>tfw no clingy discord gf
why even live?
>no dinghy dick sword gf
>start looking for work because there are things I want to buy asap
>most applications are normal, send resume and cover letter, nothing special
>one doesn't allow you to send resume, just lets you provide email/phone number
>get email
>it's an address and a name
>find the phone number, call and ask for the guy
>he gets mad, says I'm supposed to physically go there and "receive your instructions"
>wat
>it's some bizarre fucking treasure hunt to weed out the people who don't really want the job
>there is no resume or interview, first one to enter the real office gets the job
I just want to buy a statue of my waifu...
JADEN SMITH
DOES he have the auts?
Am chad.AMA
>>37726419
>4chan filename
you could try a bit harder at least
>>37726419
Nice body but you have a face like a fish.
>>37726419
How do I become a chad?
originig
>tfw started to imagine scenarios where i sucker punch someone because he tried to chicane me with his girlfriend
Hey guys. I just want to put this out there
>I'm 20
>dad is 38
>I talk to him occasionally
>no bad feelings really, he just never took me in as much as my mom so I gravitated to her
>I feel a lot more similar to him though
>has a history of mental issues
>depression, OCD, anxiety, probably autism, bipolar and other things
>quite obviously got my problems from him
Yesterday
>drop my real mom off at the store
>take my brother to my dads and stay for a few minutes
>stepmom whispers that she wants me to stay the night because my dad is drunk
>didn't notice it at first but he definitely is
>say sure, but I have to give my mom the car
>leave to get mom
>brother lives in their basement
>says there's an argument
>return with mom
>stepmom says don't come in
>police show up
Apparently he kind of snapped and threatened to kill himself. I'm not surprised. He's on so many drugs and I can tell any happy visage he has is a false one. He went voluntarily with the cops to the psych ward so he can come back whenever.
The bigger problem is that my stepmom might get a restraining order against him. My dad works for his father in law. If she does that, I don't know what he's going to do. I don't see him lasting that long without an obscene amount of drugs, forcefully admitted.
Anyone relate?
>>37726305
Ayy Lmao
Upvoted
>>37726368
Thanks man.
any unrelated feels you want to share?
>>37726429
>tfw World War 3 is more likely to happen in our lifetimes than Half Life 3
>Tfw starting to look like my dad
>Tfw he's ugly
i wanna suck her cock under the desk while she browses [s4s]
im not gay btw
i just like girly maid cocks
pls respond
>her
>cock
Son...
>finished a show that you watched for many years
Hold me
what show was it? tell me about it and im writing this totally for no reason
>>37726225
I know the feeling well, and I wish there was a word for it. That empty feeling you get inside when you finish anything.
I procrastinate so much at watching the last episodes of shows, or the last few chapters of books, because I get so empty when they are done. It passes after a bit, but I haven't found anything that helps.
>>37727307
hm at first I was thinking you just meant nostalgia but that isn't it
it's probably the moment your brain knows there are no more levels so you don't get a dopamine reward anymore for the activity, also supported by the fact that you tend to feel bad about yourself more than about the world
Why do trips think they're famous?
Because they're gay faggots and like dicks
all the time at work I'm breaking down whenever I'm alone. I break down and just cry and feel horrible about myself. it's getting In the way of my work. I can't stop this mess that I am
ITT: Post your desktop
not sure if it's a real anime
I like it clean and originally tidy
"I have a friend who's only 5'5" but because he's such a confident bad boy he has women melting at his feet!"
"I have a friend who's 50 pounds overweight but because he's funny and charismatic he fucks a new woman every weekend!"
Does anyone ever believe the stories normies tell? I can never tell if they're just making it up to make robots feel better or if it's actually true.
Being short or fat in and of its self won't keep your from getting a gf.
All of my hatred
Will swirl about in a storm
And bring upheaval
That's a good haiku
So I will give you a (You)
I might get one too
>>37726943
>>37725995
>forgot to actually give out the (You)
shit
I feel regret, shame and guilt after masturbating to the thoughts of a woman whom is lower as a 7.5/10. I feel used and dirty. I am disgusted by myself.