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>toddlers dick holding an apple

W-what.
Are you sure it's not a tumor?

>>36569572
Fuck that is supposed to say babies arm, yo-you too

>>36569522
>a toddlers dick holding an apple
I'll admit to having a medical curiosity about this
Post your weird penis

lol mann up nigga

>>36569515
Put a thin layer of super glue on the tips of your fingers, it's worked for me when I've had to play long sets

>>36569515
You're obviously not drunk enough.

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Can I have your stuff?
Oregano oregano

>>36569457
>having faith that you understand what being alive is
It might not end, just change. What if you're dead but still feel, even if not aware?

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Nobody gives a SHIT about people who commit suicide.

Just off yourself, let the coroners pick up your corpse, put you in a ditch, and the world will still be moving without you.

Pretend to be asleep until she leaves

>>36569441
im black so that means she's a coalburner and i dont date coalburners because they're degenerate cheaters

but hey at least I lost my virginit

Check if I at least made her sign the letter of consent.

Suicide is your only option, friend.

The world is overpopulated. Too many people for limited social roles. Everyone else got their friends before you could. You just happened to be last.

Getting out of everyone else's way and freeing up air and space for them would be the best thing for you to do at this point.

Be sure to leave my comment up on your screen so the cops can come to my door and ask me why I encouraged you to kill yourself. One look at my ugly short retarded face and they'll simply nod in understanding and leave without a word.

While there are things that you can change about yourself to make yourself more likeable, truthfully, some people are just haters and will hate you no matter what you do or who you are.
But if everybody hates you, it's probably you

>>36569489
I've hung out with groups of friends and people and they all hate me and ignore me

>>36569523
One person hates me and all I said to her was I like your shoes

>>36569303
OP, watch this.

https://youtu.be/FvgmyaSTosg

Yes. I was thinking about this just this morning. I feel bad or wrong, like a revenant or something.

It's possible that we're in an alternate reality, meant to be the afterlife for sinners. Hell, if you will. That's why the world is so fucked these days.

Let me ask you, have you ever come close to death? It might be possible that you actually died in that moment and were transported to this hell reality.

No relationship is worth pursuing.

>>36569263
Fpbp orijinal

>>36569263
why do you think this? orijinel

I will be kicked out of university in June for failing more classes.

>tfw nearly 30 year old mature student and not intelligent enough for university.

Back to NEET life for me. Already told my parents, they aren't surprised and are too old/tired to bother me about it anymore, they've officially given up.

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>>36569214
>tfw 4 page history essay due in under 4 hours
>tfw graphic design portfolio due before midnight tonight
>tfw can't stop shitposting and playing vidya

>>36570120
Well if it cheers you up any, I'm about to graduate soon

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>>36569200
I also share this goal anon

>tfw half black
>tfw 27 but everyone thinks I'm 20
>tfw any older lady can be mommy

it's a special kind of feel

>>36569346
Do you prefer black or white moms?

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I like futaba

You're on /r9k/ aren't you?

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>>36569191
Best game ever, really makes me want to visit tokyo and japan in general

>>36569155
I think you're looking for the wrong thing because that usually isn't classified as cuck porn. Just regular threesomes tend to include scenes where the third girl fucks the girlfriend or some variation of thereof.

>>36569221
There's cuck and lesbo strapon and threesome videos, three distinct categories, but you never see a mix of those.

>>36569155
cuckquean or some shit

>>36569058
We must be patient.

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>>36569117
>tfw those digits

>>36569058
A couple people claiming to be op say she rejected idk if they were really op

>>36569024
i just had sex so im kind of tired.

>>36569024
>in a good mood?

Why the fuck would I be in a good mood?

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>>36569135
well fortunately you'll be like everyone else who ever had sex with someone they don't love, so you'll be crippled with guilt and self-loathing... you can stay

>>36569189
y'know, mb this thread isn't aimed at you friend?

like, that seems a bit narcississississitic there really buddy

but then self-involved bitter frustration is a symptom of depression, so you get a pass too

If you have respect for him, confront him in private.

>>36568966
No, don't be a cuck you should do something bout this

>>36568995
I am thinking about doing that but what if he starts acting butthurt around me since I """invaded his privacy""" by checking his tablet without his consent?

>>36568923
Keep going, wise anon.

If you're good at something there's a good chance somebody else is way better at it that you

>>36568963
''It doesn't matter how good you are at something, there's always an Asian better than you.''