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I had a red mark a bit itchy for a week, I thought it was a mosquito but now there's a transparent liquid leaking from two little holes, what do I do??
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First, you kill your parents.
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>>39088139
Squeeze it orgmai
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>>39088189
Already did that, it's a bit painful. Squeezed all I could out of it.
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If BBC is a myth, why do all the black guys in porn have bigger dicks?
Let's be honest, in porn it's not even close.
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>>39087990
If it's not, then why is the world record holder white?
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>>39087990
If it's not a myth then why are there white men like this? I heard from someone who works in porn and he says huge white dicks are just as common.
Ndnd
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>>39087990
You were saying?
Nsnz
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>"Hey, you like that book too? It's one of my favorites!"
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>>39087904
>I hope that you're favourite book is the Kamasutra
>Maybe we could have a look through it together
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>>39087904
u-uhhhhh, m-marry me and makes babies!!!!
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Your nose ring makes you look like a cow.
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/pol/ is asleep. Quick, tell me your opinion on jews.
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None. It's entirely pointless to have encompassing opinions on an entire group of people.
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>>39087836
They are like the Irish of the Middle East
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>>39087859
Generally they wouldn't be in a group if there were nothing to be understood for them being in the group.
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How do women 5'9 and over feel? is it like being a manlet or no?
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Tall women's only problem is that they have a smaller selection to choose from when they want someone who is way taller than them.
They face no difficulties in society, like manlets do.
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>>39087808
>they have a smaller selection to choose from
Isn't this the same as manlets?
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>>39087846
Manlets don't choose partners. They are rejected.
Tall women have all the options a short woman has, but they will reject a larger percentage of men for not being much taller than her than a shorter woman would. A tall woman would have no problems finding a partner if they didn't have a preference for men who are much taller.
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>age
>do you still sleep with a stuffed animal
I'm a 21 year oldmanand I still sleep with my teddy bear every night. I have a psychological attachment to him and I know I'm never going to get a girlfriend anyway so why stop?
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>>39087609
That's cute. Just be mygaybf and sleep with me instead.
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I'm a 21 year old grill and sleep with a giant stuffed bear, like the ones bigger than a person you get at carnivals or theme parks. Kind of embarrassing but he's sort of my bf. I have a strap on vibrator I put on him sometimes, and use him to simulate having a bf.
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>OP makes a slightly depressing but neither the less interesting thread
>first post is a faggot
I still have a collection of stuffed animals from when I was a kid in my room, but I don't sleep with them
/r9k/ is now a Chad board. All robots and normies must leave.
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>>39087473
It is truly our time now, brother
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>>39087473
new flag of /chad9k/
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What if my hair defies gravity in a non-Chad way?
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What do you Robots think about Mr Kanye Omari West?
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>>39087331
That's nice and all but musically that Queen song takes more talent than any of Kanyes songs.
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He is the biggest egomaniac. Also that meme is, wrong.
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nice b8 m8 4/10
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Why do black women love white men so much?youre sleeping with the enemy.
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>>39087266
does this little goblin even pass as black?
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Because love is colorblind. Love and attraction doesnt care what your skin color is. If you love someone,you can look past the flaws and stigma they have. Not that a lonely,raceb8ing cunt like you knows anything about love.
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>>39087327
Looks black to me tho.
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>The average male dick size is considered a "Small" in dildo shops
How does it feel knowing you'll never sexually excite someone?
Because it hurts me.
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>>39086943
>6x5 is called a beginner size
>tfw 6x5
fucking kill me
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>>39086971
>7.5x5.9
It feels bad being a dicklet.
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>>39086943
I'm so happy I'm hung
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Would you:
>remove 1 inch from your dick and add 2 inches to your height
>remove 2 inches from your height and add 1 inch to your dick
Post your height and dick size. I'm 5'8" with a 7" dick, I wouldn't do either.
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>>39086855
6 foot with an 8 incher. My choice is quite logically, neither
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>>39086855
Neither, since I'm average in both, so removing from either would not be a good idea.
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>>39086855
Can I do both?
t. manlet/dicklet
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Reminder that the Fascist orange Dorito turned and walked away when asked if he disavowed the Nazis. If this isn't proof the US is secretly a Fascist state I don't know what is.
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>>39086844
Didnt he condemmn violence on both sides?
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Questions that stupid do not deserve answering.
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>>39086844
do something about it faggot
also look both ways when crossing the street
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Does anyone here genuinely enjoy cuckold porn?
I have a small penis and premature ejaculation which makes cuckolding seem like a possible consequence because of them. When I masturbate to cuckold porn, I stroke my penis to the pace that the bull goes and end up cumming in like 30 seconds while the bull continues pounding.
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I'm more into fantasizing about it. I don't go out of my way to find cuckold videos (in fact, I don't think I've watched a real porn video in a long time). I just look at 2D pictures and pretend I'm being cheated on. Or I just purely use my imagination.
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Yes, I want to be cucked by my waifu.
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When I watch Cuck porn, I always pretend to be the bull
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>mfw Rick and Morty's creators betray their viewers and include antisemitic racism in an episode
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>>39086686
Was a devout supporter until Rick said that shit.
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>>39086762
So true. Now I hate Rick and Mort for their antisemitism and hatred. Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland should be imprisoned for hate speech.
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>>39086762
Justin Roiland should be imprisoned for hate speech!
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>be me, 22 y/o autistic moron
>no friends
>only gf ive ever had left me a year ago
>spend every night at college playing vidya or otherwise being autistic
>barely graduate college
>go to law school because i want to pursue my dream job
>parents tell me people will like me
>"anon we know we said that college would be better than high school, but law school really WILL be better than college!"
>today is first day of orientation
>stammer nervously through icebreaker game
>i am the ONLY person in a room of 165 people that no one sits next to
>i was the only person who showed up wearing shorts because they said casual dress was fine
>about to break down because theres so many people here
>still no friends
>already prepared for 3 more years of solitude while i watch people around me form social groups
I HATE THIS WHY DID I WANT TO DO THIS REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>39086640
Are you there on scholarship? Are your parents helping you? Is it at least an elite law school? If not, social anxieties are the least of your problems.
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Just wait until the normies wash out. Law school is a trap for catching sociopaths. The functional ones will become corporate & trial lawyers while the rest of you read contracts in a dimly lit office all day.
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more like lawl school