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> away from home for a few days, need to attend some bullshit
> have to stay and sleep there
> normies everywhere, nobody I can relate to
> cannot socialize with normies, know I shouldn't even try
> cannot even look at them, always ending up looking at the floor. Not because I am shy but because I hate to look at these people
> Keep distance to everyone so I am alone
> show up late to lunch when most of the normies are done so I can avoid small-talk, being stared at or simply sitting near someone
> hate loud areas, being in a cantina with normies is therefore the worst.
> buy myself crisps, waffles and some other stuff, eat those in the evening and in the morning so I can avoid normies even more
> go out in the evening to buy pizza instead of attending free dinner just because I hate most people of my age so much
> while I am in my own little room sitting on the bed, I can hear these normies downstairs drinking, screaming and laughing, need to close the window so I cannot even enjoy some fresh air

I just want to live a quiet life...
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you deserve it, reifag
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>>38330791
Get some big, closed headphones with high isolation next time, they will isolate you from the rest of the world.

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Does talking to strangers on the internet really make you happy, robot? You and I both know that the only reason you're browsing this board is to look for a girlfriend. It's an utter waste of time and you know damn well you're never going meet a fembot in person.

Picture related. You're never going to get a girlfriend this cute you stupid beta male.
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i browse the board to read about the experiences of people who are in some cases mentally worse off than me and those are a better. I come here because I know I'm not going to be truly judged, maybe laughed at or screamed at but only in passing. It's endearing in a way getting in autistic fights with people.

I like coming here to discuss my interests with others and maybe pick up some new ones in a completely anonymous environment. It's strange but great how many people are into the same weird (by normie standards) hobbies and whatnot as I am.

It's cathartic to yell at the trap posters and it's fun having my arguments and beliefs completely stripped down and annihilated. When I need help I can get advice here from people who have been in situations and I try to help out those who I can.

This board is a fucking terrible shit hole but it's my home.

>tfw you don't even want a relationship anymore, just someone who will let me hurt them
>tfw every """"masochist"""" just wants to do borderline vanilla shit like DD/LG or rope play
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I know that feel.
I don't want a masochist though, I want somebody who doesn't like it but puts up with it.
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>>38330786
>I don't want a masochist though, I want somebody who doesn't like it but puts up with it.
This always sounds great, until you realize "putting up with it" always ends the second something mild like hot wax is mentioned.

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>Have zero female contact for 19 years
>As a result, I turned sort of "prison gay", just because I could understand other guys easier and talk to them
>Not super interested in girls anymore
>20 now, female coworker starts hitting on me, sends me a picture of her boobs
>My response is just "it's cold put clothes on stupid"

Even when I win I loose
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No replies in the DB for this post!

>*knocking*
>open door
>"Are you Anon? We have a search warrant for your eIectronic devices."
How do you react and why?
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paranobump
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>>38496386
they did that already, they stole my PC and laptop and still haven't given it back, it was over a year ago
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>>38496653
>they did that already
Why and how did you react?
>they stole my PC and laptop and still haven't given it back, it was over a year ago
When did you buy a new one?

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you are passionate about something that can grant you a high-paying, secure job right anon?
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>>38330662
No, because I'm not passionate about anything.
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>>38330686
then how are you planning to get a good job, family and a fullfilling life?
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>>38330662
>Passionate about x
>Will most likely be in poverty for a while

Ill live. Beats having high blood pressure from working a shit job

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hey robots how u doin?

just wanna check in on ya? anyone feelin depressed, like shit or whatever? yeah, i know the feel. share it, ill talk to you.

im a 20-year old student, ive felt depression, ive been shitty, but i have moved on seemingly and i am making progress, so i just wanna encourage people i guess whatever i dont give a fuck fck all of you LOL XDD
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REPLZ TO MY FUCKING THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>be me
>wake up at 5 am
>quietly walk through the house
>on my way through I hallway I grab the Cheeto and soda caked doorknob and open it slightly
>the beast is still sleep. yes.
>Close is slowly making sure I make no noise
>the lock clicks at the last second
>panic.jpeg
>put ear to door
>hear a loud moan followed by a loud wet sounding fart
>oshitoshitoshit
>hear the bed springs breaking and popping under the heavy mass above
>hear the wood creak and squeal under the intense weight
>I take my head away from the door, my heart pounding
>the door opens
>the smell of grease, cum, shit and piss surrounds me
>"mommy, do I have enough good boy points for tendies?"
>I look at the score board
"Yes, sweety you do." I say as I hold back my gags and tears
"ok, I'll be playing my games be quick slut" it says as it waddles back to it's long broken chair
>I walk to the kitchen
>I push past Mountain dew bottle alley to reach Dorito crust cove
>see a knife
>decide it's time to end my suffering once and for all
>I grab a empty plate and knife and walk towards the beast
>reach its room and knock
>a tight feeling in my stomach
>he mumbles "come in bitch"
>I push open the door all the way knocking over shit bottles and cum rag towers
>he doesn't look back
>walk past the mountain of discarded dishware and slip on a river of moist piss
>I get up and see the mummified corpse of mittens the cat under years of dirty XXL diapers
>I say "Here's your tendies baby" as I pull the knife from my belt
>he turns around and sees me holding the knife up
>I panic and stab him repeatedly over and over and over
>stop
>stare awkwardly as he looks down at the scars from the last 58 attempts
>"my protective layer of fat protects me once again"
>he gets up and pushes me back, breaking my arm
>"Oh silly mommy, next time I'll break more then that" he let's out a gargantuan fart as all the air rushes out of the chair straight into my face
>I vomit and rush back to my room
>grab phone and call ambulance
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>>38330628
Yet you are to blame for having a children who had genetical failures or that you couldn t raise properly and who ended up like this.
Eat shit and die.
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>>38330775
It's the father's fault for leaving.

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>see qt boy
>imagine life together with him
post madenning feels
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>>38330616
I have the same problem

It hurts so much
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>>38330616
Bait thread Reminder do not reply to any bait threads where someone implies they're a female even subtly without saging

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ohh shit is is today in 3h better get ready i hope we crash the servers
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Those were the times, simpler times, better times.
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still the times that are similar to those times that were better

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Reminder that RIGHT NOW there are people paying actual, honest-to-God money just to see women get naked. Perhaps you can take solace in the knowledge that you will never be this cucked.
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>>38496346
meh. i used to send over $100 a week to a findom just for the heck of it.
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It's even worse on twitch, or when it's with women that have no exceptional features

I don't know why people do it
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>>38496346
Some of them don't even get naked, like Raiiny.
>>38496419
And then there's this.

My dealer took the money b4 he gave me the weed, he was in town and said he needed it to pick up or something, he said he'd be back at 10:30 tonight, I've known him for years and some what trust him I guess, do you think he'll come back? Or did I just lose 200
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>>38330589
He's not coming back. That's the oldest trick in the book. It doesnt matter how long you've know each other. To him you're just another customer or in this case, another mark

t. used to do the same thing to overly trusting people when I dealt
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Move to California faggot, problem solved

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Anyone had someone they loved romantically die? How did you cope? Is there a point in having any other relationship with someone and is it even possible when you've already had the perfect partner? I try other people on, but they never quite fit right and the relationships just don't work out. I know that I need to appreciate people as their own unique individuals but I can't help but look at them different when I've already had and lost my perfect match. Is there hope for people like us? I think the only possible route is to not date at all.
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>>38330525
Thought she was going to die. Then for several years thought she'd be a potato for the rest of her life. She'll always be different, but she's able to live life again, and I love her more than ever.

When I thought she was gone forever, I was relatively young. I did try to find other relationships. They never felt right, how can a relationship feel right when you'd rather be with someone else? I was perpetually the stereotype generally used for women, where they're not dating a man because they like him but because they just need a distraction from their ex whom they still have feelings for.

I don't know the right answer. When I thought she was gone, there just wasn't any happiness in my life. Hanging out with friends felt stupid and juvenile, flirting with or fugging other women felt like role-playing and always left me feeling bad. I found contentment in just living a life she'd be proud of, even if she couldn't be there for it. If I let myself go to shit, it would be dishonoring her memory anyway.

>inb4 "chad," "reee," etc.
pls no bully I'm as autismo-sperg as anyone
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>>38330766
need some context to what happened to her
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>>38330525
Lmao how do you romantically die

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Fembots describe your ideal bf

>age
>height
>weight
>race
>interests
>personality
>how would be a perfect day with him

P L U S


>describe and talk a bit about yourselves


Maybe that ideal is here, who knows!
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>>38496331
20-30
6"2
180
white
idc
idc
idc
8.5x6.5 penis
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>>38496331
Are these threads daily now?
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>>38496331
>age
teen to late twenties
>height
anywhere over 1.60m
>weight
average is okay, no overweight plese, slight chubs are okay
>race
no blacks, shitskins or tanskins
>interests
videogames, cooking, anime is okay too (dont mind this too much as long as we got something in common to talk about)
>personality
dont be a submissive faggot, dont be a cocky alpha chat twat acting like you're better than everyone
>how would be a perfect day with him
cant really think of one, haven't had a good day in a long time so it's hard to imagine

>describe and talk a bit about yourselves
>1.70m tall, 55kgs, canadian, white, auburn hair, hazel eyes

im pretty boring, as my life for the past years has been, im 22 now, been working in retail shops for quite a while and still living with my parents. dunno what else should i say, hello

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>tfw at uni for the first time and seeing people who didn't know each other before just a conversation and become friends
When I was a friendless loser in high school, I always used the excuse that the reason I specifically can't just go and make friends is because everyone else already had friends from when they were a kid and usually met other people from having mutual friends or just sharing interests that I don't happen to have. But normies just walk up to people and suddenly they're friends. To them, it's literally just being yourself.
No one ever approached me
I don't think I give off any worse of a vibe than any of the other people
I don't know what I did wrong in the world to be cursed to solitude
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>>38330514
No one said a word to me until the least week when someone said hello to me. Hate the place.

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