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I wish I werent such a pathetic little worm and would actually go and talk to them, but fear paralyzes me every time

god please help
anybody

Don't. Acknowledge them at most. If they really were interested and not just toying with you, they'd go to you, fool.

>you draw?
>can you draw x retarded idea that i have??

every time

>>34303504
What did you use to draw and what do you draw now ?

>>34303504
Stop sucking at it
I stopped liking it because it became too frustrating
Unfortunately you can't get better if you stop and you can't enjoy it if you can't get it better

If you'll notice, penis sizes are larger in societies that existed without clothes to cover their junk for longer periods of time. Germany was full of savage tribals until a few hundred years ago, so its got the biggest white cocks. And the Congo people still don't wear clothes, so that explains that. More assortative mating based on male genital size when its right out in the open and females dominate the sexual/pairing system of a culture.

>>34303492
alot of the african numbers are self reported surveys

so yeah

>>34303667
sure thing dicklet

>>34303455

The thing is, none of the self-proclaimed nice guys exist as described by women, they're fantasies of oppression. Women feel oppressed by the mere existence of men they find sexually undesirable.

There is nothing you can do about it. Just so much as being in the presence of a girl when she doesn't find you sexually attractive is enough for her mind to spin rapidly as these thoughts go through her lizard brain that lacks free will:

"eewwww yuk fedora nice guy virgin loser basement dweller neckbeard pathetic manchild shorty creep rapy vibe yuck yuk gross"

This is why they're so desperate to use false sexual harassment and rape claims to destroy the lives of these low value men. So they can remove them from their mere presence.

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>>34303455
>Literally saw a guy post on reddit earlier today about how girls have it SOOOO much easier than guys when it comes to dating and they can just pick and choose as they like. Umm. No.
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>>34303548
Lol at this fukin mega sperg. I can literally feel the butthurt and virginity oozing from your post. Go outside and actually talk to people and get some friends and you'll see nothing is like this.

>>34303410
I hate your image and I hope you heal.

>>34303442
Why do you hate it? :(
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>34303442
I like his image
Nice color palette and composition
I like the little character
Not crazy about the lettering but it's alright

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Yugioh isn't half as popular as pokemon, maybe 15 years ago.
You have nothing to worry about, you'll have a bunch of failed normies at best play

>>34303022
Yugioh will always be too autistic for them so there's no need to worry, anon

The problem is that this speed duel bullshit is more normie friendly than a regular duel

>>34302918
Suck his dick bruv or kys

Accept that the chance that the pizza guy has weed on him is <0.0000001% and find an actual dealer, you spaz.

>>34302918
Yo, you know where I can get some bud?

do you get a mcdonalds gun
have you ever fought in any mcdonalds wars

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why does the coke taste different from McDonalds, or from any fast food place in general

>>34302799
i have holsters for big mac sauce and tartar and theyre kind of guns

Reference:

http://www.businessinsider.com/online-dating-message-statistics-2013-7

So I just started trying that shit and I'm a 4/10 at best. I've gotten an ok amount of replies by asking about something in the profile and then copy pasting a question/boast based on travel since I do that for a living and bitches love to say they love to travel.

My question is, is there any goddamn point? I am 31 and I don't see a single woman under 200 pounds or without kids in my major metropolitan area.

>>34302619
Ask if they have seen a film recently (at least that is what a lot of normies I see do)

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Talk about your favorite food.

According to aII known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat littIe body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

>>34302547
Suck dick and give up my ass

>>34302547
just got a job as a wagie starting tomorrow.

before i had i quit my last job id occassionally play texas hold em poker at a casino but that wasnt really a side income as i lost more then won.

>>34302555
Is there actually a demand? Is it sustainable income?

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Is it possible to short and a chad?

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>>34302247
Because you are not his child. Mother was bang by tall chad.

>>34302305
This is the only possible explanation desu.

probably $200 - 300

>>34302160
>2000 dollars in a month
holy fuck

>>34302755
Yeah this month has been bad, usually I spend closer to $1500.

Interpol evil

>>34302110
OP can't inb4.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

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>>34302110
https://youtu.be/z0jw5qBgUuo

Perfect song for any mass shooting

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>>34302069
>22
>Parents let me have long hair and stretched ears
>Parents don't care as long as I do good in college
>Straight As
>All I do is study, masturbate to traps, and watch eggy stream

What was your question again? Oh yea I can't tell you how cute you are unless you post boipucci

>>34302124
>want to be trap
but am not trap, anon. I think I have the face and body and personality for it but am too shy
i only weigh 110 and i need someone to ship me a shitton of nair because razors are expensive and the ones i have are shit and I'm not some faggot that's going to post my body unless that body is qt which it isn't right now fuck

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>>34302225
I understand the current situation. You could post in jeans and long sleeves with no face if body hair and your short hair are the determining factors