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>>34275655
Post them all here you fagoot then okey

>>34275733
You might not like them

Wow that's some deepshit, I'm really proud not to be french when I see this

>>34275652
where did this meme even originate?

>>34275652
>The song that saved the world

Stop making those A+ fap material "music videos" then.

>>34275570
>implying
you're too old

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>>34275614

No, anonnnnnnn

Not an original comment

>>34275553
moved here from /fit/?

>>34275553
Cause if I lose weight my unhidden jawline might actually be worth something.

>>34275553
You're close, but still wrong OP

Height>Face>>>>Gains>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Personality

>>34275495
>does it get more matches?
yes but they are all from really far away so it's pretty much entirely pointless

>>34275527
does it not show you to more people

>haven't gotten a match in 2 weeks

just gonna end it now

>>34275448
FUG DE BUNE

Why would you be around someone else with dried cum on you?

>>34275448
no but its on my pants

>>34275273
well, you can always just kill yourself like most faggots do.

>>34275273
Have sex with a guy more attractive than Mac DeMarco (not difficult)

>>34275273
You must be pretty shit if she left you for a uggo lookalike

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>>34275245
Do you think she lets him cum inside when they do it? Maybe only for big occasions like when he won the election?

Honestly he's 70 years old so she must do all the work. That's how I'd want it when she does it with me too.

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>>34275471
Do you think her sweaty butthole smells good after she's been exercising?

I want to taste the sweaty butthole of the most powerful woman in the world.

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>>34275620
Do you think she takes it in the ass?

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>You find that rose-colored campus life yet anon?
Nope. It was all a lie. You'll only find it the same way you did in high school: by being a total normie. Thank god I'm about to get out of this shithole and get my degree.

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>>34275232
>lived on campus my first year of uni, first semester was ok, because my grades were ok
>second semester
>depressed, hated my noisy dude weed lmao roommates
>barely got to see my friends from high school
>walked around aimlessly around the city instead of doing homework
>got close to ODing on strong pain killers
>was practically failing half my classes, miraculously pulled off B's in everything
>second year, decide to get my act together and shape up
>commuting from home
>switch majors and fall for the CS meme
>look into transferring to my first choice college
>entire year goes by great, made a few friends, shared some great moments, got into my the other uni
>leaving it behind felt like it did when graduating high school, that weird feeling like you're leaving something behind and you have no idea what to expect, that uncertainty that you'll ever see your old life again
>third year, at new college, isn't cheap enough to stay on campus and my dad's unwilling to help out with the tuition
>no friends, classes are shit hard
>had to drop half the classes to keep my GPA from hitting the shitter and losing my meager scholarship
>barely get by
>spring semester, take shit easy classes, make OK grades
>last fall, take hard classes, but a friend back from high school days show up in my life again
>he basically keeps me sane and keeps me from killing myself
>met a fellow anon in another one of my classes, did my project with him
>get good grades altogether
>this semester, taking classes with same friend from last semester
>met an anon today and talked about vidya
honestly man it's like playing a nintendo game. it's better with friends.

>>34276071
lol @ its better with friends
too bad everyones a fucking normie or a pseudo-normie trying to fit in
anyone who isnt normie and might actually be worth socializing with is a shut-in. Uni fucking sucks man. So behind in my classes righ tnow and I keep telling myself I'm just going to spend the day getting caught up but it never happens

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>>34275186
These garbage can whores will do anything to become famous. ANYTHING

They are the scum of the human civilization.

>>34275426
famous? you're retarded. they just want money.

>>34275186
Holy fuck I actually feel bad watching some of these

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>>34275175

Black bangs provide a nice contrast to pale skin, and it also helps cover up a girl's large forehead. Black hair + pale skin is a huge turn on for me, especially if she has green or blue eyes to go with it.

But Grimes is fucking gross

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>>34275225
god niggers are so disgusting.

>>34275225
Fucking nigger
I'll slice your weiner up good if you talk about my Grimes again

>>34275126
hokus pokus is a real hit in my book

>>34275460

somebody posted "dark clown" music like a year or two back on r9k, i regret not saving it because the artists are hard to remember and i enjoyed it.

>>34275126
Kill yourself you massive fucking loser faggot, you dont deserve the eardrums God gave you.

Whenever I feel stressed out I get the urge to be a gay bottom, but whenever I'm feeling normal I want a wholesome relationship with a female. Anyone else know this feeling?

>>34275110
Yup.

Well actually not really. Sorta always was a faggot. But I kind of share the feeling. Was probably dick size and height.

>>34275432
Holy shit I do! Honestly when ever I am overly stressed or depressed I go into a "sissy" mood which just gets me even more depressed and filled with self loathing after I climax. The discord I feel between my two selves honestly is the feeling I have ever had.

>>34275081
why the fuck do u want a scandinavian bf

Inb4 Oscar

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>>34275081
>tfw no chad bf

Fixed, daily reminder that Scandinavian cannot be robots

>>34275043
Hello there, NEET. Thank you for your concern, but I can operate to company standards on less than recommended amounts of sleep. So I will stay right here right now.

>>34275043
FUUUCK YOU
IF YOU'RE NOT A WAGESLAVE YOU'RE A FUCKING NORMIE
AT LEAST I DON'T DRIVE MY PARENTS TO SUICIDE

>>34275043
Neet here. Actually, I used to be a rocket surgeon before I took the red pill. Never looked back.
wagecucks on suicide watch