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>tfw systemspace already got too popular
>tfw overcrowded with children and normies who don't have the imagination to play along
>tfw cool as fuck website essentially gone to waste because nobody cares about the story anymore
>tfw even Tsuki overextended himself and became inconsistent with the SS lore when he was asked too many questions
I know a lot of you newfags are from here, so I just want to let you know that you're gay and you ruined what could have been a great chan
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>>35250047
It's a shame, but it should have been expected. The posters on /r9k/ are not high quality people now. It's like advertising your website on /b/.
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Wait how do you get to the board? I have my access code.
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>>35250411
Top right corner on the homepage.
>Me: Why'd you come back to bug me again? I was over missing you until you asked me if I missed you. I told myself I was going to be good and that's when you decided to pop up.
>Her: I like being a little pest.
Wat even do?
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>>35250017
WRRRYYYYYYYY
HELP MEEEE
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Just act like dio
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>>35250017
keep roleplaying with yourself i guess? whatever floats your boat nigga
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What is best and easiest way to get girls pregnant?
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For you, Anon, a bottle of fresh sperm, a funnel, a sleeping girl, and a delicate touch.
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pee in there butt's
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>>35249901
For you I think it just may be impossible
TINDER IS AWESOME! Why aren't you using it RIGHT THIS SECOND to lose your VIRGINITY? It's so easy what's stopping you? As long as you aren't ugly then your guaranteed SEX
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>>35249876
shut the fuck up. I swear they got sponsored niggers to post this shit like every day
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>>35249876
FUck off tinder has a 100% failure rate
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>>35250430
doubt it, it's probably "le next level ironic shilling mayamays XDDDDDD"
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Considering going gay out of desperation? Already set my tinder preferences to male and gotten matches. Should I go through with it?
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>>35249842
if you did that much I'm sorry to say OP
but you have the gay virus it's incurable and fatal
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>>35249842
Well you should consider HRT and transition but if not why not just go on Grindr? 100% chance to suck n fuck M8 dont bother on tinder
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>>35249842
I've started turning to traps and everything because women are evil but I'm not gay.
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What countries are the best places to live life as a NEET? I hope to become a refugee now that America is ruled by a fascist regime, and I'm thinking of moving to Canada, Sweden, or Japan.
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>>35249693
> Canada is a slightly shittier America with less niggers and spics but more pajeets and sand niggers
> Sweden is nice but there are way too many immigrants and it's becoming infested with Afriniggers and sand niggers
> Japan is technologically stuck in the early 00s, racist as fuck towards foreigners, and their version of welfare/disability sucks
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All of those choices are poor, since they are incredibly expensive. Look to central and south america as places that are cheaper and close.
There's a guy on youtube called the hobo traveler and he does videos on cheaper places to live. One of his top places is Ecuador.
Just make sure to plan your finances very well and be careful with your spending.
Personally, I've chosen the southern US to be NEET/FIRE.
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>>35249693
>fascist regeme
we dont want you here anyway you libcuck
why dont you go to sweden and get raped and killed by the peaceful sandniggers
Anyone else here wishing they could just have someone to cuddle with so they didn't have to sleep alone?
> Male
> 19
> 6'1
> 154 lb
> Redhead
> Just want a cute biological girl or adorable trap to cuddle with
> Scottish so I know it won't happen
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I've that feel since you were being potty trained my friend.
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>>35249611
How do you bear it though? I've barely had any proper social interaction in years, just my friends.
> K. Loves tea but has full body, skin destroying eczema
> J. Legit autistic but high functioning. Makes me feel awful because he's always done better than I have with tests and exams
>D. Just a bit weird. Only one of us with a GF but she is low functioning autism and is kinda annoying to be around
Don't get me wrong, these are my closest friends but I don't have much wrong with me but they're all so happy. I just think having someone to hold would help.
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https://discord.gg/VmWBJF8
click this link if and only if you a real nigga robot
ABSOLUTELY NO NORMIES SHOULD CLICK THIS LINK
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>>35249458
>be me
>a fake nigga robot
>clicked the link
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this is really funny and creates tension nice
werwer
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>>35249458
You up for lews girl (boy) things and maybe group fapping?
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>just bought some Oxy from a guy on OSRS for 30M gp
What has my life come to?
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That's probably the dumbest way to acquire drugs I've ever heard. Congrats.
I honestly couldn't believe OSRS was Runescape and that it was an acronym for a drug site until you said gp
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30M for that shitty drug?
Kill yourself, honestly.
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>>35249607
Ive got a pretty sweet botfarm system and pull in about 1-1.5M every night whil I sleep
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How much masturbation does it take for you to feel the sadness/depression set in?
Seems like if I do it 3 times in a day there is a marked decrease in desire to live.
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>>35249348
More like the opposite... I get depressed whenever I don't fap, and whenever I am depressed I don't fap.
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>>35249348
Once. I feel relatively jazzed up when I need to beat off. After I cum I feel in the dumps. Does it really take you 3 times? That sounds like some anime level bullshit.
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>>35249348
Any advice on how I can get hard while taking SSRI's? my penis is always limp
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I think.. I'm in love /r9k/.
For the first time in three years, I think I'm falling for someone.
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>>35249344
Tbh me too anon,..me too..
who is she?
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>I think I'm falling for someone.
Hopefully down a bottomless pit with no internet access.
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>>35249344
The thing that's a kicker is that once you fall in love, truly fall in love, you'll never fall out unless(and this is coming from hearsay) you can find someone as good or better than they were.
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Job interview tomorrow in some kind of catholic school, wish me luuuuuck please
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Good luck OP. Have you interviewed before?
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>>35250208
Yeah first time i fucked up but the others i was ok, always make a small mistake or too but i think they dont call me cause im one in 447364 to choose from
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>>35249270
Il give you some inside tips anon that will surely help you ace the interview:
>wear your nicest adidas track suit
>drink 7 shots of vodka, no more, no less
>when you are welcomed into to office find the bosses desk
>hop on top of it
>preform your deepest sqaut and maintain silent eye contact with him for EXACTLY 3.9 minutes
>this will ensure your display of dominance is noticed by all
>dismount desk
>shake hands
>youre hired anon, congratulations
Hey I just turned 18 a few days ago. H-how bad is it I only lost my virginity at 17? Everyone in my grade lost theirs at 15-16.
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I'm on to you, Anon, you whore.
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>>35249265
>ironic posting
>original
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stop whoring around
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tfw nospookyslave gf
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>that ugly ass vagina
just a reminder that every fem"""bot"""" here is 10x as roastie as this slag
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Maybe it's because I've been overweight my whole life but I find anorexic girls absolutely intoxicatingly hot.
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>>35249220
>tfw have 3 skeletons inside me
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>'N' and 'J' are 2 lesbians in a relationship.
>N jokes to J about threesomes.
>J is the jealous type and says she doesnt like sharing her.
>N brings it up sporadically over the months and J finally jokingly says yes.
>N asks J if she prefers the threesome with a stranger or with someone they know.
>J says someone they know
>J jokes about some beta faggot that N hates.
>N hates him because she can only see him as a friend, and he keeps trying to be with her.
>After a while of joking, they started talking seriously and eventually, for some reason, my name pops up.
Literally just got off the phone with N when she told me all this. I swear to fucking god I'm not trolling here.
Problem is that I got cucked by my ex a few months ago when she left me for another guy and I have no confidence anymore and have reclused myself in my room. My ex treats me like trash because I was a fucking beta faggot by begging her to take me back. N and J are aware that I'm going through this and I feel they are doing this because they somehow pity me.
I can't get over the fact that I hate and not trust women enough to even entertain this. I keep thinking its some fucking ploy to get me naked and then laugh at my manhood because I got newly cucked and then leave me crying there like a broken man.
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>>35249048
yeah me too
oregano
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What do I and T think about the situation?
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>>35249060
Id give you the greenlight and do the three-some but only if you feel it aligns with your values