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a bit? despite what the (((media))) wants you to believe, there are a shitton of couples who marry out of high school and remain happily married for the rest of their lives. at an older age those girls get taken out of the dating pool

>>37570766
dont know
however the longer yu remain a virgin the longer you will likely be one
the percentage of male virgins drops to like 3% after 21, 1% after 25 and 0.8% after 30
if you make it to 25 chances are you will be a virgin forever, if you make it to 30 you will be a virgin forever unless a miracle happens
im tunring 25 in a couple months

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>implying I won't find a qt girl who will love me

>>37570465
please space out your words

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>>37570465
>Iosersayswhat?

what?

>Robots are losers
>Losersayswhat
>therefore robots say what

Anyone who doesn't say what needs to go and stay go

>>37570325

public or private?

Knew it once, then she left. Better luck OP.

Please fuck off and die. And yeah I'm sure this is a shitpost but it's not funny.

I'm sorry buddy. Shit's hard I know. I'm 23 and have had several relationships that haven't gone anywhere. All you can do is have hope.

>27
>no relationships
>been intimate with one girl before (mutual friend, in high school), and she may have just been desperate because she was drunk and one of the ugliest girls I have ever known

I've been content to just delay pursuing women and building myself and my career up first, but last week a fucking switch flipped in my head, and I can't stop thinking about how I will always be single, how fucked I am etc.

The emotional trauma my brain has endured is probably too much at this point. A few years back I completely cracked and became manic and psychotic.

Eventually I found myself involuntarily committed to Bellevue Hospital in NYC (I'm from Canada).

I haven't really improved since then. Worked a dead end retail job for several years while the skills I learned in university atrophied (have a math and computer science degree 87% average grade, so not a brainlet).

Anyway, I wonder if I had just managed to get a good relationship going with a girl who really liked me how different I could be now.

I wonder if psychologists have done any actual research into the mental affects of prolonged virginity in males (involuntarily of course). This stuff is truly traumatic. There aren't many types of people out there who snap like Elliot Rodger did.

>25
>never had a relationship
>first and only kisses were with hookers
>fucking hookers just opened my eyes to how wonderful simple intimate contact like wrapping your arms around someone is, making my longing for real love even more painful
Its a weird feel. I wish I was still a KHHV so I could still be ignorant

Interesting information, props for sharing. Just be careful with posting topics like these, you'll always want to use a VPN if you live in the US because police are desperate for profit, and thus try to charge robots with whatever they can, including "inciting suicide" or whatever the term is.

>>37570210
I wish that I could get insulin that cheap and easy. You have to get scripts for the insulin and the syringes. Also it is waaaaay more than 40 with health insurance.
T.diabetic for 20 years

>>37570210
I'm scared of needles sorry

>>37569957
>uncut

Disgusting tbhwy

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>bf orders you to suck his smelly uncut cock

>>37570045
Typical savage American.
>>37570278
ayy bb u wnt sum fuk

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>>37569478
By using torrents and streaming until the industry dies from lack of funds. Then we move on to a new hobby that can also be free.

The time you posted this pleases me

>>37569478
By coming up with a more attractive way to draw women.

>>37569478
Let japan have their own army again so their young adults do something besides stay at home and watch that shit

Most of it would get cancelled because almost all americans pirate or stream it.

>>37569249
Flan Gotti?

I've been posting in zeemap and contact threads since like 2013 and nothing has ever come out of it.

I even met a girl who lives an hour away but after 20 minutes of talking that wasn't even awkward or anything, she doesn't respond to me anymore.

I'm not even specifically trying to meet girls, I just think people here are fucking flaky as shit. I have to initiate contact 100% of the time and I still can't push hard enough to make somebody interested in friendship.

lmao it died at 32 posts and this one is about to die at 2. Not really surprised, seeing as everyone seems to just be looking for girls who aren't there

For further clarity: as far as I know she does not have my number (or at least I don't remember giving it to her) and she is still seeing the other guy as far as I can tell.

She gets off thinking that you lust over her and she wants to tease you for her amusement.

>>37569162
>>37569188
it doesn't mean she's interested in you. it's more of a "hey, let's reconnect" kinda thing.

>>37569158
A normie is a person that doesn't have any social disabilities and can interact with society normally.

>>37569158
The definition varies.

Some anons will give you the good ol': "If you can fit into a society without sticking out too much, you're a normie."

But some will look into it deeper and realize that you're not a normie just because someone's better than you at faking a personality. But in that case, you're not a robot either, obviously. I suppose this is where terms such as cyborg and failed normie get into the mix.

>>37569221
Then what do you say to those who use the word as a way to describe someone who is inept, lacks a deeper awareness, and falls short of success in whatever they are trying to accomplish?

>>37569007
>something happened in middle school that just made me so distant from them.
Okay I'll take the bait. What happened in middle school?

It's always been me. It's my fault for being who I am. They love me but they deserve far better than me. It hurts me every day to force them to persist in loving me.

>>37569052
It's not something specific. It was more the fact that I was getting exposed to assholes for the first time. I was always quiet at school but it became more of a weird trait in middle school and I became quiet at home too. I didn't notice it happening until recently when I look back at pictures and see that I was just always on my phone not participating in anything.
>>37569057
I know what you mean. I don't really see it as being "your fault" still, I blame it on circumstances. I really wish I could laugh with them and ask them about their day without it being mechanical.

>>37568985
No I'm a 22yo 5 foot 2 khhv

>>37568985
Yes, actually. She was drunk, and she stil doesn't love me

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>i kissed her so long ago

>>37568978
Can you at least post some webms of Asians getting fucked?

>>37568978
if you have a solid asian collection can you post it?

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>>37568999
There's probably a thread on /gif/

>>37568894
Yes. You are not going to win anything. Thanks for paying your idiot tax.

>>37568894
Yes, and quite a bit.

But take it as a learning experience- you'll feel super disappointed when you win diddly squat (or a pittance, idk the powerball rules as to whether they have dinky 5 dollar prizes or not), and hopefully not do it again in the future.

Lottery is literally an idiot tax.

>>37568894
You dun goofed. Just buy penny stocks next time.

it's truly the most /comfy/ sport tbqh

>>37568797
No. Even though I have all the time in the world, I don't have time for that bullshit

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It's my favorite sport. During my tenure as a NEET watching baseball and following stats occupied much of my time from April to October.