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>tfw your post has 0 replies

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>>34235404
its alright anon, I too know what it's like to be a blank slate of failure

>>34235404
Cause there's already a thread about this, ya dweeb: >>34219734

just walk out the same way you walked back in

>>34233875
Isn't that supposed to be the face of god?

>>34233882
I CAN'T THERE ARE A GROUP OF GIRLS IN THE TOILETS OUTSIDE OF MY CUBICLE THEY'RE GOING TO NOTICE SOMEONE IS INSIDE HERE SOON

>>34233873
I have just the cure for you, robro.

https://nhentai.net/g/179863/1/

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>>34233913
welp that did it

I was under the impression that no fap was for people who have over stimulated themselves with porn to the point where they have fucked up their sexuality badly enough that they can't get it up with irl girls and only really intense porn can get them off. In other words it would serve as a hard reset for your sexuality.

>>34233872
Please bestow more blessed Bog pills upon me wise one

literally who

oregano post

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>>34233897
They are gods anon and will overthrow the current world order that has been set in place by the rothschilds

>>34233836

How would you approach them and talk to them if they were guys? Do the same thing. Fucking retard kid.

Do you live with your parents?Because that certainly doesn't help.

>>34233976
I wouldn't? My pockets are full of spaghetti all the time.

Wheres the trap?

>>34233803
still a loser desu

>>34233803
back to soc there are plenty of trap threads to get attention from there

>>34233782
>Any femanons here I can start a tempestuous, addictive engaging friendship here with?
>am a robot
>wanting to talk to rosties

Sure, but I'm somewhat psychotic. Is that cool in your book, bro?

>>34234663
Sure, /dude/.

orrorororoor

>>34233778
Let her talk. listen to her and ask open ended questions. tell her only what she asks and don't overshare/overtalk/spill spaghetti. Just listen and make her feel like you're paying attention, all the while you're cataloging everything she tells you about herself.

How the fuck do you just 'meet' a girl? Fuck off Chad

>>34234786
Well,i shaved, got a haircut and got a nice jacket. And did what a kid would do: say hi and not care. It took all my effort not to care but holy shit i did it.

>>34234759
Thanks.

>>34233672
No get away from me you monster

Oragonel

>tfw it won't turn out that she has romantic ideals and unique thoughts and that she isn't really so scary after all
>tfw you'll never fall asleep on some meadow or other and gaze up at the stars after an exhausting day of her being exciting and dragging you places you didn't know you wanted to go to until she showed them to you

where da mpdg at

>>34233709
Sounds like a john green novel and it's gr8

b urself desu that worked for me famalama, give it a try!

life experience is just something old people say when they have no argument.

>yeah, well you just need to be my age

>>34233579

1. be a normie
2. be urself
3. just talk to people
4. say "YES" to life, man

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>>34233494
>tfw start feeling anxious when femanon doesn't reply to my email for 10 minutes
>30 minutes...
>a few hours
>a day
>2 weeks

it has happened twice now

>>34233530
Was it an actual femanon though?

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>>34233558
Yeah. Even skype called with one and heard their voice and everything. They seemed really happy to talk. Then just nothing.

I wonder what I did wrong in a past life?

I had a dream that I was at an anime convention and chief o'brian from star trek shut off the power to all of the hotel rooms as a part of some kind of plot
I verbally insulted him and he insulted me back
then I went to this gift shop

>>34233474
There is a porn that follows this exact situation
It's on milfzr

>New year's Eve son is sick
>Mom comes into the room while he's in bed
>Drink this sweety its new year's you'll feel better
>Starts rubbing him
>What are you doing mom
>Just relax sweety
>He passes out
>Starts sucking his dick
>mom: I've waited so long for this
>Starts riding his cock to he cums
>Pulls his shorts up and covers him up

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>>34233612
Can you give me the specifics?

thanks

why have you posted this anon

stop

>>34233468
Hes acting like a faggot whos not a man. Why would she hug him?

>>34233468
desperate approval seeking beta male behavior.

she probably "dared" him to do it, and made a joke about it, and he thought it would get a few laughs from her. But she was actually laughing at him

>>34233463
>tfw i have the same flaccid skin

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I'm fucking dying, thanks for the thread OP

>>34233463
Honestly dude you could probably get an incredibly simple procedure to bring back the skin of the ballsack with virtually no risks. I doubt it'd even cost that much.

Nigga she's emotionally abusing you.

>>34233432
Goddamn that hit home. I'm sorry, anon.

your mother seems like a narcissist whose only sense of validation comes from smothering you