>be in college
>in between classes
>have about an hour before class starts
>decide to practice talking to girl(preparing to eventually get gf)
>go to library
>see 8/10 qt3.14
>grab a random book and pretend to read for 20 minutes while I think up my attack plan
>spend another 10 minutes trying to work up the nerve to go talk to her
>go over
>"e-excuse me, d-do you mind if I talk to you for a while? t-this book isn't as interesting as I thought it'd be."
>"oh ok"
>holy shit.gif
>thought it actually worked
>she takes her head phones out
>"sorry what?"
>she didn't hear any of what I just said
>instantly lose confidence
>"u-uh, t-this book- y-you r-read it- me?"
>"uh, sorry, but I have to finish some work for my next class."
>"o-ok,"
>autistically shuffle around the book cases to put my book back
>leave library
>go home for the day
This thread is a failure too !
>be in middle school
>friend eggs me on to go to the mall and pickup chicks
>be at mall sitting on bench
>see 2 attractive females walking by
>quietly say "excuse me"
>she doesn't hear
>say it louder "Excuse me.."
>no response
>say it even louder "EXCUSE ME!!"
>they look back and laugh at me
>>35600940
hah this green day song has kind of a similar plot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJE-fs6HjAI
Hey give it a listen, it really like it, its sweet and a little sad, i wish there was a single word for that, for now ill call it "soursweet"
Are any robots here working as binmen? Friend said he could get me a job as one as it pays more than my retail cuck job
>>35600908
It pays like 30k GBP in the UK, which is like the median income. It's decent if you can get past the social stigma.
>Friend
I think wageslaves are the true robots but you're getting dangerously close to normie territory here
>>35600908
not British but
how do become a garbage man anyway? I tried and got rejected.
Your opinion about black people?
if if if if if if if
oooga booga
Some are good. Some are shit.
Pic related
Fucc the zucc
This is my first day on this thread, everything is promising and I can relate to what people write.
Can anyone give me a quick rundown of the community here ? What can I expect ?
>>35600868
If you bring that quick rundown shit into my neck of the woods, I'm going to fucking smack your shit so hard you'll look the long lost third Bogdanoff brother you little shit. Neck yourself.
Hey weren't those guys involved with the production of Samurai Jack Season 5?
>>35600868
vampiric pedophile jews desu senpai
How does this movie make you feel?
Like killing myself. There was no answer, no one came to save him, no one cared.
>>35600857
How the hell could you know what movie it was by some random screen?
>>35600857
I really liked the ending but I wish it would've actually just been that he was crazy the entire time.
I love when the police find all of the crazy shit he built outside his oneitis's house.
predicament time
>be me
>currently senior in high school
>hanging out in gym
>talking to female friend
>9.5/10 qt 3.14, would waifu
>raging crush on her but she doesn't know
>tells me she forgot to put on deoderant
>asks if she smells bad and lifts her arm
>motions for me to smell her armpit
>do it
>absolutebliss.jpg
>got a half chub, but pretty sure she didn't notice
>"nah, you smell fine"
>go home at the end of the day
>jerk off furiously for hours
I think I have an armpit fetish now. I can't stop thinking about how she smelled. Do you think she'd let me smell her armpit again if I asked nicely? What do I do robots?
Don't ask her anything ffs
>>35601126
you think she'll say no?
>>35600817
Alright OP, here's how you play this.
>hey
>hey anon
>I'm mad at you lol
>mad at me??
>yeah lol you made me smell you and I got a nose full of your pheramones lol
>pheramones?
>yes, i'm suddenly attracted to you haha
>really lol?
>its ridiculous, you have always been a great friend and you're objectively pretty but never thought of you that way
>haha anon
>looks like we're compatible on a biological level, lol
And go from there.
who /rapper/ here
https://www.tumblr.com/video/oni-the-mad/158506836499/700/
>cant upload to youtube because copyright algorithms
>>35600745
Check me out
>https://soundcloud.com/vooiidd/void-hope-prod-lupin-the-beatsmith
beats pretty good, but you dont have a rapper voice, im sorry
>>35602080
Give me an example of a rapper voice
Who here /comfyroom/? It's been a lot of work but it's almost perfect. You guys having a comfy evening? Post comfy pics, comfy stories, comfy gifs/webms, just general comfy thread
I have a comfy desktop.
>Big blanket right by chair so i can keep warm
>Great Mic, don't need to be close to friends to talk on discord
>Wireless headphones, can lean back on chair and chat
>good pc, can run pretty much anything on Medium-High at 60fps
>Massive desk for work
>>35600670
Oh, and i forgot, I live in a part of England where it rains like 4 times a week
>>35600704
Northern or southern?
Bros, give me relationship red flags.
>>35600582
Watches anime, posts on /r9k/, goes to /r9k/ for relationship advice
>>35600606
For girls, not guys.
>>35600582
Now, why would she wear that? She's a jerk.
>framecel, only 19 inches wide
>heightcel, only 6'2" on a good day
>dickcel, only 6 inches with 5 inch girth
>ramcel, only 8gb
What's the fucking point of living if I was doomed to be culled from the genepool before I was even born?
>>35600572
>*cel instead of *let
Haha letlet. Also 8gb is more than enough. The real problem is that you're a cartoonlet (anime)
>tfw k-cell and thus closed and bounded subset of R^k
>chincel with good eye area
>heightcel 5'11''
>framecel
Not a single chance a woman will see my 8x6.5 dong.
Why do men kill themselves at such absurd rates?
Why are young men dropping out of school and work?
Why are young men forgoing relationships and not starting families?
What the hell is going on? Did we fail this generation's men?
>>35600567
>What the hell is going on? Did we fail this generation's men?
Pretty much, yeah. We're blamed for most of society's "social issues", and yet nobody stops to ask how we were raised (+ who raised us).
>>35600588
Are you saying this is the fault of our parents? I blame the current climate and the ease of consumption nowadays. All these factors combined into a cluster fuck of empty spending, pointless futures and relentless shame
>>35600567
Because you are inferior and can't deal with it.
I keep forgetting this place is not meant for me.
I keep thinking its for broken people.
Then its just broken men.
Then its just maybe unconfident men with effeminate thoughts they can't defend that express them through passive aggression.
Men that may mostly be closet pedophiles.
How was your character in school?
Did you try to engage people?
What did you try to do for all those years?
Was it that you felt you were someone you weren't meant to be?
What even happened for it to get like this?
>I keep forgetting this place is not meant for me.
You got that much right.
>School character
Clown
>Engage people
I had friends I guess, although they only hung around because of me doing funny stuff, they had no interest doing anything after school or me personally.
>What did you try to do
I don't understand the question.
>Weren't meant to be?
Never had an idea of who I was.
>What even happened?
Nothing.
>>35600565
>How was your character in school?
>Did you try to engage people?
Home schooled ;^(
>What did you try to do for all those years?
Play roguelikes, jack off to hentai and browse 4chan
>Was it that you felt you were someone you weren't meant to be?
I wanted a real life as a teenager and thought of killing myself nearly every day but I was too much of a pussy and was afraid the apartment balcony wouldn't be high enough to do the job.
>What even happened for it to get like this?
Doing nothing to fight the things that put me in my position.
>>35600565
This board is for chronically misunderstood, depraved, bitter schizoids that enjoy satirical role-playing.
>How was [...]
During elementary school--sweet, emotionally fragile, socially naive
During middle school--nihilistic and unruly. During high school--apathetic and reserved
>Did [...]
Not much
>What did [...]
Fit in
>What ever [...]
Almost anything you see here is satire or anti-humor and that's just part of the site culture. It's our brand of humor. You get used to it if you browse for long enough.
Who /shitjob here?
I'm currently looking for one that'll pay everything, current job sucks
>tfw can't even get a "shit job"
>literally can't even get a call back for a pizza delivery job at the local pizza delivery place
fuck you OP I'd stomp on 12 babies for your job
join the military
they pay for absolutely everything
unless you're not a ameriburger then i don't know
>>35600583
I'm American but I don't think joining while Trump is in charge a good idea
Whose dick would you rather suck, Poison's or Bailey Jay's?
>>35600521
Poison's looks like a fucking jawbreaker but I never liked Bailey's jewnose, gimme dat mad gear dikk.
>>35600521
Both at the same time. (assuming I can fit them both in)
Obligatory 'Poison isn't a newhalf REEEE' postI believe she is really, but you know
H
How did you find me on Instagram? I'm good friends with your ex, but you and I only truly interacted like once. Even if it was a platonic harmless add, it's still kinda weird that you added me out of the blue...
I want answers, I want the truth.
Every bad habit, every excessive word, is your fault. Until you unlock this cage it's impossible for me to improve as a person.
Also I think nicki minaj just purred at me.
purrrrrrr
I am unfixably addicted to the internet and porn and the only way to save myself is to keep internet-enabled screens out of my life