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I get how being attractive could seem like the answer to being a robot. But it's not. Mind you.. maybe I'm ugly.

Anyway. I'm a normie turned fembot. More tried the normie thing once and failed. I'm far from ugly. Not neet. But I am forever alone and throwing away everything good with drug and alcohol addiction. People see my imperfections and bail instantly. The cute, not neet girl has to be perfect. Very perfect.

Any other addicts?
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>>35873570
kys cunt

Don't mistake this post as me caring
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>>35873607
I will, just for you and the bump.
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Pics?
It's that or bs

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I'll start. hopefully no normie faggots
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ytmnd still exists?
Well I'll be...
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unedited originally
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>>35873595
Yep pretty dead now but most sites are up now.

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>mfw im invited to an almost all girls party
How do i not fuck this up???? reeee
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Retain a lawyer and figure out loopholes that'll allow you to livestream to him and retain evidence in case of false rape claims.
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>>35873544
You can't fuck it up if you don't go.
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>>35873544
If a normie is invited:
>Come along with him
>Copy his dressing style
>Stay near him (but not too close), so the attention is split between you and him.
>Act naturally but also copy him

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>think about going with a prostitute to have sex for my first time
>none of them offer their services nearby and no public transportation
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Use uber
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>>35873585
there are only expensive services here, would cost me $100 to go and come back.
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>>35873585
also i would not want to tell the uber driver where i'm going and for what reason, and if the prostitute sees me getting off a car driven by someone else she might laugh at me.

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What the fuck is her problem?

>no interracial
>no blowbangs
>no Anal
>no Gangbangs
>no MFM
>No orgies
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>>35873477

She fucked Japanese Boys before.
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>>35873521

Doesn't count. She looks Asian herself.
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>>35873591

Shes like latina or italian or something. Thats still interracial.

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who else had sex tonight?
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>>35873450
didnt have sex with anyone else but i had a long masturbation/prostate massage session tee-hee ^_^
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>>35873652
love prostate massages from myself. sex with yourself is still sex, friend
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>>35873677
But thats gay though

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wtf is up with this shit, the fucking livestreams never work, I always have to open up like 10 at a time, and only like 7 are working now
something about the new player their using is fucking it up
what the fuck, robots. I want my traps.
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How easy is it to find a qt girl to Femdom tease your penis?
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It's Gods way of saying you don't have to do this.... <3
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>>35873466
go away, make your own thread
>>35873485
god can't stop me now

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Other than me and Kevin are there any autistic Chads here?
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Failed normie here, People in my region think I'm chad because I have all my teeth and don't have any prison tats.
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>>35873436
There's no such thing as an autistic Chad you degenerate faggot
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>>35873460
Pic is School Shooter

Original

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Anyone else losing their libido? I think my mind finally convinced itself that I'll never have sex. I see attractive girls all the time, but I think absolutely nothing of it, other than reminded that I'm still lonely. Getting an erection is rare and masturbating has become a hassle.

I hope this feeling stays though, I feel more calm, like a monkeys been lifted off my back.
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I know that feel.

I don't think it has anything to do with convincing myself I'll never have sex, because I've had opportunities and turned them down. I've just lost the desire. I've seen innumerable bits of porn and it has sparked no lust in me.

I still masturbate though because its an excellent stress reliever and helps me sleep. Its not really enjoyable though. It feels like a chore, like brushing your teeth before bed.
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great work anon

you are very close to becoming a wizard

arise above these minions, self cannibals

rise above
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i do, but only because ive been smoking heroin latley

i think i'd rather kill myself than force a 3 hour wank with no climax on smack.

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This is Nichole Cevario. She's an 18 year old High Schooler who was just arrested for meticulously planning a Columbine/Sandy Hook style shooting and bombing spree in her school. In her room police found firearms, ammo, pipe bombs and bomb making material. Rumor has it she has Asperger's.
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>>35873366
Why would an aspie want to murder anyone? Why would they even care?
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>tfw no buddy to shoot up school with

life isnt fair
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that's not a picture of her though.

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Have you ever met a gril alone at night?
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Maybe. We were in front of her house.
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>>35873363
Never. I wish I could.
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There's a lot of them in my city that roam the late night streets in packs often with neon dyed hair and hipster shit and it's not uncommon for them to bug people for cigarettes and I'm not gonna lie, many of them are pretty cute.

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any robots that lives in a peaceful civilized environment, like lichtenstein, a little village at austria, a peaceful town in norway, or something likewise? somewhere that is not a capitalist ratrace. that people are kind, not tryin to step on eachother. somewhere that have smart and mature people, with a smile on their face.

i wanna move there. tell me the place
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bumppppppppjkbkbbk
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>>35873320
No clue OP. But I'm thinking if I ever become a millionaire I'll make my own little village. for the elite of the soul only and people who support the idea.
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>>35873320
>somewhere that is not a capitalist ratrace.
preposterous. the bourgeois has its tentacles down on 6 of 7 of the continents and the other one is too cold to sustain normal human life

What race are you?

What race is your ideal wife?
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I am half black (west African) and half white (Scandinavian). My ideal wife is a white woman of English/Scottish/Irish descent.
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>>35873201
White Mexican (inb4 >white)

Half Asian Half White girl or Half Arab Half White.
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>>35873201
Black

East Asian

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Boss found the beer cans
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>n'wah found the corpus weepings
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Cops found the pocket hentai
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>>35873174
"beer"

Sure thing.

Why dont you just get married and start a family?
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>>35873148
getting married is a scam
also the world is overpopulated as it is
don't need anymore assholes on this planet
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>>35873148
Want to, but it's hard to find a woman that is willing to.
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>>35873158
>>35873205
Both true statements. The horrors of being only 4/10.

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