Good evening anons, how are yall doing
>sees picture of most molested child actor in hollywood history
wut is this thread?
>>38366360
he wasnt molested, origianly
>>38366365
Didn't he hang himself because of it?
I made a couple days ago a thread about how I caught my cute coworker looking at me, blushing and turning away smiling
Today we were the last ones leaving and we had a little chat and as we were leaving I thought that it's now or never (my work contract ends after next week), so I asked her what is she doing on the weekend, she's going to the beach tomorrow, asked about sunday, she said she had nothing for sunday. I asked if she'd like to have coffee or something on sunday and she blushed completely red and smiling, looking at me with a side eye and she said that she'd think about it
Couple minutes later she texted that she'll have coffee with me, so I am very happy today
But yes, some questions:
What does one do on a date?
What is the information a girl expects to gather from a first date?
What do I do if I spill my spaghetti?
>>38366350
You ask her questions so she does all the talking and you just have to listen and nod your head along
well, you talk about what you like to do, friends, family. A bit of physical contact is important, and you have to make her laugh too. She might ask you about your previous gfs, so be prepared
Am I not a robot afterall?
i don't get it. who's who and what's the problem?
it just looks like a cute chat.
>>38366291
Bro I was called hot by a girl on a dating app. There's actual hope for me!
>>38366342
Oh, That's wonderful! Have fun!
>TFW no diaperboy BF
>Greeting me at the door on his knees, reaching up to me after work
>Bath time
>Changes before putting him in an adult size crib
Why go on?
>hair
sage
>>38366255
>Tfw I'm my mommy GF's diaperboy BF
>Tfw we're an ocean apart
S U F F E R I N G
>crib
nothx, rather sleep w mommy gf
>Tfw birthday soon and mommy getting me more Pampers
What the FUCK is wrong with you people huh??
>tfw can't enjoy a song on YouTube if it has too many views
I am such a contrarian hipster that I can't listen to the song knowing that other normies were listening to it as well before me.
Sometimes I just try to look for the same song but a video that has less views and pretend it's not popular.
>>38366227
Faggot, you reallt are everything i despise. I wish i could enjoy normie stuff, i constantly try to but unfortunately its all shit
>>38366227
Youre making me angry for making this thread, because I suffer from this exact same thing
Same.
This feeling is especially strong if I feel like weed smoking niggers have contributed to the majority of the views
I'M SO FUCKING BOREEEEDDDDDDDDD
How the fuck do you NEETs do this?
>Buy lots of tasty shit
>Watch sports, anime, tv and movies while eating said tasty shit
Comfy as fuck
>>38366155
Those are fun but not fun 24/7
>>38366168
I agree, but I exercise as well didn't want to include that because most NEETs probably don't. Doesn't feel like wasting time when you're building up your body as well
>Piss bottles are full
>>38366098
Drink 'em.
>>38366127
I might actually dump them out the window but it's 7am and I'm afraid someone will see.
>>38366173
That's why you need to drink them.
how does one attain xanax in the UK?
>>38366053
Just order them online they are quite cheap
>>38366158
where can you do that? does it have to be deep web?
>>38366194
If you want Alprazolam yet, but you might be able to get RC benzos on the normal internet
Not sure about the laws in the UK
"Hey anon, why are you wearing a shirt at the pool? Take it off!"
>>38366006
you first lol
orignal
How can they speak underwater?
>>38366061
They're Mermaids.
>tfw I will never get BLACKED by futa gf
>tfw no futa BBC Impregnate my boipussy
Have the memes gone too far?
>>38365997
>It's literally a bbc futa trap sex
Damn 2D world.
ITT we discuss about how the artificial womb will finally liberate women from the oppressive patriarchy so we can keep our careers and never have to go through pregnancy again!
I do say, men are fucked after women lose the handicap of pregnancy. They will have to bring more to the table to be worthy of our affection.
Girl power!
Females forcing males to step into gods territory. This is unnatural as unnatural can get.
>>38366045
Women in the west have 1.2 babies per woman if you deduct shitskins and muslims. Women have already thrown away their ability to make the next generation. But as usual men find a solution.
Only this time the solution will end womenand good riddance.
>>38366105
>>38366045
>it's only for premee babies
>women were involved in the study
What is she saying, r9k?
>he was picking his nose indescreetly
>>38365923
mlem
>he was putting his thumb in the anus and sniffing it
Nagi Ichi did it again...
>>38365906
Holy fuck, link now!
>>38365906
>twin traps
YES
kinda disappointed, there was no real crossdressing to speak of, just spats and jock straps. Its getting gayer,but so am I
Anyone else phone shy?
Yes. To the extent that I'm not getting paid this month because I couldn't dare to call to work and ask for a copy of my shift list after I lost mine.
That's about 300 euros down the drain.
>unknown number calls
>shake and don't answer
>>38365948
anon stop being so silly and just call!
How do you stop yourself from staring at qt's and freaking them out anons?
It's gonna happen, so just take quick glances and stop. It's
>>38365891
You double down and never break eye contact
>>38365891
.... sunglasses my negro