Can anything compare to the absolute foodkino that is Granny Smith Apples?
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>>38246184
The other granny smith.
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>tfw granny smith slices with creamy jif and a tall glass of ice cold milk
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>>38246184
The best. These men are men of true culture. Granny smith apples are the best. No exceptions.
Does anyone here legitimately hate normalfags, or do you just post "ree normies" ironically? What are your reasons for hating normalfags?
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I'm sure it's all subjective but for me it's people who
>use emojis
>act haughty and overconfident
>can only give anecdotes instead of actual advice because they never went through any actual hardship (or were too stupid to notice, the way animals don't know their organs are spilling out)
>cannot possibly relate to anybody that hasn't had the same relative level of fortune as them
>place strong emphasis on worldly matters like reproduction and politics
>get frustrated when confronted with "difficult" or philosophical topics, need to keep busy
>uses any phrase similar to "negative vibes"
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They're stupid filthy animals. They're not human beings. They make me sick
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>>38246164
>almost always act the same
>are almost always apathetic
>actually derive joy from things as retarded as having an expensive car
>unironically care about sportsball
>take all media at face value and never, ever notice propaganda
>no introspection
>will gladly destroy society as long as their peers give them social media likes for it
Normies are just retarded NPCs.
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>Hi, I'm here for the job interview
>We previously spoke online
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This is like the dude from The Cell
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>>38246143
I see you arrived in the uniform we sent you. Welcome aboard, champ.
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>>38246163
He's just your average Hapa
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Am I just too much of a Chad for this place or am I 100% right? I don't see getting women as much of an obstacle. I know for a fact that you can be a tall, fit, good looking motherfucker and you will not get pussy unless you work on your social skills. On the other hand you can look like a total faggot and get lucky all the time if you have charm and proper comedic timing. Naturally the one who has mastered the art of the approach ends up being the victor. Also having a career and aspirations in life helps a fuckton. This board seems to me like an echo-chamber of lazy men coming up with excuses for why they're not getting laid.
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You're just too much of a retard for this place. Sure, social skills play some role but so do looks, having good looks help you get experiences that will better your social skills especially at a young age. From my subjective experience looks matter a lot more.
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>>38246119
You're not Chad, just delusional.
T. Chad
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>>38246119
>This board seems to me like an echo-chamber of lazy men coming up with excuses for why they're not getting laid.
That's literally it. This board isn't about bettering yourself or helping each other, it's about being sadsacks and complaining to other losers.
There's a reason /r9k/ is consistently called one of the worst boards, it because there's not much redeemable about this place.
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Where women more pure back then? Or did they also have multiple sex partners before they turn 18?
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>>38246102
Back then Chad was the local knight. Women fucked him and pretended his baby was someone else's . that's why everyone is descended from a king
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>>38246102
They were more pure mostly because of religion.
Western civilization has attacked everything pure and good.
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They were probably married before they turned 18.
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>think back to high school days
>4 girls asked me to the dance
>turned all of them down
>night of the dance arrives, stay home and play dark souls
>eventually dropped out of high school due to crippling depression and anxiety
>am now a 21 year old virgin shut-in with no friends
What did God mean by this?
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>>38246069
At least you got asked. I never did.
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>What did God mean by this?
>God
It's your own fucking fault you fucking idiot, take responsibility for your actions, and GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD.
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>>38246069
God didn't do anything to you. YOU chose your actions and they had consequences.
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http://nypost.com/2017/07/08/were-losing-a-whole-generation-of-young-men-to-video-games/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&sr_share=facebook
>i get off work from the night shift at a ghetto liquor store
>check fb
>1 new message, who could it be from!!??
>its my fucking mother, sending me the linked article
wtf i know im a fucking loser but playing vida is pretty much all i have at this point. sorry its not the 80's and i dont have a job and kids by now
Fuck my life senpai
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>provide no incentive to do x
>men don't do x
>"lol why aren't men doing x?"
rmyt
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>>38246016
Just reply back
>ROASTIES BTFO!
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yeah if any girls are looking for a man you can come by my place there are just a few guidelines
>you can cook food and even eat it if you make enough for two
>you can clean under my supervision
>but you can't stay here alone or overnight
>we can fuck some times maybe
that's it. preference given to asuka cosplayers
What the fuck can I spend money on that ccan make me happy?
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a gf (male)
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Originally buy a lot of cocaine and binge on the weekends
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>>38245995
all living beings find me repellent
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ITT I want to talk about anxiety. And not normie-tier social anxiety, I'm talking about true anxiety. Anxiety about health. Anxiety about existence itself.
Earlier this year I was worried about having a heart attack around the clock. This resulted in multiple panic attacks, one that had me go to the hospital. My anxiety has moved on to a kind of weird depersonalization about life. Thinking about reality, meaning, death, all of that around the clock. It's horrible, but I'm only posting about this to see if there are any robots who can relate.
Have you found a cure for your anxiety? For this kind of anxiety? Something to read? To practice?
I am a bit of a drinker but I started exercising (riding a bike 2 hrs a day), which helps. Still, I have this unreal anxiety about life. I think that maybe I should quit drinking.
Please halp or share experiences
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You are now breathing manually.
You are now focused on your heartbeat.
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Wow, for some reason my tongue feels really heavy right now. Feels like I could choke on it at any moment.
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Same here anon, just tell yourself that when the time to leave comes, its time.
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>tried 4 different types of weed
>no effect on me
>i didnt feel even slightly high
What is wrong with me?
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You're doing it wrong, moron.
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>>38245918
Someone sold you oregano dumbass
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>>38245918
You're not a weak-willed idiot who falls under the spell like the rest.
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Does anybody else on r9k ever get vagina envy?
l'm not sure if l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed...
It just feels Iike both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone else here know this feeling?
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>>38245916
I sometimes wish I could change my sex at will just to play with some boobs and a vagina.
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Fucking hell that looked intense.
I would love to make a girl do that.
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>>38245916
>Posts a Trap
> KHV's fall for it
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Chad is probably banging that girl you can't stop thinking about right now
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Tfw I am the chad
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>>38245908
Nah, she's a lesbo.
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Yeah probably.
Motherfucking filter.
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Why haven't you given up on western culture yet?
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>>38245896
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I'm not a spinelees cuckold
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Live from the heart, seek the wilderness, know god's glory, build some pyramids, I'll meet you there, away from the narcissists
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>>38245939
lurk m0ar, africa man
I might be a woman but at least I dont want to fuck children
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please shower me with your hot piss
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>>38245771
But do you want to have children though? If not you're just as bad as the people who want to fuck them.
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>>38245803
How. Please explain the mental gymnastics.
Anyone else lying outside looking at the night sky thinking about killing themself? Weekends are so fun
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>>38245766
> looking at the night sky
nice trees
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>>38245766
sitting inside thinking about blowing all my savings so that when rent day comes around on thursday Im not able to pay it and seeing as how I have no job I just have to kill myself.
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>>38245766
Only doing the latter.