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>>37809782
PARTY MIDGETS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>37809800
Dab on 'em, Pepe
>>37809800
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF ME. THAT IS THE WORST PART. STOP MOCKING ME
>Wow, that's really insightful, Anon. Now say something NEGATIVE about white people.
They remind me that I'll never ever be a glorious white man and instead I'm stuck being a shitskin
>>37809768
Why would I do that? I'm not even white but almost every white person I've ever met has been kind to me. Whereas the minorities I grew up with were all a bunch of assholes.
They gave up their nations to Jews, blacks, and Muslims for short term profits and virtue signaling.
Anon, you said you have friends, are you lying?
>>37809765
Nah, I play DnD with a group of 4 every Thursday.
Also there's that guy I yell about politics with over lunch.
>>37809765
Elsa, you said you've only had 200 black cocks, are you lying?
>>37809765
No, there's Eric, Rudy, Johnny, Julius, RJ, Horatio, George, Naomi, Joseph, Isaac, Kimberly and those are just the ones I hung out with last. Eric and Rudy are my favorite friends though.
>Think back to 2011
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE OP OP OP OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE
MAKE ME YOUR RADIO
TURN ME UP WHEN YOU FEEL LOW
THIS MELODY WAS MEANT FOR YOU
JUST SING ALONG TO MY STEREO
>>37809823
The drill instructors played this song during every PT in my bootcamp. It was at the point I realized the song had gone too far.
>Well look who came out of his cave! Anon, you spend any more time on that computer and you might catch a computer virus!
>*everyone laughs at Uncle Frank's joke*
>>37809673
Louie CK's JUST'ed brother?
Why has my family been replaced by a bunch of rat-faced jews?
REEEEEEE STOP IT IM TRYING MY HARDEST TO BE SOCIAL WITH YOU GUYS DESPITE MY CRIPPLING ANXIETY AND YOU FEEL THE NEED TO MAKE A BIG SCENE AND CRACK AWFUL JOKES ON MY BEHALF WHEN YOU SEE ME FUCK YOU AND YOU WONDER WHY I DONT LIKE TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU
Very few people here actually have real mental problems (Bi polar/Schizo). You would know without a doubt if you did. These are vastly over diagnosed conditions. You think if you pay $100 a session a professional is going to say "Oh your fine, you don't need to come here and pay me!".
There is a place for it, and for some people talking about your problems just genuinely makes you feel better.
The thing a large amount of people here don't understand, is human nature. Even the most normal people feel insecure about things. For people on this website, it seems like no gf is the end of the world, to your parents a bad lending score will result in a similar feel. To a 10/10 girl a fear she will gain weight gives her bad feelings.
Alot of robots won't want to admit it, but there issues are not mental or physical. It is self pity and immaturity. All that really needs to happen to make a lot of people feel better here is they need to grow up a little and experience more stages of life. A pill or a councilor won't help much with this unless you are in the low number of people who are seriously mentally ill.
Unfortunately though, there is no way to get someone to grow up. Its an entirely individual thing sparked by a large variety of events/things. It just happens.
>I hope someone gets something out of thiss
Rubutc
Nebducm
Bellldg
>tfw unironically too smart for a girlfriend
why are women such plebs?
>>37809607
You know this is a cop out right? If you were smart you would recognize how maleable they are. You just have to treat them as lesser beings. Seems hard at first because "muh morals" but it gets easier the more you do it
>>37809607
Shut the hell up you arrogant cocksucker. You're just a 3/10 who is mad he can't get a 10/10 stacy
>>37809681
>tfw to smart to waste finite brain power on feeling loneliness or manipulating others
Is online dating a meme?
Can you find a real gf and not just hookups?
So far everyone seems like a complete normie around me. How can I find femanon gf?
>>37809549
thats a fake profile you fucking autist
>>37809551
You fucking retard this is from another thread. You didn't think I knew that.
I think if you have reasonable expectations and are looking for a long-term relationship, online dating can work. But don't expect to hookup with Staceys unless you're Chad, in which case you wouldn't even need online dating anyway.
KATY Perry is going ghetto and Taylor Swift just got BLACKED. These are the idols of young girls
Source on Tay Tay?
>>37809445
Is that female in the picture Taylor Swift? If it is, I am going to go and shoot that wh*re some day. I hate wh*res who try and become successful through fucking and showing it off to the entire world. Means that I have to kill K. Kardashian too, or at least cut her ass off.
>>37810205
Of course it isn't. Are you literally retarded?
What are some nice (preferably robot friendly) Discord servers? Made an account a while ago but never actually used it to make new friends and join new servers. Looks like the sort of place where everyone already knows eachother and has their own inside jokes already so you can't fit in. I'm into general servers mostly but I can also try out literature. I don't really like most multiplayer games.
Am curious as well
MenzJN8
Most of the time it's dead, but the people are great and conversations pretty easy to start
>>37809434
listen here you virgin, discord is for 3 things only.
>edating
>flame and be toxic
>play games with other toxic niggers
If you're a little bitch that can't handle flame don't use discord.
What's wrong, Mcfly!?
D-don't call me chicken, Griff! U-unless you want to... want to maybe call me hockey in the bed room. What do you say, Griffy?
Talk to me, Griff! Feel like we don't talk anymore. Every time I try to initiate intimacy you shut me down. Are you not attracted to me anymore? Maybe I should spend sometime at my mother's. I just don't know what to say anymore. Do you want me to lose weight? Is that it? You're not attracted to your own wife? You want to change her? I'm going for a drive, Griff. Don't follow me.
i thought his hat was a map of some desert-like place like nevada, now when i googled it it's just psychedellia
>tfw meeting a Chad over 4chan who fucked 50+ girls
>tfw Ive never had a girlfriend before
>he wants me to be his wingman
How well is this going to go, realistically speaking /r9k/?
>>37809347
>chad
>fucked women
>4chan
It's not going to go well at all. He's just using you for laughs by setting you up for failure and embarrassment later. Drop him.
>>37809363
Agreed. Ditch him.
does he know your a permavirgin?
How fucked up is it that working is so depressingly boring and tedious that you literally get paid for doing it because if you didn't get paid you wouldn't be doing it. What do you think anon, will humanity always have to "work jobs they don't like so they can buy shit they don't need"?
you also have to buy a lot of shit you do need, like food and housing and tools.
>>37809316
>buy shit you dont need
>food, clothing, shelter
yea you kinda need those.
id recommend retail merchandising for any robots that want a comfy job. do it for big snack companies. there's no direct supervision and its easy to milk hours. you drive around and stock shit at supermarkets. you don't have to intereact with anyone beyond simply yes/no/do this
Former NEET here. Mom forced me to get a job.
Currently working at a call center. Not so bad desu and it pays 12.50 an hour. Its an honestly pretty comfy job. I dont need it since mummy takes care of all my necessities but its great having spare money for weed or anime figurines.
>Buy expensive game on Steam
>Play for a half hour, then get bored
>Depression returns
>>37809276
jfk, such a comforting sight for some reason. Stopped cuban missile crisis, gave rad speeches and fucked Marilyn Monroe as well as a ton of other women while still president.
such a bizzare person all things considered, idk how we produced these people. Complete playboy/politicans.
merican feels
Is this depression?
I never want to do anything. But I don't really feel sad I just feel empty. I blamed it on my self diagnosed ADHD. I can't focus on anything so I thought it was that.
>>37809276
>>37809376
oh as for your question
yes it is depression, video gamesa re only good if you're on drugs when you're an adult.
then people just become obsessed with sports and work to avoid becoming manchildren
you lost the spark, you probably won't get it back
>be wagecuck at local macys
>go to chick fila on lunch break
>find a nice quite table to enjoy my meal
>6/10 SJW roasty best looking person in the group, leaves her safe spaces and comes over to me
>motions for me to take off my headphones
>excuse me, sir, you look really lonely right now
>i want you to know you are loved
>sorry, you got the wrong impression I am on break right now
>sure anon, so are we
>on her way back to her table she looks at me
>just remember you are loved
>all her friends laught
what was the point of her doing this other than to anger me?
to make themselves feel better
>>37809255
There's a lot of people who are really cruel anon. They do these things just because they most likely don't have empathy such as people like you or me.
>Not just telling her to go fuck herself