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>>39379907
Mostly the same shit. Maybe a few less trap threads.

>>39379907
Even more cancerously reddit than it is now.

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>>39379907
It was a lot different before the invasion.
The traps changed everything.

>>39379875
sh0cking

>>39379875
Who the hell even makes these pictures? lmao

>>39380092
This desu. These are fucking genius. I think that Wojak holding the pan with a reverse grip is the best part of OP's image.

Takes a little more than that, famalam.

>>39379790
no, those habits had nothing to do with causing your suicidal feelings. maybe they kept you from addressing the cause which you should do now. maybe you have to be at peace with something unpleasant.

>>39379790
>should i?

May aswell, not like it'll get better. There's 7 billion people on the planet, so it isn't like any individual actually matters.

Op here fuck it all right? Lighting the cigar up right now.

Smoking just like my dad. I'm such a piece of shit. Thought I was so smart but in the end I'm nothing.

Meh. My grandfather died to lung cancer, my father smoked for 25 years, I've been smoking for a year now.

Leave burger alone he did nothing wrong

Cause I'm 2cool

>>39379685
>sexy
c'mon my main man

""""""""Accidentally"""""""""
Originally of course

>can't find torrents for the girl you wanna fap to
>end up buying a couple vids
>they're not worth it

>>39379665
I figure paying for porn is like smoking. Once you buy one, you're not going to stop. So I never even buy one video no matter how good it looks. I just fap to the previews and text descriptions. Being poor isn't so bad if you're smart about it.

>>39379514
I hope by compete you mean submit.

>>39379548
How do you submit with somebody? You mean "submit to the jewish agitators who spam this porn bullshit on social media 24/7"?

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>>39379582

idk I just want a big white cock inside me

>>39379451
tell her to fuck off. don't let her use you like that idiot

seeed her womb

Become 18.

>>39379361
These posts have made me physically tired

>>39379370
lmpossibIe

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>>39379370
JUST TRY BEING YOURSELF BRO, THAT'LL WAKE YOU UP AND GIVE YOU SOME ENERGY

might as well become a navy boatswains mate or get a janitor job. Merchant marine is garbage unless youre an officer.

Better off joining the Navy even if youre a brainlet. If youre smart, you can pick up a good electronics or crypto job, advance faster, and be much better off and cozier.

Take the full asvab and see how you do. Army GT score minus like 15 or 20 is your real IQ. test is half general knowledge, hald pattern matching IQ test.

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>>39380051
>calls MM garbage
>suggests navy

Sure, if you want to make 1/5th of the money and be treated like a child all the time.

OP, get your TWIC first and then apply for your MMC, after that join a union. All info can be found on the USCG national maritime center website.

>>39380137
merchant marine sounds too much like EVE irl.I don't want to get podded by Somali pirates.

Just make your own fucking sitcom you faggot

>>39379203
its always sunny is pretty good

>>39379203
nothing beats al bundy

>>39379198
Getting your ears pinned back is one of the easiest and cheapest plastic surgeries there is. You have no excuse not to do it, it will bump you up 2 points

My cousin has monkey ears like those and he's a normie. His gf is 4/10 tho, but he could do much better, He's tall, like 5'10, and average faced. He's like full blown normalfag tho it baffles me he's been fucking such an uggo for so many years.

>>39379234
always wondered how people with monkey ears can act like total chads and not be afraid of what anyone thinks of them. I think it's a huge turn off, if you have shit ears you have shit genetics

>>39379174
Is it kind of a chain effect? Once you hook up with one girl, does it get easier to hook up with more?

>>39379213
Women are generally pretty jealous, so I'd imagine so.

>>39379213
ofc, the more successful you are with women the more they desire you. when women get to choose their partners, harems are created because women would rather share the top guy than settle withe an average

>>39379139
protip
nobody gives a fuck about you
and certainly nobody gives a fuck about you sufficiently to go an extra mile to mock you or laugh at you

you are insignificant to everyone.

>>39379191
yeah but im already a loser i think being a failing musician makes it even more cliche and worse

i talk to SOME girls u know

so dont put shoddily recorded music online

easy

>>39379122

well yeah thats cause hes dead

>>39379122
Your idea of relationships is awfully naive, probably because you've never been in one.

>>39379122
Shut the fuck up roastie. You'd build up his self esteem then when he didn't reciprocate by building up yours or by meeting your standards you'd tear him down

That's all you ever do - you are a heart breaker

I hate you, leave us robots alone.