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Who here /colonised/? You may only post here if you're a native from a colonised country

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How is your relationship with your mother?

Picture unrelated.

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Have you ever gotten fucked in the ass? Did you enjoy it?

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Can I feed a cat with alive hamsters?

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Are roasties finally figuring out how nofap works?

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>tfw you arent even really good at a game you play for 8 years
JUST

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Hypothetical time:

You are given the choice is 2 women to be with, both will find you attractive and want to have sex with you and be in a relationship with you. The two choices:

A - A ghetto hoodrat black girl with a huge ass and thighs, she's heavily into white thuggy chad type guys but will be loyal to you and not cheat(she will mention finding other guys hot all the time, and will flirt with them), she expects you to eat her pussy most of the time when you have sex, and her male friends(all white thug chad types) will haze you and clown you. She will be loyal though, and you will get to stick your dick in her, and even fuck her ass too. Also she gives blowjobs sometimes but expects you to cum in a trashcan, not on or in her. You'll get supreme intellect and become a god tier inventor on the level of Tesla or MacGuyver.

B - Literally a genderswapped version of Darkness from the movie Legend, she'll be fiercely devoted to you and will fuck you very often. However, she requires you to kill a unicorn to be with her, and you'll be corrupted over time and become a demon too. Also she drinks blood and expects you to do the same.

Which do you choose?

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Please help me out, I'm so desperate I am coming to you all. I'm aware of the ridiculousness coming to this website and venting like this but you all are truly unfiltered and should give me insight on my life if you seriously want to contribute.

I used to care about the future of the human race and it's technology but as time has gone on I've started to care less and less...I feel that the end is meaningless. Humanity's goal will be to eventually to stop universal end doomsday scenarios like the big rip, sun death, heat death, and other existential threats through technological and scientific means.

There will always be conflict and war. I know I can't see into the future but I don't care about space exploration, world peace, philsophy, religion, spirituality, war. I am totally unrelatable to my friends, women, men, family. I was taught to be a good person, I kept getting stepped on and stayed loyal, optimistic. I thought hardwork was going to pay off, in monetary means it did...in psychological means it didnt. I don't know anymore.

I worked a minimum wage job. I went to college.
I'm in the Army and about to get out soon. I didn't get to kill anyone, I've only killed animals and I feel like I wasted my time almost. I don't want to do any of the spook jobs.What should I do with my life, I'm 23?

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>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.

>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.

I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless! I the past I have tried to appeal to non-believers by kinda white washing but now, none of that but also be prepared because you might not get the answers you like although they might be true. I have also created a discord server which is mainly for Christians and non-believers looking for a discussion. It's not really meant for discussion, but if you do cause trouble, you will be removed from the server.
>.gg/AyQfdQW

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95 theses

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Daily reminder that if you're a male with long hair, you're a total faggot

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girl im into has BPD. and i know all fembots have this. what am i in for fembots?

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Do you hate your parents for bringing you into this world and giving you low end genes?

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I hope you lads all went to church today edition

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Lesbian here.

Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).

But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.

Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.

Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Fucking deal with it.

-/u/

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>meet qt guy on omegle, trade skypes
>orbit him for weeks telling him he's really cute, basically worship him
>Stacy steals him and his first kiss because I gave him a confident boost