HELP ME
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Eating icecream in the McDonald's parking lot. Ask me anything. Hopefully you learn from me.
I'm learning you don't mind throwing your money away. ...consider saving and saying fuck you to r9k
>>36880331
Are you the guy that posted pizza before?
Why not learn how to make your own pizza at home?
>AYO, nice autism shoes faggot!
/fa/ unironically has awful taste.
high fashion and avant garde stuff never works outside of a runway.
the best everyday fashion is stuff that's a few years old so it's vetted that it's safe, and fits well
>>36880269
"y-you too, friendie"
I just wear black derbys everywhere
>its an anon cries himself to sleep because of insecurities about his small penis episode
size?
not original
>>36880260
Y cry when you can get drunk and watch violent porn out of spite
>>36880729
No ruler in the house. I'd say two inches flaccid.
Do you remember when things were different?
I do but no one else does. Everyone died and they keep moving their bodies in the hope that no one will notice.
>>36880238
>Do you remember when things were different?
Things were always the same for me. My life has never changed.
>Go to /pol/ regularly
>stop for a month
now everything is different.
>2nd date with girl
>"I give really good blowjobs ;)"
what the fuck did she mean by this? why would this ever be a thing you say to a person?
>>2nd date with girl
what the fuck did he mean by this? why would this ever be a thing you say to /r9k/?
>having to put sex on the table by the 2nd date
Where's the romance for gods's sake
>>36880175
>Not understanding sexting
>be me
>go to college, graduate
>get a job
>job is not as advertised
>stick with it for 8 months anyway
>make plans to leave, make sure all projects are neatly finished before i leave
>plan to take a month to learn some new web dev skills & then start looking for new job
>give my 2 weeks notice
>supervisor is pissed
>sends me home 1 week early
That was back in January. Skip to now:
>been applying for jobs for almost 3 months
>same result every time
>"Anon can you elaborate on why you left (that other company) after just 8 months and don't have any references from there?"
>explain it just wasn't quite the right fit
>"Ah yes, well then, we've decided to consider other candidates."
>tfw i am running out of savings
>tfw basically blacklisted now because i made a mistake fresh out of college
>tfw literally going to have to live in my car pretty soon
Let's here some wagecuck feels, my fellow wagies
Tell them you left to do a course, which is what you did
Uh yeah they don't hire you because you're a little emotional faggot looking for "muh perfect fit" you're probably a typical entitled millennia who walked away from a perfectly good job because "wahhh I need to find myself and have le ebic startup career" or some shit. How can you blame any employer one bit. You are a risk, you have demonstrated yourself to be a wasted investment
>>36880225
I didn't do a course though, I learned some new javascript bullshit and reviewed a bunch of stuff from college. That's because I majored in computer science and basically this job I had was very minimal on the computer science. My programming skills got rusty over the course of my 8 months there so that's why I had to review
>It's another "Anon has sex with a hooker in another town and now wants to move there" episode
>>36880127
kys d00d
>>36880127
I want to see where this goes.
>>36880550
I started looking for a job in the area but it's a bfe town so not alot of good jobs
Just found out mom has been cheating on my dad with our neighbor
Not sure how to feel about this
Snitch on that roastie bitch
Finally found out who your real dad is, huh? Hits hard at first, but it gets better.
>>36880112
I found out from them
>>36880123
My dad is my real dad
/in love with anime girls/ thread
Post fictional characters you are/have been emotionally/romantically infatuated with (for better or worse).
>Kasugano Sora from Yosuga no Sora
>Senjougahara
>Holo
>Ayatsuji Tsukasa & Nanasaki Ai from Amagami
>Taiga from Toradora
>Toshinou fucking Kyouko
>Tamamo (MGQ)
>Sylvie from TF
There's got to be more autists like me around here.
>>36880082
Bump, I know you people have waifus.
>>36880082
>tfw i will never break through her cold demeanor and make her feel the love she always wanted but was terrified of.
This is my girlfriend say something nice about her
>2017
>not double dicking the ladies
You scrubs don't even know
OP I think you have aids
>>36880072
I remember this one guy who posted on /b/ once that actually had two mostly formed dicks
Was neat
>>36880072
What happens when boner?
Do the arms stick up?
Ask the stupidest man in the world anything. I don't mean literally retarded, I mean it in the sense that stupid is as stupid does.
What did you do to earn your title
I bet you never even walked into the wrong side of a sliding door.
>>36880068
I fucked up my life in every conceivable way.
Who /waiting until midnight then going on a groovy walk/ here?
There is something magical about that exact hour
>>36880036
I love going out on walks anywhere from 11:45pm to 2:00am. Night time is beautiful and I'm basically completely alone the way I like it.
I roll joints, sneak out and then walk around my neighbourhood smoking them. Extremely comfy.
>>36880036
I live in the hood so I can't go out at night
>Too afraid to say what I really feel even anonymously online
>>36879916
that's because you'll always get ripped to pieces for it
bare your heart and watch it get ravaged
it's kind of fun
uwu it's gonna be okay anon~
>>36879964
That's not fun and that's not what I'm afraid of
>>36880019
th-thanks...
>missed out on youth
>missed out on all the adventures
>missed out on ptp
>now you're just a jaded she'll of your former self
>you're not even human anymore
>have to reach back a decade to find any good memories
I don't know how I've lasted this long
>>36879910
You can start living your life any time, my dude.
You guys need to go on /pol/, get pissed off, and find purpose
Day 3
I'm going to die.
It was nice knowing you robots.
>>36879877
why bother posting here? just do it already good lord
are you the retard who pounded a shitload of xanax with some booze
>>36879877
When did it start and do you know why?