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hey i share that feel bud

>text people first
>get no response
Well fuck me i guess

>>36126266
>hey I'll text you later anon, we'll go get something to eat
6 mo later i'm still waiting

>>36126257

*re-sheaths your pussy katana*

Heh.

>>36126257
Go use the bidet you dirty fucking cow; also learn to wipe your fucking asshole.

Is this an accurate example of what I'm competing with? Should I even bother securing a backup bf before my current one dies?

I guess you would want to hire an agent to find you roles.

sure, but you will not fuck good looking women

I want to enter the porn industry but I'm also short with an average-sized cock and of only decent-at-best build. I could work out but it won't solve my other problems. I'm also black, so that probably hurts my chances too.

But getting paid to have sex with good-looking women sounds like the fucking dream.

Ya
Live by his will & receive his will

Tall
Pretty face
Pretty hair
Ripped as fck
Can do magic
Thousands of worshippers,eventually billions
Son of a god

Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad chad

>>36126300
We don't really know what he looked like anon, other than that he would look like a jew of that time.
And how can he be a Chad if he's literally a virgin? Instead of going around fucking shit up like a chad, he went around helping people and spreading a good message.

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This one got me through a few nights

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Heres the blind sister one

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Heres one from a femanon

>>36126086
On what? Let's write it now.

Nigger you have a whole week.

>>36126086
>had a two page essay due
>didn't do it
>stopped showing up to all my classes
>failed half my classes last semester
>graduated late from highschool with 1.3 gpa
>no car for a job
>nowhere to go when my mom invetiably kicks me out (she doesn't know I failed yet)

How do I stop being attracted to older women

>>36126069
By realizing older women are disgusting outside of fantasies involving your teenage self being molested by them

>>36126057
>How can white women even compete?

By being white

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>>36126012
Shitty because people like you are invading my place of solace and peace from the outside world. Please leave.

>>36126012
Just let me be suicidal in peace. I don't like people telling me how much better there life is than mine.

>>36126012
You gotta wonder what kind of person posts this.

>even terrible people with shit personalities have other shifty people to hang around.

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>>36125982
Truly expands your neuronal electrical activity

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>>36125982
Fiercly invigorates your grey matter data distribution

>pour shit over shit
>think you're making a difference

>>36125842
>we walk around on the cliffs
>whenever I go outside I always feel bad since I live in such a beautiful place but never go outside
>literally live three blocks away from the beach but never go outside
>we walk down to the lighthouse, lean on the railing, watch the surfers
>talk about nothing
>somewhere in my retard brain I find the idea to start talking about obscure fetishes like futanari, Necro, loli, giantess, vore, scat
>why
>just dropping them in the conversation, throwing buzzwords around, feeling like I'm in some secret club
>he chuckles a bit but is repulsed by the idea of giantess vore
>obviously I don't tell him I love it
>talk about how I would like to be a commissioned hentai translater, make good money with that
>why would I do this, why why
>my sister came along, she talks to his cousin, they chat about doctor who and shit
>me and friend chat about anime, I ask him if he saw the new SnK episode
>says he's rewatching it rn, but he doesn't watch that much anime
>I know this so I don't really bring up anything current
>we begin to walk down to the wharf

>>36125929
>We walk down the wharf
>suddenly I think of goatse for no reason
>ask him if he knows goatse
>he doesnt
>I tell him he should see it
>he's interested but a little worried
>I find a picture after some searching
>oh yes
>pretend to take a selfie with him
>turn on phone and see goatse
>his reaction is perfect
>we laugh, he cries, very confused and upset
>We consider walking up to a random person and taking a goatse selfie with them
>we never do
>walk to the end of the wharf
>watch the seals
>a wild pajeet family appears
>again I go full retard mode and make tons of "poo in loo" and "designated shitting street" jokes
>they ask us to take their picture
>we do, they leave.
>nothing bad happens
>we begin to walk back

Then??? Pls post or have you hanged yourself?

>>36125785
Enjoy the skinwalkers, bro.

Cities are the worst.

>>36126472
I'm 33 lived in AZ saw this on a reservation hate you fucks talking about it

Nope I'm more of a ZZ Top fan

They're all right.

But I just hate movies that think obscurity deserves merit. Middle finger endings are bad, too

>>36125822
Nice doubles btw.

Tfw highly selective in whom I give my beta orbiting to

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>>36125763
But you still end up giving it up to roasties who will never sleep with you.

Don't lie to me, you know it's true.

e boyfriend did this i just got my validation from orbiters and im a tranny, cis girls will feel bad for a day and then be motivated into cucking you for doing it to them. dont play games and if the girl plays them with you, you can dump her. women sense the capacity to dump them which makes you valuable.

>>36125693
the closest I've gone to that would be mumbling "here"

the teacher got pissed and told me to speak up

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>>36125693
I signed up for a dance course to try to meet girls. I was in the very back, and they didn't call my name in the roll call. The teacher said "did I miss anyone?" and I raised my hand and sheepishly said "back here..." and she said "What? Becker?" and started writing Becker down and I said "No, it's Matt." "What?" "My name is Matt." "OK." The girls started laughing.

I never went to that class again, was too autistic to even ask for my money back.

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>tfw you raise your hand instead but the teacher didn't look up
>tfw get grounded because i "skipped class"

>>36125581
I do like to get hard watching UFC fights but I only watch the guys

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>>36125581
Nah I only watch UFC after it's happened so I know which fights are worth watching and which ones are 3-5 rounds of cagehugging.


As far as women fighters go, I loved Ronda Rousey until she got a massive ego and tried to out-strike boxers.

Also just in terms of robot culture, training in martial arts is great but "training MMA" is normietown.

That said, a lot of people who end up becoming pro fighters are robots or cyborgs themselves.

>>36125680
dude this calvillo chick fighting is the best bjj girl fighter ive ever seen