Roastie hate thread
horrifying. disgusting. revolting.
I find them such a turn on.
Where can I find videos of girls crying? Ideally just lying down, looking into the camera and crying softly.
Also dump all your crying girls here.
No idea what it is but a girl in distress holding onto you is like the hottest fucking thing ever
My ex gf used to have panic attacks and would have to hide under her blanket in the fetal position and have me hold her until it passed, then we'd both be horny af.
Something about them being vulnerable and broken and needing you to be there for them.
At that moment you feel like their whole world.
Especially if the girl is someone strong in real life, it makes it even more deep that she trusts you enough to cry around you.
Seeing their eyes brim with tears makes me so emotional yet so powerful.
Yeah I know what you mean. Usually though that doesn't translate so well irl. Most girls who'd do that shit are pretty crazy, my ex I was talking about was bulimic and would have her anxiety attacks at the smallest shit like worrying about 1 too many calories in a smoothie.
I mean like you said, it's hot as fuck to feel like this girl trusts you so much to show that emotion around you but again, girls who do that for real often use that crying shit to just get what they want out of you.
by god does it work
>mfw chad grabs me by the balls and made me suck on his nuts like a little bitch that I am
I feel sorry for you virgin losers.
Don't feel sorry for us
How to seduce Chad????
>you never leave the house, you've never worked, you have no real world experience, therefore your arguement is invalid and I win
My family says this to me everytime we debate something and I win because I spend endless amounts of time researching topics online.
So because I can't be best in debate they just turn to this to try and end the debate so they don't have to feel like they've lost.
This made me realise normies don't care about the truth they only care about whose talking, they don't care about what's said, they only care about whose saying it.
I guess all the isolation and research I do has made me immune to group think and this normie behaviour of only caring about the status of an individual instead of what they actually have to say.
>tfw you wasted your youth playing singleplayer games and shutting yourself off
there is no misaki who would notice you and pull you out of the helplessness of your despair
Anyone in Aus want to kill me? pls. No friends, gf left me 6 moths ago and aborted a baby (We originally decided to keep it and I was so ready and prepared, but she changed her mind and im abroken man now) wtf do I do?! Im in another state and dont know anyone. Fuck
>"Son, your father and I think it's time you went out and found a nice girl. You aren't following your father's job advice, and you spend all your time shut up in the house playing on that computer. This is not going to work anymore. It's easy, all you have to do is put yourself out there- you're a handsome guy, Anon. Just be yourself."
Share robot music and enjoy
Post about yourself and your ideal partner in the thread and lets see if someone will find someone from /r9k/ to chat with and stop being lonely together, if even for a short while.
I have incredibly high standards for personality, I don't think my ideal even exists in fiction.
> 24 years old, from Europe, male
> enjoy learning and watching documentaries
> like space stuff, science
> like playing all kinds vidya. Really dived deep into Stellaris right now.
> Like writting long messages to someone and talking about anything and everything
> NEET, but started fixing that, because im tired of it
> 5'8", slim
> Really enjoy cuddles. Hand holding
> would love to roll around the grass together and have picnic dates
> Love animals, would love to have a dog again
> prefer to stay inside when possible, to snuggle up in a warm blanket, play vidya or watch something, but can go out if there's a reaso nto
> don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs
> Enjoy having discussions about stuff if the other person is interested
> like shitty memes and all kinds of humor
> enjoy banter
> Like spending my time talking with people and listening about their problems. Spending time with them if they're lonely until they feel good
> Prefer to have fun in games and dick around with people, do stupid shit than go full competative
> like to cook
> From Europe, between 18 and 29 years old.
> like to cook and try different weird recipes
> Would like to either play together, play and have me watch or watch me play
> would like cuddles and being snug
> enjoy horror movies
> like pets
> could either spend the whole day inside or outside
> don't like crowded places
> want to better yourself, always try to improve yourself
> accept yourself for who you are or work on doing it slowly. Focus on your strengths
> Enjoy being motivated and to motivate
> love to laugh
> would like to have cheeky banter together while playing
> enjoy reading spooky stories
> would want to play Stellaris multiplayer or any other game together
> same size or shorter than 5'8"
> would feel comfortable to talk for a very long time and would feel fully comfortable in complete science while together
Doesn't have to be perfect, but atleast some.
i always feel really bad for apu, it's not his fault he is a retard frog baby. he is a sweet boy
Jason is also a sweet sweet boy.
>can be apus friend
>Jason cannot die
>apu cant die cuz pepe his father
apu is my favorite meme frog
this is him in happier times
What are some sicc NEET tips you've learned?
NEET tip #1:
You can remove plaque films from your teeth by rubbing each tooth with a napkin and biting down on the napkins to clean under.
Never have to leave your chair to clean your teeth.
tip #2 if you have cats that live in your room, you can dispose of your piss bottles every time you clean your cats litter box! makes it easier to not get caught
if you were racist before you even came to 4chan and you have parents who aren't racist then I'd like to know what event caused it
colored people influencing me to do drugs at a young age had a terrible affect on my life. constantly seeing them promote mixing races. gangs, violence, music videos brainwashing people to sell drugs...etc. yeah they might be a product of their environment but mostly it just seems like they think with their dicks. don't they realize the stereotypes people have and if so why don't they try to change it.
The story so far:
>Guy posts video of Trump beating CNN on Reddit
>Trump retweets video
>CNN gets butthurt and doxxes creator of video
>blackmails creator of video to issue an apology
>CNN claims they will do this in the future
>Buzzfeed starts rallying cries to get rid of r/the_drumpf and 4chan for racism and islamophobia
>Buzzfeed contacts cloudflare
MSM has waged war on us and we're all in this together now. We need all the help we can get to protect the freedom of speech and you still owe us for winterball.
Will you join us on a meme crusade and face the Hydra or will you simply listen to the battle from a distance?
Sure most of us will be in. I need a good laugh from time to time I guess. The last time it was tortanic or even all the butthurtness around the internet over things like gg or no mans sky or other retarded shit (like trump being president).
Sure why not. Let us laugh together.
How should I act around black guys with my black girlfriend? Kinda afraid I might get shot
>finally accepted that I'm ugly
Holy fuck I am so fucking ugly. Fuck.
I can't believe I've tried suppressing how I looked for all these years. Im just so fuck ugly.
The truth is somewhere in between. Nobody is as ugly as they can believe they are, and same for the opposite. Luckily each person will decide what they think of, and some will land on the better side of your coin.
I have realized that I am ugly when I was around 16/17.
Before I had still a faint hope that with puberty I would turn out allright, same with the mental capabilities.
None of that happened for me, while some fat kids suddenly turned handsome when hitting puberty.
lets have a comfy anime thread while we all wait for girlfriends
I think they gave up on their future girlfriends
This, always for a comfy thread though with some tea drinking and the like, helps one relax. How are you guys, making any progress?
But I want a boyfriend not a girlfriend OP!