybe more) at 23
>start losing weight, about 80 lbs
>people start giving compliments
>they have no idea that my body looks like a deflated balloon
>have ugly hanging manboobs, loose thigh and ass
>my pubic area is literally 2.5 inches of fat and extra skin
>dick is only 6.3, so it looks like a lolipop swallowed by a fat blob
>also my hair started thinning really hard in the past few months
I feel so fucking disgusted of myself, I literally had one chance at life and I ruined it by being fat slob as a kid
thanks for reading my blog, I really had to type this
Why does it seem like women are better at listening to people than men are?
>when u show an 8/10 ur dick and this is her response
is it finally happening robots??
>have sex and lots of friends
>kill off friendships and stop having sex
>suddenly back on /r9k/ for first time in years
Woah you're right, that is how it works.
Oh god what happened to my life.
>people born in 2001 are using this site
Thoughts on this autistc fellow
Nigger Chad has women as pets on leashes, eating out of doggie bowls.
Meanwhile you jerk off to chinese cartoon hand drawn by an asian blob who hates you and himself.
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazing sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where the future's lying St. Elmo's fire
>tfw looking for a daddy robot bf
fuck my butt desu
Hey anons! Need some friends? Or need someone to talk to in general? Come join /Light~Criminals/ and become part of the family ^_^ yqK3aPB