Is it true that chubby girls put more effort into sex?
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Women are such filthy animals.
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>>36046489
I think it used to be true, because they had self-esteem issues.
Maybe modern fat girls who can pull 100 dicks off tinder at a moment's notice can get away with dead fish sexuality
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>>36046521
I concur
But you didn't want to have sex with a chubby in the first place, trust me. Their effort just causes annoyance because their bodies are so terribly unsexy, but they try anyway, and honestly it's so sad.
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Hi, I need ideas for a gift to my girlfriend
Her birthday is in two days
Dubs decides
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>>36046462
your dick in a box
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>>36046462
A 15 inch black dildo.
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>>36046482
It would be extremely extremely originally and painful
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Do you think watching porn has a negative impact on your psyche over time?
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Well, yes. It turns you into a cuckold.
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>>36046442
i mildly blame porn on why i have no friends. dont know if that makes sense but yeah.
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Nothing wrong with coming to the realization that women want BBC
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should boxers be considered virgin armor?
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>>36046427
should briefs be considered briefly
Edit: thanks for the upvotes
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>>36046427
not like anyone else gonna see them anyway so that's a pointless designation.
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>tfw new panties coming today
gonna be a good day
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>He dreamed of befriending and saving the girl who committed suicide
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befriending her dead body?
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>>36047029
are corpses good friends?
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>>36046421
I've actually had this dream before too it's sad
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Birthday feels thread 2017-04-05 06:21:35 Post No.36046414
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Hello anons, it's my 20th birthday today. Could I please have some of those depressing robot birthday photos? Preferably the ones where they're turning 20.
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i dont have nay pics but i just came here to tell you it doesn't get any better
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>>36046414
Happy Birthday Anon!I hope you're feeling better than I am right now.
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>>36046544
Thanks! What's wrong?
>>36046456
I-it doesn't?
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>you need to be a chad to get a beautiful girlfriend
You were saying?
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>>36046392
Nigga they're both girls.
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>>36046392
Isn't she dating Dyrus? The LoL streamer that probably has over 1 million in his bank account.
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Being lesbian also works.
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#VirginLivesMatter
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>>36046350
>white male in the pic
fuck off you falseflagging bitch
14/88
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>>36046386
> "wahhh i can't get gf guys im forever alone :((("
> meanwhile turn down every single non-white, non-christian, and non-rightwing supremecist
WHITES CANNOT BE ROBOTS
FUCK
OFF
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some people friendzone because theyt hink the other person wont want them / last with them in a relationship so theyd rather be friends instead of love and risk loss
its a deeper love actually
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I HAVE TO WORK SOON AND I KEEP POOPING. I CANNOT STOP SHITTING MY BRAINS OUT.
I JUST STARTED BEING A WAGEKEKER BUT I CANT DEAL WITH THIS AND LIVE.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR I JUST NEED ONE WINNING LOTTERY TICKET
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I DONT WANT TO BE A WAGIE
SAVE ME
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stop samefagging retard
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>it's a /r9k/ nigger tries to appeal to you with a sob story to make it look like he's not like the other niggers episode
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>>36046292
Can they even use computers?
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keep your racist shit on /r/pol/ please
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>it's a set up custom script+extension to loudly ping your phone whenever a thread or post mentioning your new waifu appears on /r9k/ and hearing that ping is the highlight of your day episode
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>sudden burst of motivation to get fit, socialize, and talk to girls
>accidentally look in the mirror
>motivation lost
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>>36046279
>sudden burst of motivation to go out, socialize, do something
>coffee wears off
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>sudden burst of motivation to get fit, socialize, and talk to girls
>Talk to one
>It's obvious she doesn't want to be around you and is just waiting for you to leave
>Go home and cry
Why do I even try?
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>>36046279
>>36046354
getting fit is easier if you're doing it with someone. there's more motivation when you're doing it together.
i'm willing to get fit with you, anons. let me know.
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What's wrong with beating women ? 2017-04-05 06:13:52 Post No.36046276
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What's wrong with beating women ?
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It's not like roasties will prevent to hurt your feeling when she talk or take advantage of her physic in social group.
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Nothing. It ain't worth jail doe. You gotta beat them non-physically.
Just stage play fights or carry her around every now and then to remind her that she is completely helpless if you're ever at odds with her
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Technically nothing, but someone somewhere decided it was immoral because women are physically weaker than men in most cases.
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>>36046276
>What's wrong with beating women ?
Literally nothing
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why aren't you exercising RIGHT NOW?
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There are people over and I'm embarrassed
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I am so drained that I am physically unable to get up.
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A lot of things release endorphins, though. Masturbating, for one. Hell, even self-harming yourself releases endorphins.
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>I "chose" to come to this board
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This board is cursed.
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>>36046230
i dont know how or why but i think this board is slowly messing with my head
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all im wondering is how rare that pepe is
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>the sister of Elliot is uncomfortable around him
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>>36046208
what a disgusting bunch of "humans"
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lol hes a fucking turbo manlet
anyway he looks too feminine for girls to find attractive (im a girl). he looks like shit, and looks pretty creepy
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>>36046778
>he looks like shit, and looks pretty creepy
What do you mean he looks like shit? Did you forget to buy new glasses?