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You wake up tomorrow and find out you've inherited $20 million form a distant relative you never knew existed.
Tell me, anons, how do you spend the next 10-20 years?
Do you purchase mansions around the globe, luxury cars, clothes, accessories, and live extravagantly?
Or do you just buy an apartment and upgrade your computer?
Let's hear your fantasy life.
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>>38505824
Live reasonably within my means for my lifetime, don't tell anybody about it, and donate the leftover money to charity through a will
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>>38505824
Find a nice house in a safe, quiet neighbourhood and become a hermit
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Invest it all in Bitbeans immediately
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"Champ, I know you're pretty bummed about being sent to Guangzhou to live with your grandparents, but it's for your own good. It's time you lived a little and saw the world for a change. Remember to greet them by shaking their hands and bowing in humble gratitude."
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Fly the Taiwanese flag if you ever get there.
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>>38375385
It's sad because he'll never leave fucking Australia
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What's your excuse? Why haven't you done it yet?
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>>38505786
Dont want to upset my parents desu
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Cuz nobody would care
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Giving the neet thing a chance, if it doenst work out well im out
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>gf just broke up with me because "everything is a joke to you."
Fuck right the fuck off. It's either that or me being a depressing loner all the time
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>gf
>r9k
wrong board
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>be really fat kid (I remember being 150 lbs at fucking 10 years old)
>reach about 300 lbs at 18
>peak at about 320 (maybe more) at 23
>start losing weight, about 80 lbs
>people start giving compliments
>they have no idea that my body looks like a deflated balloon
>have ugly hanging manboobs, loose thigh and ass
>my pubic area is literally 2.5 inches of fat and extra skin
>dick is only 6.3, so it looks like a lolipop swallowed by a fat blob
>also my hair started thinning really hard in the past few months
I feel so fucking disgusted of myself, I literally had one chance at life and I ruined it by being fat slob as a kid
thanks for reading my blog, I really had to type this
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hey we all live and learn right bud
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>>38505774
All I can say is I'm sorry OP
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>>38505774
>I ruined it by being fat slob as a kid
no your parents did, you did not know any better
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Why does it seem like women are better at listening to people than men are?
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>>38505738
Maybe they haven't destroyed their attention spans as much (not using technology as much)
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>>38505738
i'm fucking awesome with listening
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>>38505738
Because women are more in tune with social nuances, its why they tend to have more friends and seem talkative (if they are talking to you, a man).
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>when u show an 8/10 ur dick and this is her response
is it finally happening robots??
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>>38375155
Yup, you can finally leave the board! You're free!
Take your complimentary (You) and this bottle of sage, then fuck off.
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>>38375155
Post dick familia
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>>38375183
>have sex and lots of friends
>leave /r9k/
>kill off friendships and stop having sex
>suddenly back on /r9k/ for first time in years
Woah you're right, that is how it works.
Oh god what happened to my life.
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>people born in 2001 are using this site
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>>38505668
I was born in 1997 can I stay?
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I'd say that around 30-40% of fags here are 14-15, but whatever, i come here once a month so who cares, normalfags are a much bigger problem.
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>>38505668
>people who don't even remember the battle of Normandy are allowed to use this site now
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Thoughts on this autistc fellow
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I stopped watching when he started the IRL shit. Wish he'd go back to wearing his white shirt and tie, and just play RuneScape again.
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Nigger Chad has women as pets on leashes, eating out of doggie bowls.
Meanwhile you jerk off to chinese cartoon hand drawn by an asian blob who hates you and himself.
>worldstarhiphop com/videos/video.php?v=wshhjpn4e4B3m6P8o87v
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>>38375064
why does he wear a glove like he made the take out meal or something?
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>>38375101
Pimp Trainee who also works part time at kfc to pay the bills.
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>>38375147
>when u gotta slap a hoe at 3pm but got work at kfc at 4pm
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I can see a new horizon underneath the blazing sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where the future's lying St. Elmo's fire
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G@y
F@ggot
Listen to some decent music
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>tfw looking for a daddy robot bf
fuck my butt desu
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>>38505622
Do you have Discord or anything? Tell me about yourself.
What are your hobbies?
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Stick a knife in your neck.
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Shut up and lay on my lap to spank your ass
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Hey anons! Need some friends? Or need someone to talk to in general? Come join /Light~Criminals/ and become part of the family ^_^ yqK3aPB
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Bump, pretty cozy in here, and comfy little community too.
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I don't trust you. It's probably not even comfy
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Have you tried ghosting from society how does/did it feel
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Nobody noticed I was gone.
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My chad construction worker stepdad is making me work with him on the job site or else i'm out of the house.
>tried to cut lumber on sawblade and can't cut straight
>try to cut drywall, ruin the drywall
Since I am completely worthless now he just has me sweeping up all the dust and scews and shit off the floor...I put some insulation in also and I think I inhaled the insulation fibers
Also, I have to go to church every sunday and wednesday as a part of the deal for living in the house.
What the hell do I do?
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>>38505618
Fuck, the whole church deal sucks. Ask him to teach you how. You might learn to be more confident
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>>38505618
Fuck that's one of my worst nightmares, being made work on a site with a bunch of Chads. I can only imagine how useless I'd be.
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Anon this is your chance, you can literally do whatever you want. Go train really hard and become a super hero, or rob a bank just do whatever he fuck you wanna do, take any and all chances