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2017-07-20 06:18:14 Post No.38500907
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:18:14 Post No. 38500907 [Report] [View this topic]

>see qt girl
~~REALIZE IT'S A GUY~~

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2017-07-20 06:17:19 Post No.38500894
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:17:19 Post No. 38500894 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>be at your grandparents' house at the countryside
>be bored
>go play with familiar guy's two female dogs through the fence
>just pet them
>suddenly they start growling and jumping
>see a small pudle on the pavement
>one dog has a white blob on its head
>panic and go away
>one person saw me playing with the dogs
Wtf happened? Should I worry? Because I worry.

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:32:44 Post No.38501136
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>>38500894
i dont understand this post at all

original

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:34:53 Post No.38501173
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>>38501136
i dont know they squirted or something and im afraid that the guy will see this and tell my family that im zoophile or something (i am not)

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:35:10 Post No.38501179
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>>38501136
OP had a 3some with 2 bitches

Anonymous
2017-07-20 06:12:38 Post No.38500826
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:12:38 Post No. 38500826 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone else /constantlyangry/ here? I hate reality and everything about it, I never asked for any of this

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:33:39 Post No.38501149
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Yes. I have low impulse control and I fucking hate life. I wish there was at least some war where I could go and die, but no we must live in comfy world.

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:35:25 Post No.38501185
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>>38500826
I know your feeling. I'm either angry or just tired.

Anonymous
2017-07-20 06:11:47 Post No.38500809
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:11:47 Post No. 38500809 [Report] [View this topic]

>When you see a kid who can't be older than middle school age but is basically as big as you are now and he's got that dopey smiley evil look on his face that all your cocksure bullies did and you think about being that age and ALL THE TEARS and how he's going to grow up to be happy and healthy and tall as fuck and not sitting his manlet ass in a Starbucks applying to jobs that will never call back and just hoping that the loose shits he's been taking for a year don't mean he has bum cancer since he's too poor to be seen by a doctor

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2017-07-20 06:09:58 Post No.38500777
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:09:58 Post No. 38500777 [Report] [View this topic]

WHY AM I DO AUTISTIC IN SOCIAL SITUATIONS???REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:15:02 Post No.38500862
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>>38500777
Nice get autist

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Normie hate 2017-07-20 06:03:50 Post No.38500687
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Normie hate Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:03:50 Post No. 38500687 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do you tolerate normies, /r9k/? Is it because you secretly desire to be a normie yourself?

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:06:05 Post No.38500720
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Yes. I have a goal to work towards. There's nothing I hate more than myself, I hate being this. I wouldn't wish this lifestyle to anyone, why would I glorify it.

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2017-07-20 05:59:58 Post No.38500638
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:59:58 Post No. 38500638 [Report] [View this topic]

sense of humor>personality>height>face>frame>job

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:05:55 Post No.38500719
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>>38500638
dark and troubled, stupid, infantile, mature, funny, punny, bitter and cynical>smug>6 feet or so>7/10 would bang>kinda slender>NEET

Anonymous
2017-07-20 05:59:56 Post No.38500637
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:59:56 Post No. 38500637 [Report] [View this topic]

This is a sad thought.

Someday, when I turn 60 years old, I'll look back and realise I've never had a girlfriend. I'll die an old virgin who will be alone until the end. I'll know that I have a small chance at love even at that age, but I'll never know what it's like to have a younger girlfriend.

I'm no where near 60 years old, but I can picture myself turning 60 years old and thinking "Why the fuck have I never had a girlfriend?" I don't know for sure that I'll never get a girlfriend, but I probably will never get the chance. And when I become an old man, I'll be wondering how the fuck I've grown to be that old without ending up in a single relationship.

As I said, I'm no where near 60 years old. I'm still a freshly created human being. But if i never actually get a girlfriend I can imagine having these thoughts when I actually turn 60.

Can anyone else relate?

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:11:22 Post No.38500801
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>>38500637
No because I am pretty sure I will kill myself much sooner.

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:13:42 Post No.38500839
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>>38500637
yes, im actually almost there. im 42 yr old virgin, never a gf, no job, live with parents, havent acomplished anything in life, literally. i get suicidal if i start to think about my life, so i have to numb my thoughts constantly by drinking. its too overwhelming to think about the past and all the mistakes ive made. i cant handle it

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:24:50 Post No.38501022
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:24:50 Post No.38501022 [Report]

Nah. I couldn't care less.

What difference does it make that you didn't do x, y, or z? If you're 60, death isn't far away. You'll be dead soon and everything will have meant nothing. You will be free, and all will have been wiped clean. You might as well learn to choose what it is you do care about and find a way to care about things that don't make you "sad". Stop being pathetic and control your own damned mind.

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2017-07-20 05:58:01 Post No.38500604
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:58:01 Post No. 38500604 [Report] [View this topic]

This is my top waifu, say something nice about her.

She is saying how shes my girl and mine only, stay away from her!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ9tivf63Y4

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:02:07 Post No.38500661
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She's really good at standing at the exact same angle in every shot

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:07:00 Post No.38500735
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>>38500661

thank you for the compliment of my dear online girlfriend!

Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:34:33 Post No.38501166
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>>38500604
She had more mileage of cock inside her than the distance Voyager 1 already travelled.

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2017-07-20 05:56:28 Post No.38500585
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:56:28 Post No. 38500585 [Report] [View this topic]

Now I have to go argue with my sister to tell her that mom says we can only order pizza and NO bread sticks and then she's going to get super angry and call me fat and rub in face that I have no friends, and then lie to mom later that I told her it was okay to get bread sticks, even though she never lets me have any, and mom will take her side every single time

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:18:14 Post No.38500906
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