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>>36578981
>referring to her as a commodity and product

EXACTLY
and I still wonder why people get married up to this day

>>36578981
Its just modern day normie speak talk. Wives are also referred to as
>my old lady
>bae
>bitch
>wifey
>waifu

Because they're betas and know that the attraction is hardly mutual. Their wife probably settled for stability, kids, or money.

You can fuck right off if you think I'm going to write all that out.

>Level of NEETness
In uni because I was basically forced to be

>Alone time?
Very necessary, though having a friend to talk to every so often would be nice

>Friends?
One long distance friend (3 time zones away)

>Shut-in status?
Pretty much spend most of my time alone, though I can find some pleasure riding the bus or walking to class (i.e being around others but not interacting with them)

>Communication skill level
>1 person: -10
1 person: Pretty good, maybe 8-9/10. I feel confident but can only express that in a controlled environment

>Attractiveness/10
I've been told anywhere from a 5 to an 8. If I had to judge myself, I'd say a solid 6

>Stability (mental, emotional, etc)
Pretty good, though I just got out of a long rough spot

>Type A/Type B
Type B

>>36578956
>Level of NEETness
I have a job that pays me full-time salary but I work one or two days a week. I go to uni online.

>Alone time?
Pretty much all day. I have an SO but they are at work all the time and I pretty much coop myself up in my office when they're home.

>Friends?
Sort of. My best friend is 69, but he lives back home in the state I grew up in. I'm not his best friend, but we're close. I don't have any close friends out here. I mostly say in my condo.

>Shut-in status?
Except for work or the very rare occurrence to go out with the SO or see my acquaintances in town, yeah.

>Communication skill level
Gotten better over the years. I still am very nervous and fumble over words or have horrible word salad. I never feel like I explain anything well enough.

>Attractiveness/10
5/10. 6/10 if I worked out.

>Stability (mental, emotional, etc)
I'm irritable and depressed with my OCD flaring back up. I'm an aspie. Pretty stable, though.

>Type A/Type B
Depends on the situation. I'm pretty motivated, especially at work.

Why do you want this desu ka?

>>36578955
Boy, I really fucking don't.

Why would you ever want that? Getting matched with a girl in CSGO gives me a very good chance of rage-killing that dumb bitch attention whore, and the game being ruined by white knight faggots cringy "flirting" with her.

>>36578971
Well I figure girls could act more normal and wouldn't make me work for their attention so hard if they played video games just like us. R-right?

>>36578942
>tfw don't like talking to people
>feel lonely
>everyone hates me because I'm negative
>wish I was dead because anxiety
>mom wants me to stay

feels thread

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>>36578942

i'm still here, anon

originally of course

I'm still here and I'll always be here

>>36578940
Just drink water all the time, you'll be too full and nauseous to want to eat anything.

>>36578940
straterra

>>36578957
I drink alot of water, but I still psychologically crave food and i eat even though i am not hungry

>>36578904
i regret reading this because it makes me wish i knew her

>>36578963
I just looked her up to see if I could find her on Google or in my school's yearbook. But she isn't even there. She's one of those "No Photo Taken" kids.

>>36579055
you know that god tier wife material that occurs once in a million years? she sounds like it

try to get contact info

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absolutely fucking kek

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>when mom uses the internet

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>>36579074
SHES COMING CLOSER

Whales are so fucking stupid looking. Christ I hate them.

>>36578834
they kind of creep me out. just this huge amount of flesh at one place.

how does this kind of retarded non-game even become popular, I don't get it

is it because of this 'le layers of irony' meme that's so common now?

this is the weird shit i lurk for.

Capri sun is fucking good and no one will ever convince me otherwise

>>36578900
Agreed. No idea why normies see drinking juice as childish

>>36578768
You sound like a beta orbiter right now.

quality pots op

don't be so picky. marry her.

i'll talk, what's up op? what happened?

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hello anon, what appears to be the problem

>>36578713
I spent the last 2 hours or so daydreaming about my death, meticulously planning everything. I realised that I don't have anyone to address a suicide note to, aside from some internet people who only talk to me out of pity. my parents both hate me and in turn so do the rest of my family. I havent left the house in 3 weeks and the only person i have talked to is the online shopping deliverer

I feel like I'm in a foreign country where no-one speaks my language, or that I'm a different species. no-one has the capacity to understand me

>>36578659
Get on tinder lad. Get yourself some break up sex

Google profile advice first if you really need to

>>36578659
Fucking leave normie, you've had female attention your whole adult life, fuck off and leave us alone

>>36578659

You're a robot for life now unless you decide to save a near-30 hoe. Wouldn't recommendy.

>>36578641
>capitalist
feels oppressive man

Fascism is a pretty stupid ideology desu and one of the great ironies of history is how it's always the biggest losers that are most attracted to it.

It lacks all nuance, understanding, and compassion. Instead it's a projection of insecure masculinity onto politics: always needing to be strong, implementing oppressive sexual policies, unable to stand opposing viewpoints. So in a way it does make sense that those who most struggle with their identity as a man are most attracted to it: white trash meth addicts who can't hold down jobs, internet neckbeards, forum moderators. But it's sad that they lack the self awareness to realize that about themselves.

>>36578729
>it's always the biggest losers that are most attracted to it.

t. r9k poster

My parents really wanted me to go. I'm a complete loser -- kissless virgin, meme degree, drink too much, depressed, etc. But at least if someone asked me "What have you done that your Dad is proud of?" I could respond with something I did that resembles an achievement. Yes, it was an easy degree, yes, I do soul-sucking work that is completely unrelated to Literature. But at least now, for my parents sake, they can think something about their son other than he is a walking black hole that consumes resources and gives nothing back to society. If I had went for math or science, I would have failed out, or worse just hated life for 4 years. An easy degree was really my only option - I'm stupid. Me going to college was a big deal for my parents, it wasn't the major so much as the degree itself.

That's why I went.

>>36579054
college is a meme anyway unless you're in sciences
the apprenticeship program is the only tertiary education i support

I don't know but it is just so intriguing to watch people willingly ruin their lives for no reason

>>36578563
No one here cares you pathetic whiner. Leave.

>>36578580
aya said that mean peoples words dont mean anything.
Hide my threads!

>>36578563
Wow this is different from when you would just post that you're crying, i like the direction you're going with this