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I think he just start their arms with his cum arm.

No, he's a robot, or possibly a squid

>>35364841
No, he spent all his time complaining about other people around him and how stupid everyone is. Kind of like the people on here, hmmmmmmmmmm.

Wrong. Spiders Georg, who eats 8000 spiders a day, is an outlier that skews the average and shouldn't have been counted

Did you know that spiders eat an average of 4 people in their sleep each year?

>>35364805
I mean, they probably taste alright. There must be a reason that I would leave me mouth open at night, if not for the occasional delicious spider

>>35364762
first of all, make a thread that's actually appealing

you sound overly enthusiastic, desu. she may be interested. dont be all giddy.

>>35364917

2nding desu

WHAT THE FUCK lS YOUR PROBLEM

just use line breaks

they're all you need

>>35364770
WHAT THE PROBLEM IS YOUR FUCK

Just wait. 100% effective.

>>35364892
keke ,no jokes pls

Become obese and die of a heart attack

>>35364655
Start believing in god and blame him.

suicide

origanaliotopolisistan

>>35364573
i am seriously considering fucking my dog

i have been exclusively watching zoo porn

>>35364573
And from this day hence, OP was forever known as Tugboat Willy

>>35364847
I couldn't do that. I love my dog and I would feel so guilty if I hurt him or he looked at me differently.

I had sex with I believe the muffler of the boat. It was like a metal pipe with a silicone fitting to make it narrower. It was a good size and I had been eyeing it for a while. i tried last week but without lubricant is was uncomfortable.

You should leave your dog alone and find a boat. It was pretty good really.

>be me
>kinda short(5'7")
>above average face
>average body
>decent music skills (singing, guitar, etc.)
>handful of women throw themselves at me on a weekly basis
>depressed, apathetic about everything, grew a bead and my hair is grown out ( which I'm told looks great on me.)
>gf of over one year only likes me for my appearance
>haven't been laid in over 2 years.

>>35365382
life hates us man, life truly hates us.

Same, except the car and motorcycle part.
I'm probably just gonna blow my brains out by the end of this month.
That is, if I don't fail at that as well.

I'd lick that dirty, hairy butthole all day long.

Not a single day goes by without me being thankful for never having to have my face near that thing

>>35364435
Needs some sulfuric acid and all is fine.

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ok buddy. take a McChillPill.

>>35364430

>tfw this thread reminds you that you have no gf (male)
>tfw no boipucci to lick and fuck

feelsbadman

Thanks for reminding me, OP.

In pnw area if anybody every wants to leave their house together

Are you a trap? Or do you like traps?

>>35365265
Am a trap

>>35364411
I wanna fuck that hole

Axe wound
Gross

>>35364411
it's a fucking hole you fuck, what a revelation

It's all we know.

The ship is sinking, lifeboats are plentiful, but there's nowhere those lifeboats to take us.

>>35364410

For the threads unhidden.

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>literally spent most of my life refreshing 4chan
>not even posting or reading, just refreshing
I'm going to KILL myself.

>>35364343
>Page 1
>Paragraph 1
>"Have a lot of money. The End"

>you read to learn how to manipulate people
>Chad took Stacey to the tents and steeple.

>>35364343

You'll get bored and shelve it two chapters in.
I have to go to those boring-ass Dale Carnegie seminars every year for work. I usually just bring my laptop and shitpost on here.

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Don't join or you will all get squirted on by me kids!

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V v comfy server

preemptive higgus shill

https://discord.gg/uhheUAu