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is nightcore the robot music?
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>slightly increase tempo on techno song
Is now "nightcore" entirely new bogus genre
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no. that's the non stop pop "hardcore" electronic weebs that play shows sponsored by fakku, kneel with prayer hands, and make vape jokes music. lolicore is the real robot music

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>Listen anon the truth is I love you and want to be your girlfriend but your tiny penis could never satiate my hungry sinkhole. I have some experience with fisting and I think we could make it work with my daily fisting. You have nice hands sweetie."

Wtf do
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>>38472837
Sounds alright
Little too freaky for me
But if we loved each other, sure why not?
She has to ram my ass with a dragon dildo tho if i have to fist her degenerate pussy
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>>38472837
tell her no, find a loli gf. it's that easy.
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my penor is big but i dont mind fisting her too

>when she pulls the dragon dildo out of her ass and you spit into the gape

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Pussy is smelly and women only look good with Clothes on.
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>>38472814
>"[...] as soon as I cum, I come to my senses" -- Barrack Obama
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>>38472814
but it's a good smell
the second is spot on tho
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>>38472814
i kinda unironically agree 2bh.

I am going to bed. When I wake up if I am on the top row of the catalog I post nude >//<
My spec list
19 102 lb 5 foot 4 inches
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orig sage

:^)

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>make fake tinder account of basketball player
>going to catfish people
>swipe right on every profile
>still nobody matches with me

How do i get more people to match with me so i can catfish them?
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By using your own pictures.

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>think I hit it off with this chick at work
>shes super qt flirts with me all the time
>we've hung out a few times
>about to tell her I like her and want to get something going
>today chad comes in bragging that he fucked her last weekend


Why do I even
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It's another autism bot harasses the work slut episode
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>>38472738
C-u-c-k
U
C
K

>Sun rises up and down
>Everything is as usual
>when I'm not thinking about you
>I feel great
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tfw your ball sack is slightly slimy, without being too sweaty, so the smell is premium quality.
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What happened to the posters who egged chris mercer on?
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>this is 6x5
why do fucking roasties consider this small?
REEEE, I fucking hate women
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>>38472677
Not gonna watch that video because I don't want my day ruined but this is something you should already know. I think sometimes it's better to be foreveralone than to be with some roastie who pretends to feel pleasure during sex to appease my ego which would only make me resent her
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>>38472677
At no point in the video does she call it "small", she calls it "realistic".
What are you talking about you paranoid freak?
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Stop being a paranoid lunatic OP. Anyway, this reminded me of this gem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgV6F7YP448

Bruvs I don't know what to think anymore....was Goku gay?
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>>38472676
He comes from a planet full of muscular jacked dudes working out nonstop. What the fuck do you think? It's probably in his genetics.
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>>38472676
Well he impregnated his wife with 2 kids.
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>>38472725
so did Bruce Jenner

I keep having terrible grades in math courses and I've had math anxiety since as long as I could remember. After suffering and failing a lot, I've somehow reached calc2, but I failed it once and I'm retaking it currently, but I'll probably fail it again because my brain is just too stupid to comprehend the subject. Is there still any hope for me to improve in maths or should I just give up on math forever and avoid any careers that are math heavy?
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Why dont you take a little vacation from stressville and revisit the problem later on with a clear mind, like a real mathematician
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>>38472609
just chill and follow the formula
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You're just like me. Work your hardest to barely pass it if you absolutely have to, otherwise, just give up. You're torturing yourself.

Black women are loyal to the black ra-
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>listen to lit music to drown away the sadness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9gfqGoPGaU
anyone else this specific kind of degenerate?
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>smarter than all other human species
>lived largely solitary lives
>died because they couldn't keep up with sapiens and couldn't get laid
>tfw all the qt neanderthal girls want sapien cock
>tfw too smart to survive

are neanderthals /ourspecies/?
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>tfw all the qt neanderthal girls want sapien cock
Actually that's not what happened. Only the male neanderthals interspecies mated. According to research I read.
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>>38472538
Actually they couldn't compete because sapiens despite being not as intelligent, had more developed vocal cords/larynx so could communicate better with one another and coordinate.

Neanderthals were smart but were basically "Ooga booga" whereas humans could converse and plan.


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