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>le just join the army
I failed the s-test and I couldn't get in. What now you fucking faggots I have you chadvice giving dicks so goddamn much
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>>36588983
KiII yourseIf dude
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>>36588983
The army will recruit a potato. If they don't want you, then you're an incredibly useless human.
Do the world a favor.
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>>36588983
Not sure why you're mad at us when you're the one that failed.
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I'm a fembot, and I want to marry a masculine man, not one who reads the red pill and is faking, but a guy who has hobbies, wants a family, is secure in his masculinity while engaging in traditionally feminine things, etc. Every woman is looking for this despite SJW cunts saying they want pussies. I'm just a complete loser and I don't know how to attract this kinda guy.
I'm both kinda masculine and feminine. I care about appearing clean, but don't care about my outfit and makeup that much. I don't have feminine hobbies. I've had beta orbiters.
Help.
Pic is my goal body lol
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>>36588918
So you want a dream man?
Also what do you consider masculine? Chiseled physique and handsome face?
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>>36588918
>don't care about my outfit and makeup that much. I don't have feminine hobbies.
>Pic is my goal body lol
It sounds like you already know where to start.
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>>36588918
>masculine
In what way? Do you have a penis?
Anonymous
Getting my meme degree 2017-04-27 10:19:30 Post No.36588913
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You nerds better show me respect when I return in two years
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>>36588913
a whole degree just in memes..?
wtf that uni is a meme, just teach bout themselves ahahaha
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>>36588913
Life is a meme.
Now where is my degree?
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>>36588913
They have lots of social media related degrees.
I imagine this is just a bunch of social media related stuff with some sociology mixed in. Along with maybe one or two unique meme oriented classes.
Anonymous
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Perestroika
>virgin
>did some MDMA last weekend
>accidentally set up 3 dates this week alone
did I suddently become a human being or something
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>>36588766
Congrats brotha.
MDMA basically releases all your Seratonin and Dopamine all at once into a roll and what you feel is what every normie who didnt grow up with a life of hardship that fucked their receptors up, does at every second of the day.
This is how you're supposed to be as well, and this is what normies think and see you as.
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>>36588845
>Seratonin and Dopamine
Serotonin, but no dopamine.
>what you feel is what every normie who didnt grow up with a life of hardship that fucked their receptors up, does at every second of the day.
this is not true at all.
You're full of shit, man
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>>36588766
enjoy that life of increased depression, faggot. Hope it was worth!
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Post in this thread if you'd suck a cock for 10,000 dollars. Just think about it. Food, rent, electricity, no stress from work, basic NEET life for two months or so. It's the right idea
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>>36588757
i would, fuck it
there are people sucking cocks for 10 bucks so they can buy crack, why shouldn't I do it for 10'000?
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>>36588772
also 10'000 dollars would last me for 2 years.
One room flat, basic food, electricity and internet for my pc. It's all I ever need.
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>>36588757
If you wont suck a cock for free then you are not a robot.
Gtfo my board normit.
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general Melbourne bot thread
>meetups
>Melbourne feels
>nudes
>vents
>fembots
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>>36588728
>making a thread specifically for one city when only a handful of us are on this board
This thread is dead on arrival op.
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Melbwizard reporting in.
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same op
I know this isn't a dating site and your going to be disgusted in me but all I want is a fembot(female)to rub her head affectionately against my neck while we listen to the rain.
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Post interesting discord servers pleaseu and by that I mean roastieless servers desu.
GseRn
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>>36588703
I made a server but it's new and facing changes and i don't know shit about Modding on discord.
Also i'm the only one in the server.
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>>36588703
there's already a thread here >>36582025
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>>36588703
There's that one discord about the asian chick who likes BBC and has a bunch of black orbiters. Could be interesting desu.
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Does /r9k/ keep a log or diary of their dreams?
Could you recall the last dream that you had if possible?
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I dreamed about new Bones album
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bump
bknljlkjnik,
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>tfw it's becoming more of a challenge to tell the difference between dreams and reality
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Am I a cuck if my FWB sleeps with other guys?
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>>36588605
taking into account the you're FWB is imaginary and you are the one who imagined her sleeping with other guys in your fantasy...
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not if you sleep with other guys too
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>>36588605
I dont like the idea of FWB but by definition its your own fault.
But I guess there are no romantic feelings?
Autismo the Great (ID: !jkBS9X46Jg)
THIS IS SOME GODDAMNED BULLSHIT 2017-04-27 09:47:05 Post No.36588576
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THIS IS SOME GODDAMNED BULLSHIT
Autismo the Great (ID: !jkBS9X46Jg)
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I FUCKING HATE MY APARTMENT THE PLACE IS COVERED IN MOLD AND SCORPIONS.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY'RE NOT JUST ANY SCORPIONS. THEY'RE ARIZONA BARK SCORPIONS. SOME OF THE MOST VENOMOUS SCORPIONS IN NORTH AMERICA. AND ONE OF THEM JUST FUCKING STUNG ME. TWICE. THESE LITTLE FUCKERS ARE EVERYWHERE AND ONE OF THEM WAS HIDING IN MY BED. LITTLE NIGGER STUNG ME TWICE. THIS SHIT FUCKING HURTS. THE INTERNET SAYS IT'S NOTHING TO FEAR BUT I'M FUCKING GETTING DIZZY AND MY EYE IS TWITCHING AND I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO VOMIT. I FUCKING CALLED THE OFFICE TWO WEEKS AGO ABOUT THIS PROBLEM AND WHAT DID THEY DO? NOT A GOD DAMNED THING. I CALLED AND THIS BITCH PICKS UP THE PHONE BY SCREECHING, "WHAT?" I TOLD THEM WHAT'S WRONG AND THEY TOLD ME THEY "KNEW ABOUT THE PROBLEM" BUT I CALLED LIKE 5 TIMES AND EVENTUALLY THEY STOPPED ANSWERING MY CALLS. NOW THEY DON'T EVEN PICK UP WHEN I CALL ANYMORE. THIS PLACE IS A FUCKING SAFETY HAZARD. $900+ A MONTH FOR THIS BULLSHIT, AND THEY KEEP RAISING THE PRICE EVERY LEASE. ALL THIS FOR A FUCKING SHITTY STUDIO COVERED IN DUST AND MOLD. THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ME IN THE ASS. AND ON TOP OF THAT, THEY MAKE IT VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PAY RENT IN THE FIRST PLACE. THE OFFICE IS ONLY OPEN FOR 3 (THREE) F U C K I N G HOURS ON A TUESDAY, FROM 11 AM TO 1 PM. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT? YOU WANT ME TO TAKE AN ENTIRE DAY OFF WORK, WHICH I CANNOT AFFORD TO DO, JUST TO PAY YOU WAY TOO MUCH MONEY SO YOU CAN FUCK ME IN THE ASS FOR ANOTHER MONTH? OH, AND IT HAS TO BE BY MONEY ORDER? YOU WON'T ACCEPT ANY OTHER FORM OF PAYMENT? WELL ISN'T THAT JUST FUCKING GREAT. I'M LOSING FEELING IN MY ARM AND I CANNOT AFFORD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. BUT AS LONG AS YOU GET YOUR MONEY ORDER FUCK ME, RIGHT? THERE ARE 5 (F I V E) FUCKING LEAKY SPOTS IN THE CEILING AND THEY WON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
I HATE THIS PLACE SO MUCH I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE. KILL MEEEE
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OH GOOD, AND NOW I'M HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS.
IS THIS HOW I FUCKING DIE? LIVING LIKE A THIRD WORLD PIECE OF SHIT IN A FUCKED UP STUDIO APARTMENT THAT SMELLS LIKE DECOMPOSING FLESH BECAUSE ONE OF MY NEIGHBORS FUCKING D I E D AND THE OFFICE CALLED THE POLICE BUT REFUSES TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE SMELL? REALLY?
IS THAT HOW I DIE? GOOD I FUCKING HATED MY LIFE ANYWAYS
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>>36588621
Anon, for the love of god, call for the ambulance and get the fuck out of that complex
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>>36588621
>be dying
>could be at the hospital
>decides to post on a puertorrican basket weaving forum
>dies
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Have you tried not being ugly, robots? It'd make things so much easier for you.
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>>36588571
Wow anon, how did you adquire such wisdom?
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>>36588571
I tried so hard
And got /fit/
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
It had to fall
The spaghettio
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
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>>36588571
My dad is the ugliest man I've seen. There is no way I can't be ugly.
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My older sister spat in my mouth while I was a sleep as a "prank" my parents didn't even care.
I slap her on the face and she cries, my parents freak out at me and my dad screams his head off at me
Is 19 too old to be living at home? (She's 23 and totally dependant on daddy)
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I know a good way to prank her backStarts with an "R" and ends in "ape"
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>>36588565
>>>/adv/
Otherwise move the fuck out. Focus on yourself and what you can do to improve your situation and your parents favoritism towards your sister.
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>>36588565
Get the fuck out of your parent's house, especially if shit like that happens
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>tfw don't even feel left out for not having sex with normie women
>tfw don't want intimacy or chad status
>just want to have meaningful conversations with intelligent people about relatable interests
>tfw will never form connections with people beyond small talk, job shit, or transparent attempts to get laid
it's almost like the dumber you are the better your chances of success
>tfw social anxiety and empathic character prevents me from going full Machiavelli on the shortsighted unerudited dregs of society
>tfw Chad is a slave to his own social instincts
>tfw most robots will just call me an edgelord and never realize the life they desire is just as empty and shallow as their current lives but with more immediate gratification
>tfw knowing this alone has condemned me to a life where everyone misunderstands me and gives me shit
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I went to Coachella and it was only brown people. It felt like Brazil.
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Every life is shallow and empty.
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>>36588664
Who did you go with, Anon?
I live in the desert. am curious
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/r9k/ has to become a sfw/blue board.
no more traps, no more interracial porn, no more hentai.
we could still have nice discussions, talk about waifus and pretty girls (or maybe even boys idgaf).
but please make it sfw already, im tired of porn and i think im not the only one here.
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>>36588550
IDK
Do I get a weapon?
Do they have weapons?
Are they armored?
Am I armored?
How big is the fighting area?
When they get BTFO do their bodies disappear or do they stay there thus getting in my and the
other kids way?
Do I ever tire?
Is there food?
Do I need sleep?
Is there a short resting period between rounds/boss?
Am I granted full freedom or am I bound?
Do they have mounts?
Do I have a mount?
Does the mount ever tire?
Is there any reward at the end or depending on how long I last?
Am I able to run and hide?
Can they fly?
Can I fly?
Super powers.... yea or nay?
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>>36588632
Nothing besides whats listed, no weapons, accessories or superpowers on either side, no food or rest (besides a few seconds between the waves just like in games).
No rewards, boundary is the place you are at, for example a parking lot or a gym but you dont know the place before you go there and you cant use any surroundings.
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This tbqhwu famalamadingdong. If you want to look at porn go to a porn board or /b/.