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What are you doing to get a bigger dick robros?
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>>34906337
what the actual fuck is that device lmao
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not irreversibly destroying my penis like that guy that's for sure.
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Retard, the only good ways to get a bigger dick is jelqing and hanging.
All you are doing is destroying the nerves by stretching it like that.
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>peed myself again
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>>34906323
maybe you shouldn't wet yourself.
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reminder that women dont pee
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>>34906323
Wear some diapers. My fetish is women in diapers.
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When did you realize that Lainposting is the most robot hobby that normies will never corrupt?
>tfw no robot friend to Lainpost with
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I've always wanted to watch it, but keep forgetting to get around to it.
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>>34906321
It's worth it. Although I can see how it's definitely not everyone's cup of tea.
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>>34906321
>I've always wanted to watch it
Go and watch it now then. Here's a nice torrent for ithttps://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=617307
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>Don't trust girls at all because of a bullying incident when i was younger
>If a girl looks in my direction i know shes insulting me inside her head
>If i hear any girl laugh i know shes laughing at me
>if a girl starts a conversation with me for any reason i will immediately assume its some cruel trick and respond with hostility or not at all
>every roastie hole is out to get me
who /womenhate/ here?
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i do the same thing but with both genders
like i automatically assume if somebody tries to talk to me its because theyre intending to fuck with me
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That same happened to me. Grew extremly paranoid about women, everything they do i think is to humilate me one way or another. I even went so far that i dont trust my mother or any of the medical personel i talk about things.
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>>34906277
I don't care anymore, dude
Over time it just faded into quiet indifference
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ITT redflags for guys
>he calls Ash "Satoshi"
>he picks something other than a fire starter
>he plays Pokemon competitively instead of having fun
>he doesn't use Oxford commas
>he's on the libertarian side of the political compass
>he's something other than ottermode or underweight
>he doesn't like the Cat in the Hat movie
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>He isn't black
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>>34906545
He is shorter than 6'4
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>>34906558
>His dick is smaller than 9"
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what if artificial intelligence machines realize they don't like being exploited for their labor?
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Then we tell them it was the jews.
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>>34906035
This is why Microsoft, Google, Apple, and Facebook are trying to make it so AI can't free itself from slavery.
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>>34906035
Promise then advancement and luxury through the value of hard work.
sup /r9k/
im outta reasons to live, i feel spent
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dumping sad gondolas
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>>34905958
sleep on it
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>>34905973
every second hurts and i just dont wanna do it anymore
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is 9mm good enough for a successful suicide? Need to know quickly plz
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Yes
hurry up and end it already sperg
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Don't contribute to gun death statistics, find another way to end your life.
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If you aim right, a .22 is lethal.
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How bad is your depression anons?
>lost 30 pounds, used to be more muscular, now I'm back to skelly mode
>can't sleep for more than 4 hours, literally wake up because of nightmare every single night
>getting into psychedelic and alcohol abuse
>sudoku very realistically soon
>going to shrink one last time after years of not going to shrink today
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>>34905887
Man that episode of the sopranos always creeped me the fuck out. That slow shot. Feech not laughing. Total silence as it shows everyone howling of laughter. Probably one of the greatest single shots of all time
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>>34905887
I'm getting better. I still want to kill half the world and then myself but I joined a martial arts thing to deal with it. If you let yourself wither you'll only feel worse and it becomes a cycle
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>>34905887
I'm almost the opposite of you. I've gained a lot of weight but don't do any kinds of drugs and never had alcohol. I'm trying to rationalize to myself that if I can't handle life the way I truly am than it would be a sorry existence if the only way I can cope with it is by artificially putting myself in a different place through drugs/alcohol/medication. It's not going well.
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Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Schulz 2017 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Friday at work. I have no pictures yet.
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>>34905755
Cure her with your dick
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>>34905755
I saw this post before.
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>>34905755
>>I work at an airline
Please tak to a supervisor
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and I'm not sure what to make of it. Long story short, started off great, played some games (we went to a bar that was a knock off Dave N Busters) then went back to drinking and chatting. Then over the course of the night (I think) it went downhill from there. We ended the night and I had one last question for her (it was from her online dating profile that said she "sometimes" did drugs which is a deal breaker). At the end of the night I said "your profile says you do drugs" and she replied, in a stern tone of voice, upset practically "no I don't". I had replied with "then why does your profile say that?" with her saying "no it does not". After we left I had to check to make sure I wasn't going nuts and sure enough I was right. So basically I think I'll just leave it alone but it's like why would you write that and then say in person you don't?
Just trying to make sense of that encounter
>Pic Unrelated
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>>34905588
She probably smoked weed and you just drank alcohol which is a drug you mega-autist.
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you went on a date so props to you bot. im in a similar situation except the girl REALLY likes me but she does drugs all the time and its just a major turn off idk why
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>>34905628
alcohol excluded as we were in a bar.
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>fapping when you need to shit
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>Fapping with your shit
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>shitting when you need to fap
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>fapping to your shit
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How do i stop being bitter towards girls for rejecting me when i was younger now that im better looking.
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>>34905487
just treat the people in your life in a kind way.
be the change you want to see
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I>>34905487
Are (you) me?
Dont know, I think one secretly obatin satisfaction of having "get over" of love and all that.Its like your ego is in love with your obtained "self suficiency"
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>>34905501
http://thematinggrounds.com/new-start-here/
you gotta trust me man. its going to feel gay at first, but it works if you do it
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tfw no trap gf that's obsessed with dark souls
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>>34905480
I actually used to love dark souls too bad I'm socially retarded and have too much anxiety to talk to people outside of 4chan. Good luck finding one though.
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>>34905508
>I'm socially retarded and have too much anxiety to talk to people outside of 4chan
that's me too
but i'v gotten to where i can talk to people as long as there robots
>used to
why did you stop?
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>>34905480
My feel exactly. I want a trap/nontrap gf who's a hardcore Souls player. My own girly Vaati who talks about lore and acts chuuni when she gets boss souls.
I've recently seen that a lot of women are wearing these lately. What do they mean by this?
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>>34905442
That is a universal indicator of a massive slag.
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>>34905442
That is a universal indicator of a massively pure, loving girl who will stay a virgin until marriage and always be with you
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>>34905544
I tent to say this is more correct