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Be a real man, you skinny bitch 2017-03-25 12:28:55 Post No.35767332
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Be a real man, you skinny bitch
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2017-03-25 12:28:55
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Work hard
Eat good
Go bearmode
>tfw realized I'm bearmode
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>fat faggot goes to the gym for one month
dude im bearmode so manly lmao
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>I have a fragile sense of my masculinity and I have no control over my eating habits
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i want to lick the top one
I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chanse to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequence for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So patheticc.
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Same! Being a woman is such a blessing, I'm very thankful for it. I love my beta orbiters.
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>>35767303
STO PPOSTING THE SAME SHIHIT ON MY BOARDR EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!!!
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I know this is a troll thread but it still pisses me off.
A few gallons of muriatic acid will make you change your mind.
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What do you desire?
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>>35767272
Nothing really.
Comfort and security I guess.
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I desire to kill myself around 59 years old.
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>>35767272
A job that pays well enough for me to move back out. Said job should not require me to interact with the public. If it's slightly physically demanding even better, but should not be backbreaking.
That's it. A fucking job and a shitty apartment like I used to have.
Latina fembots, why don't you date Latino guys?
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>>35767221
Why, putas?
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>>35767221
There are no latinas here
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>>35767221
Because Latina fembots have nothing in common with normal macho Latino guys. They have nothing in common with you other than skin color.
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Reminder that if you were born in the early 1980s to mid 1990s you are a millennial.
A ME-ME-MELLENNIAL
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>>35767213
so my mother is a millennial?
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>>35767213
It's mid 80s
I'm a gen X
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>baby boomers absolutely rape the economy
>HAHA MILLENIALS HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEIR PARENTS!!!1!
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>be black
>hate black people
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>>35767207
Most black people hate their own.
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>>35767207
Same but what I really hate is black women
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>be multiracial
>be racist to anyone i want cause everyone assumes i'm related to them
I feel so privileged right now
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You can go back to January 1st 1990, however there are some rules you cannot break.
-You cannot tell anyone you are from the future
--You can't kill or blackmail anyone
-You can't use your knowledge of the future to invest in stocks
-You can't use your knowledge of the future to win the lottery or any other prize worth over 250 dollars.
-You can't make sports bets, or any other type of bet that allows you to win based on knowledge you have of the future
-You cannot stockpile hoards of things that will be valuable in the future. (No more than 10 of any single collectable)
-YOU CANNOT STEAL INVENTION IDEAS
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Bearing all of this in mind, what would you do?
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>go back to 1990
>born in 1994
>cease to exist
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>>35767247
You're as old as you are right now. Your current age doesn't decrease if you go back to that time period.
If you're 23 right now, you'll be 23 back in 1990.
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There is literally no point in going back with all those restrictions in place. I experienced 1990 and don't need to do it again.
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Let's play a game /r9k/. We'll be rolling 5 6-sided dice, and the combined roll you get out of 30 will determine your level of aesthetics when you wake up tomorrow. Post pic of your result. Don't roll more than once, you faggot.
5-9 = Kill Yourself-tier
10-14 = Robot
15 = Average
20-24 = Good looking
25+= Chad-tier
https://www.random.org/dice/
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https://www.random.org/dice/?num=6
>19
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>>35767149
Exactly like real life and I knew it would happen before I even rolled. The curse is deep.
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>>35767245
Oops. That's not five.
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What's the first thing that you think of when you see this image? Need to know for research.
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>>35767083
They made a mistake. Whys my dick tingling.
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>>35767083
happy couple
original post
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>>35767083
Bestiality is wrong and that white man should stop
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>"I'm not a racist, but..." *racist shit*
Why do racists always do this?
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>>35767023
Why should we care and what is wrong with racism?
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>>35767063
>what is wrong with racism
it is unfair to judge an entire group of people for the misdoings of few individuals.
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>>35767094
It is also dumb to not make decisions based on statistics.
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woman cant be femb -
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i gave up trying to convince them
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Post feet
exteramly orignal comment
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>>35767035
said the man
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Kinda just wanna talk to someone. What is up with you anons? You doing oke?
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I have to room with normie friends from hs this summer. How do I cope?
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>>35766983
I was about to post a thread like this but then was like nah.
>>35767016
IKTF!
Actually, you could try talking to him, you never know. Normies and chads can actually be quite nice sometimes but if it doesn't work out just try to ignore him and keep to youself.
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I'm doing fine, OP. What are you up to?
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Your mother made you the way you are.
Prove me wrong.
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>>35766961
father too
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having autism is a nature thing, not a nurture thing
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>>35767155
Your mother amplified your autism.
Ballbusting couple is back again. Come in here and chat, vent, rage, sorry, or just randomly shit post.
Our usual bio: met at 13 and 15, i told the wife that I had a thing for being hit in the balls. 8 years later have turned her into a ballbuster.
Her: quiet emo type in school, worked in retail, modeling, retail and babysitting.
Him: skater kid and little vandal in school, worked retail, went to college, stack tester, aircraft mechanic, engineer.
Feel free to escape in here and do whatever you would like to.
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Also drinking some beer and playing bloodborne, if that helps anything out here
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>>35766944
hello, ballbustlers, how dangerous for fertility is that fetish, becasue I would like to try out
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>>35767564
There is a level of safety to it. From the guys perspective you need to listen to your body, if your balls hurt and you dont want anymore, slow down or stop completely and let them recover. im no stranger to being sore for days at a time and i dont allow ballbusting during that recovery time. Also dont start out hard as hell. start with some play, squeezing slapping flicking. If you want kicks start lightly then move up..this will allow for you to better gauge what you want and give you a bit of warning if something feels out of place.
From the woman's perspective it is our responsibility to listen to you, and gauge your reaction. make sure that you arent telling us to go harder when it looks like you are about to die from pain...also sometimes you say harder and we will do lighter to see if you are sore already.
After 8 years of busting im still fertile. we have our first baby on the way and conceived after 2 weeks of trying. sooo i didnt do too much damage to my balls.
Join a /comfy/ discord server
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>>35766772
here's the link forgot to add
https://discord.gg/FCe4K
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Join the server and make new posting frens!
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Before I joined this server, my life was drab and colorless.