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Anyone else getting really tired of normies pretending to be mentally ill/damaged? It's seriously getting fucking annoying when every Stacy with her life going completely fine for her pretends to have anxiety/depression to appear "mysterious" and "tortured".
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>being a Stacy
>being anxious
Pick one
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>>34608225
Yes it's annoying. Women live life on easy mode. The problem is all the beta orbiters who give them sympathy.
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>>34608256
This
It's the enablers who justify and reward this type of behavior
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Project fake porn video 2017-02-03 01:44:55 Post No.34608212
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Alright fuckers this is what we are going to do.
I know how to use premier, you guys know how to help me and I will help you.
What we are going to do is create a porn video where we are going to paste sound clips and the face of Laci Green so we can finally have a porn video of this dumb fat sexy bitch.
What we need
>Find a porn star with a body similar to Laci's
>Find a good porn video of hers
>Find relevant sound clips of Laci making moaning noses and talking dirty and saying cuss words and such
>Find relevant faces of Laci green making various expressions
Post what you got faggots
This is the first thread I make about this, but if anyone has a better suggestion than Laci I am open to hearing it
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oh look at me hurr durr i can use premier
post previous work or gtfo
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>>34608511
I have never worked on a project before I've just been studying it
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>>34608542
>I've studied this program
>therefore I'm the perfect person to make a fake pornography of some YouTuber
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Lately I've seen more and more cartoon characters wearing this thing around their neck. What does it mean?
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>>34608211
google "ducks"
they all have it
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>>34608331
>ducks
holy shit you werent lying
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Thot patrol is here, the situation is normal, no chokers present. Its just a duck. Vroom vroom
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Every single time i add someone from hear i get blocked/unfriended within 2-3 days
what's wrong with me?
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your fault for interecting with people outside of 4chan you turbo normie
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>>34608327
*ass someone from here
all i do is talk to people from 4chan i put that in the op but had a grammar error
i'm anything but a normie
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>>34608360
*add someone from here
i should really read before i post
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Why are you not learning a language?
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i lack the dedication
i usually try for like a night then give up
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>>34608206
In the future everyone will know english
Other languages will be dead and obsolete
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>>34608206
Im doing it.
Im learning russian, in a serious way and im "learning" swedish, in a fun way, just, u got me?
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>tfw 20 winter old, no mate
>tfw chagg boulderfist take all mate
>tfw too beta for rape mate
>tfw make pretty cavepainting for mate but chagg invent fire and take mate
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Just steal mate when raid next village, easy
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That's it... we're gonna fight!
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>>34608196
>tfw kill chagg boulderfist in his sleep after he tired from hunting all day to feed his too many mates
>tfw take all his good mates
Just invent pointy rock plus stick you bunga
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Have you ever taken a bath with another guy?
captcha: rector acqua
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>>34608121
Pls stop I dont need this
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yeah, my brother when i was like born til like 5
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>>34608121
i want to give him the succ so bad (no homo)
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What am i supposed to do for my bad teeth?
spent my whole childhood and teenage years not brushing while eating surgery shit now they're full of cavities and yellowish.
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there's this neat place called a dentist.
they know about teeth and stuff
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If your teeth have gone yellow, will brushing help them go back white?
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>>34608184
Yes over time it will, but dont expect it to happen so quickly. Also try brushing with baking soda, helps alot
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I just turned 22. am I too old to be here?
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>>34607981
ye you must leave now 22 is too old
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im a virgin but one time i fucked a bitch a knife
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>>34608002
i feel like most of the guys here are around 18
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>dad gave me swiming lessons very young
>pretty decent swimmer by age 8
>school trip to lake with some pretty steep rocks
>decide I'm going to impress girls by pushing another kid into lake when no-one sees, and "rescue" him
>push him but he doesn't fall immediately and starts screaming
>second push works
>everyone already turned around and saw me do it
>think "Well I can't jump in and rescue him now, that would look super weird"
>just stand there instead
>kid can't swim for shit and sinks
>teachers get there but the water is so murky they can't see him
>fucking drowns
>rescue divers fly in by helicopter but he's already been under 15 minutes when they get there
>of course people start thinking I'm sick in the head
>get sent to numerous doctors/psychiatrists over 5 years
>can't find anything wrong with me
>remember the akward silence when doctors tell my parents there doesn't seem to be anything wrong (I.E. Your kid is just evil)
>been an internet recluse ever since
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You're admitting this?
>not realizing the bogs are watching
>not realizing there's no statute of
>limitations on murder
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That story gave me a raging erection
Thanks anon
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I'm pretty sure this is false but if it's not.
You are evil you were going to risk someone life too impress some school sluts and then because you where afraid of looking weird you watched him die instead while looking embarrassed that people saw you. You are fucked in the head.
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Who the hell are these guys?
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I don't know. Can someone give us a quick rundown?
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>>34607974
some memes are just there. you don't explain them, you don't understand them. they're just, there.
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>>34607974
>give him a lethal dose of morphin instead
The joke was over used but i fkin kek everytime.
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>Have to buy my older mommy gf valentines gifts instead of a new video game
What the fuck?
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you should just beat the shit out of her with like some oranges in a pillow case or maybe bars of soap that should teach her
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>>34607916
Mfw I know this exact feel
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Gift her the videogame
>no fat bf to have beauty and the beast relationship with
why live?
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>>34607909
say it,
let me hear it
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im riiight here
robutt
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I won't transform into a handsome prince, atleast without a qt cheering me on
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Is this what normies find humourous? Where's the joke?
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yeah youre superior op you can now leave
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>>34607783
You are on the site where people find absurdity as the highest form of humor like pepe and oats. Who are you to talk?
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>>34607878
Is the coffee part the joke? Is the joke that owls don't drink coffee?
And oats is fucking stupid.
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I've been to every board on 4chan. AMA
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>>34607747
well, what's your favorite overall?
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>What was the worst board?
>What was the best board?
>What was the funniest board?
>What was the most mediocre board?
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>>34607747
What's the point of /b/? Literally all the threads aren't random, and are mostly made from teens circlejerking about "LOL IM A INTERNET HACKER"