"whatchu Iookin' at white boi?"
Calm down, LaQuisha. I was looking at nuthin.
>>36760553
Would she rage at me if I kissed her?
I to me it feels like if she's comfortable with being that close to my face it means she probably likes me, right?
African-americans look like ugly play-doh aliens
>Job Orientation at Taco bell tomorrow
What is expected of a potential employee at a job orientation in a fast food business? How should they dress? What paperwork or things should they bring? What kind of questions should they be asking?
>>36760543
Wear a button-down shirt and tie.
Be sure to bring a pen and notepad. Nothing makes you look more ill-prepared than having to ask for something to write with.
Good luck, OP.
>>36760622
would wearing my taco bell graphic tee be a good idea?
I just watched a bunch of dumb videos about teamwork and not sexually harassing your coworkers when I got a job at taco bell as a kid and was immediately thrown on the line with no actual job training
All you have to do is remember what ingredients goes into what and in what order, the hardest part of the job will be standing the whole time and wrapping burritos properly
>have internet friend who lives in a different country
>she occasionally posts pics from around her town and her home
>I decide to do a project and see if I can find her (I don't know any of her real information)
>find her city
>find her neighborhood
>after a few months, I'm 95% sure I've found her exact house
>proud of myself, go to tell her I've found out her information
>pause and think because I realize this might seriously scare her off
What do /r9k/? Should I tell her?
>>36760448
No wtf why would you do that?
For fucks sake, anon, if you aren't trolling, please don't tell her, and try to get the info from her directly.
This will seriously drive anyone away.
>>36760448
No don't do that oregano
Can we have a You Love You Lose thread?
>>36760385
Sure, here's my contribution to this thread.
>>36760385
>still having the capacity to love
I shiggy
>>36760546
Looks like a qt trap
How do you feel about the potential mass migration of Syrian refugees to the states?
>/pol/ite posts please
>>36760358
i hope they come and do to this country what they did to europe
I don't really give two shits
>>36760433
Rape our women?
Look at Jordan for example. They're headed for a stage 6 economic shitstorm. They can barely feed their own people then they take these people in?
>finally land decent job
>no energy or real desire to come here as frequently
>can feel my desire to be surrounded by this negativity slipping away
feels good lads
>>36760357
I need to get out of neetdom godamnit I'm fucking lazy
>>36760389
I feel so much fucking better just having something to do.
I feel so much more alert because there is finally some stimulus in my life.
Don't let the wagekek posters fool you, if you can get a job that lets you feel like you have purpose... it beats sitting around doing nothing.
I've had a decent job for years. I don't even like it here. I just have nothing else to do and nowhere else to go.
>If you want to send me a booty pic or pay me to go on a date with you
So let me get this straight, girls literally now got to a point where they are asking the guys to send them their booty pics and also pay for SENDING a picture? Wtf kind of entitlement is that? Why do grills constantly keep getting away with this shit. Like what she even mean by that? Why the hell would I send a girl a picture of my ass and not my dick in the first place?
>Why do grills constantly keep getting away with this shit
Because people always let them, they give them what they want. Even here, there's a thread of a girl straight up asking for orbiters, and as you can imagine it has 200 replies. Any femanon post, even if it's obviously bait, has men pining for contact information.
>>36760315
>40% fluent in French
Dumb Duolingo poster
>>36760315
>3rd year psycology
>Intelligent
>40% fluent in french
*BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*
tee hee excuse me, liberals :3c
>>36760304
Jfc he's fat
>>36760314
>fat
I think you mean T H I C C
nice Photoshop, you can hardly notice the crudely copy and pasted squares.
What is the easiest way to get a job that doesn't involve the military?
Robot Mode: No reputable CV/resume/experience.
>>36760255
The military
>"REEEEEEEEE I said not military REEEEE"
It's literally your best, last hope.
amazon.force.com.They'll hire anyone.
All you got to do is sell your body to Bezos.
>>36760410
>Bezos
what
What the fuck was their problem? Why did it happen?
for shits & giggles
>>36760107
the were raped by a cop in Littleton Colorado...dead serious.
>>36760107
To leave a legacy
Why dont you just get an average gf with average friends?
>piercings
discusting
Dude.
Listen.
Women aren't property, I can't just go to the women store and just pick up an average girlfriend model any time I feel like.
>>36760006
Cause I want a very specific type of average
What do I do if I'm a virgin and my gf isn't gonna put out for at least 3 years?
She's physically capable and willing she's just not going to. Don't ask why I don't understand it myself.
dump her you stupid fuck
>>36760269
Fuck that was easy. Thanks anon.
Why wouldn't she? I don't think it's possible to spend 3 years in a relationship without having sex. Do you think you're unable to get her horny?
If I work hard for a decade or so, live frugally, and save up enough to retire to a tiny house in the middle of nowhere, when I do that will I be a robot again?
>>36759943
>tfw no tinyhouse gf
Sounds nice OP. I've often thought about getting a tiny, cheap apartment and then becoming a truck driver for about 20 years or so, while also living frugally and then retiring and doing something similar
>>36759943
Same plan here. I want just enough money to pay for internet and food for the rest of my life so I can be useless 24/7
>tfw i have a bf
Who /no longer lonely/ here?
>>36759895
>tfw no bf
>>36759895
Who has the boipucci in the relationship?
>>36759897
he does. i like topping.
>be handsome and charismatic law student
>drive around the US in a busted brown Volkswagen Beetle with the front seat removed to make it easier to kidnap folks
>rape and kill 60+ women and 1 man (according to his lawyer)
>decapitate them and still fuck the corpse up to a month after they died
>get away with it for years
>have a foot fetish for own feet, own hundreds of pairs of socks
>even writing studies and articles about the abuse of women for one of his jobs
>be close friends with governors and other high ranking members of the republican party
>get arrested, cops find a rape kit in car
>governors vouch and give a good character reference, convincing the police they've got the wrong guy
>continue murder spree
>finally get caught later due to being careless
>escape from maximum security prison twice using only cunning and wit
>represent self in coming trial because law student
>despite all the above, literally thousands of women write love letters while in jail
>gets married in jail
>is still extremely likeable
>even the judge who sentenced him to death: "Take care of yourself, young man. I say that to you sincerely; take care of yourself, please. It is an utter tragedy for this court to see such a total waste of humanity as I've experienced in this courtroom. You're a bright young man. You would have made a good lawyer and I would have loved to have you practice in front of me, but you went another way, partner. Take care of yourself. I don't feel any animosity toward you. I want you to know that. Once again, take care of yourself.."
>Original comment desu
Literally what the fuck did they mean by this?
>>36759841
He became one of THEM. A true Alpha.
What the fuck is a rape kit, anyways?
jesus... that is weird. what a fucking life... i present 2 u the human being. haha...haha... haaaaaa