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Take it to /tv/ nerd

why do so many people care about one of the shittiest superheroes anyways?

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>>35124842
How fucking dare you, show some respect.

>>35124460
Run


Origami

ask her to marry me orogingsodsgas

>>35124460
parmeet from at&t customer support, is that you?
>"yes, anon my friend, i am here to tell you to please not to be shake de slurpee macheen, tank you, come again."

They do it as a test sometimes. The key is to not give a fuck and change the topic quickly.

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When you're so beta that you dont even have a crush

>>35124474
In the context in which she said it, it made sense. So it wasn't a test, she was just giving an example about a thing we were talking about.
Still hurt though, kinda. I thought I had a chance but now I know what her type is.

>>35124223
l don't eat mcdicks

>>35124223
Hardee's master race here. Unless it's 2am, McDonald's is for babies.

I never get combo, only two big macs plus a water

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>>35123698
why does nobody want to get comfy?
the robot is fucking gay

>>35123698
This is what I long for, would love a place with a view like this.

Jelly as fuck.

>>35124172
Im jelly as well. I'm planning on moving out of my parent's place soon, and I live near a couple cities. Gonna look for a studio like this with a view for <800$

>>35123578
they dont, its just an autistic illusion you have because you dont get laid

they dont

no

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>>35123578
seek the lord, anon

posted this today at 2:30 AM in another thread

I used to dig traps. Not so much. But here is why I think many people like traps.

-More accessible. The average robot thinks that a trap, or simply someone who transitioned or is crossdressing, is way more accessible than a 'natural' girl. HRT actually dumbs men down, which makes transitionees more naive and gullible. More than that, the robot thinks that the trap can relate with him far more than a stacy ever could, having been in his shoes at some point. These things make the robot's subconscious mind give a lot of importance to the trap as a potential companion.

-Secondary feminine traits. I've heard that more often than not, we're attracted to people's secondary characters in terms of 'sexuality'; for instance, we tend to be attracted to women that have a symmetrical face shape, nice curves, etc... without forcibly giving the ass or tits that much importance. We're speaking of attraction more than sexual tension here.


-The vice. Most straight-men find homosexuality to be something they're just not compatible with. Homosexuality is, to many of us, subconsciously at least, a vice. And dating someone with a dick is, in itself, vicious for those people. Human beings get drunk with vicious acts, such as prostitution, drinking, doing drugs, it makes them feel GOOD. And defying society's constructs AND YOUR OWN is a true 'rebel' move.


I could speak more of this. But traps are closer to being a real and true companion. Hell, if I could have a trap GF, I wouldn't mind the dick, because there is so much more in a trap than there is in a stacy.

>>35123486
At least I'm not you

>>35123486
at least I'm not balding

>>35123486
At least I'm not a man

>>35123298
>butter.webm
Come on now, she's sexy as fuck.
But to answer your question ...Maybe.

>>35123298
Uhhhhh, let me think about that for a minute.

YES!! I'd date basically any woman who'd let me smash. My standards aren't that high.

A fat girl might get thin and leave you for an upgrade. An ugly girl is trapped in your league and there is nothing she can do about it.

I don't care about it either way, as far as I'm concerned I might as well have no body.

>>35123264
>tfw you actually like having an average body and face

I have a friend who's a competitive body builder and even he's self concious and uncomfortable with his body. He always wears hoodies and sweatpants because he hates exposing himself. I've seen this guy sob with embarassment and anxiety at a competition and then go on to win it.

Everyone has something they hate about themselves.

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>>35123146
a moment of feels for lily allen

>>35123172
>>35123180
Azulad is basically God here. Every animeposter worships her and even normal posters think of her highly .Amir has some haters true but the majority like her and call her Poley.

>>35123185
azulad and poley were some of the most beloved posters for a good reason

>>35123114
>go to grandpas funeral
>really want to smoke weed and forget the day happened
>driving there we see our neighbors in their front yard and my mom stops to talk to them
>sigh and mutter "can we just GO already?"
>mom gives me a look that'd make satan flinch
haha, she probably would've hit me if we weren't in front of neigbbors

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>>35123114
>spirit dies
>browse 4chan
>everyone is chad except for me
>all I can think of is for the entire thing to finally be over so I can go to my own funeral

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>>35123114
>mfw we lost all humanity
>mfw we are literally robots now

i lift up my shirt and run my fingertips over my stomach every time i pee

>>35123044
I used to imagine some guy running along with the car on car rides and thinking about how he would have to dodge the traffic signs and other cars and stuff

now that I drive I don't get to do it often

>>35123044
I pick my nose and eat its contents.

>>35123040
Oooga babooga

>>35123040
if if if
if
if

HELLO MY NAME IS BINGO

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTv81A9bgg8

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>>35122936
>>35122936
Im not a ""fembot"", but meh Ilike this board and I don't usually post, but lurk. Tell me about you :3

Pic related to prove that I am a female(female)

>>35123016
i want you to hug me and pamper me whenever I want!

>>35123062
Only that? Come anon..

>>35122912
genie is a cute name tho

>>35122912
>the geek in Grease
>the retard in WWE

Yeah, no good anon.

>>35122912
>literally named "Gart"
>you have the name of a hippie who sells guns and weed out of his econoline

heh