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my brother irrationally hates anime
ive slowly joked about it over time and then slowly made serious statements about liking it
i think it worked but im not sure

>>36835378
Just hide it forever, that's what I do. No one I know at university or my gym know that I love cute anime girls doing cute things. I plan to keep it that way forever.

>>36835378
improve your self esteem

5'7'' 200 pounder reporting in. I'm not doing a damn thing, family. I plan to just keep getting fatter until my tired heart gives out or the diabeetus takes my legs and I blow my brains out

I'm not doing a damn thing, hopefully heart failure will take me soon. I saw you fuck up the other thread, OP.

6'4, 400lbs at my heaviest. Down to 245 as of yesterday. Almost done with the journey, even have money set aside for my loose skin. So excited not to have shit hanging off of me friends.

Did the loss with counting calories like a maniac, with some fasting days. After I got under 300, started boxing as a fun way to get my heart and body back in shape.

I would date any girl that showed interest in me

>>36835322
I think we are used to girls looking at us like that if at all

I would stick my dick in her frown

>>36835306
What's this series about? Why do so many people talk about it now?

>>36835683
i would like to know also

>>36835683
Chad rapes a girl and she kills herself. Then she tells the main character it was all his fault because he was too beta to ask her out.

>>36835295
-Ivan from brothers Karamazov
-Jordan Peterson
Can't think of anyone else that I don't know irl
-a confident athlete at my gym
-charismatic goofy druggie kid I used to know

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Basically just narcissistic assholes who are manianically obsessed with being the best

>>36835565
man basketball is so fake but i love it anyway. i mean the sentiments expressed in it are fake, the team building is all fake and anyone you love could be traded at any time or just leave for more money or whatever. they are only in your city because they got drafted or traded there.
but i love it, i love the people, i like the sport even if it has its problems.
i hate that about myself. like op i think kawhi is cool, but not for any real reason.

>>36835240
He looks like someone's grandma

someone please save the cat
its dying. ehlp

>>36835261
It seriously looks like he's crushed its throat with his hand.

>>36835213
He's probably bored. Maybe depressed. Maybe he's convinced himself he can do better. There are plenty of reasons you could think of if you weren't so afraid of hurting yourself.

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I see your doggo, and match you with a puppers of the same variety.

Men are terrible, just like women are terrible. The sooner you realise this and make your peace with it, the easier life gets.

>>36835201

i'm done with partying and didn't have sex

ama

yolo
ylyl
implying

>>36835229
wassup w u homie

>>36835201
Do you think marlon brando could have been an incel if he had no social skills whatsoever

>Brother and sister continue doing stupid shit
>Their consequences bite them every time
>This causes me to just hide things I legitimately have problems with and makes me unable to hold a serious conversation out of fear that I'll say something stupid and end up like them
>Drift into beta nofriends hood

bump of curiosity

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>quiet kid
>when I was 7 my best friend forced herself onto me and tried to make me have sex with her
>babysitter used to suck my flaccid toddler dick
>when I was 13 in summer camp I noticed that after a week of spending time with a couple hundred other kids I didn't make a single friend
>develop social anxiety afterwards
>go full shutin NEET for a while until mom forces me to study
>drop college before graduating
>get over social anxiety but now I'm back to being a shut in
Women scare me and in a weird way. I can be around them and be friends with them but whenever any girl tries to be flirty with me I seriously panic and run away.

I have only liked like 4 girls in my entire life and I felt like I was part of another species so I never bothered doing anything.

"Are you autistic or something? Like you rarely talk and when you do you say some random weird shit that makes no sense and you stammer and always act super awkward. Not to mention you always try and be funny and nobody laughs. Why do you even try to fit in, anon? You're not normal like us. Just leave. Go back to eating alone in the bathroom, weirdo."

>>36835128

From the 40's, how to stop being shy:
https://archive.org/details/ShyGuy1947

>>36835174

>R9K's collective highschool experience in a nutshell

>>36835062
just say you're out with the boys but whats up?

>>36835069
I did and she said "oh nvm". I texted her and she said her boyfriend broke up with her

Have I done goofed?
I could have finally escaped this place

>>36835105
offer to talk to her anyway. although that may depend on what you're taking?

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hahahahaha awww i love this lmao i ss'ed it :))))

>>36835042
How can you exaggerate being a genuine-show-of-affection-less virgin

>>36835042
I-i am j-just exaggerating being a virgin

>>36835028
you became a nigger anon, get a gun and go out there and rob a your local store and get a boner

>>36835028
You've become Sawa Nakamura.

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Now spread the Sawaposting
Don't be a shithead

>>36835024

HOLULULULU

sorry my friend, I forgot how to speak the language and lost the link to the old thread

>>36835157
hasalu tytumomece buhokilase hekiry hytugyfavo kidaluho hasalu degikuti zikiro.

that should help you ;)

>>36835391

H-how. I thought it would be the alphabet but it's not anon

>>36834854
Well, what would you do. Chain her in the basement? You can't really stop teens from doing anything these days.

Hell yes. If my girl doesn't have a nice baby bump by the time she's out of elementary school, I'll consider myself a failed parent.

>>36834873
>Chain her in the basement
*slurping sounds*