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>he went to Jupiter to get more stupider

straight up baka desu

that was pretty clearly something burning up in the atmosphere, not something filled with explosives hitting the nonexistent surface and exploding

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>>35232267
Jupiter does have a solid core, wtf are you talking about

look up the nebular theory

>>35232248
Stop shilling your chaturbate you dumb manwhore

>>35232266
link her chatrubate for me senpai

because they use lube obviously you fucking retard

What the hell are you going off about???

>>35232213
No
Originalityy

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>>35232222
checkity checked!

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What living situation do you have where you can actually get away with never leaving the house? How do you pay the bills? And if you're living with someone else, do they just let you do that?

I'm kinda jelly actually.

that's why it's good to get a job dude. Real habits, real problems. NEETdom is like living arsenic

>>35232263
>>35232273
I've developed severe brain problems from years of depression and isolation, so I'm not allowed to work. I live with my parents and receive disability benefits.

I'm destined to rot until I die.

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K done and fund

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yass hunty

>>35232199
GRIMES A QT
aaahhhhh

>>35232132
explain yourself. i am intrigued.

>>35232132
This isn't aesthetic at all but at the same time it's my aesthetic.

>>35232163
well think about it man, you have your imaginary idol waifu that you got from a piece of media and you worship her, want to be with her etc etc
it's the first waifu

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>>35232131
You should probably shave

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>no long hair options for guys

This is the best I could do.

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How is this one I'll try to post irl

>tfw doing 40 quests at once
>all the npcs are hot

f u c k

>>35232125
The idea that CWC is probably the most well-documented person in human history always throws me for a loop.

>>35232125
>that bulge

owo was this christine~?

>>35232052
>That would be all, peace out.

Have you ever noticed that he ends his talks really abruptly be for he says that and signs off? Like there's no sense of concluding or winding down, he just randomly decides to stop talking at some point.

I can't be the only person who's noticed this.

He looks like a guy I used to work with who was obsessed with/in love with me and would follow me around the store we worked at, hitting me with things. He also bought research chemicals from china and sold them as "normal" drugs.

>>35232052
>This handsome Motherfucker
hahahahah no.

why does she Iook scared

And who would steal the candy
From a laughing baby's mouth...

>>35231919
>>35232937
is this an inside joke? i don't understand

beer is expensive as hell at bar. better to just buy at cuckmart and hang out at home or outside.

>>35231846

okay

*finishes beer*

>>35231846

I haven't touched alcohol in like three years. Fuck off with that shit.

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>>35231827
>mfw im gon' shoot you

BOUNCE BACK
BOUNCE BACKKKKKKK

>>35231827
How do crackers even know this

show her that you love her and spend time with her while you still can

>>35231824
>>35232020

This OP. Spend as much time as you can with her. Show her you really love her and make her feel special even in her last hours.

>>35231824
I'm sorry ur going thru this OP, it's natural for this to hurt. You have my deepest sympathy.

Good luck and good night

>>35231712
By yourself?

Super Originalio Brothers

>>35231746
No, with my wife and daughter. (I woke them up coming home)

Ask him his opinion on Gosling's latest film.

>>35231690
Say "excuse me" politely

If he still doesn't move
>say it more harshly a few times
>try to push past
>yell at him
>call out for help

But I think a polite or harsh "excuse me" will be the furthest it goes

i turn around and walk the other way.

if i had a gun pointed to my head and i had to ask him one single question, i'd ask him why he is wearing the stuff they wrap burritos in