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Hey robots. I'm an eurofag who wants to live the american dream but I'm too poor to afford college in the US, so that option is out. The only one is getting a job there and from what I've read they'll only choose someone from outside of the US if no american citizen can do the job. And that is because hiring a foreigner costs a lot since they got to pay for your visa or some shit like that.
So how can I get to live and work in the US as an european?
Please answer seriously.
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>answer seriously
>seriously
>4chin
god i really hope you get shitposted till you die
go to >>>/adv/ newfag
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>>39411630
Why are you so mad, friend?
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You are from Europe and you want to live in that shithole? lmao from want kind of shit european country are you from?
>tfw scandinavian countries have higher social mobility than the US
>tfw "socialist" countries beat the US in the american dream.
I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF BEING UGLY
I WANT TO CLAW MY FACE OFF AND GET A NEW ONE
I'M TIRED OF IT
EVERYTHING IN LIFE WOULD BE BETTER IF I LOOKED NICE
I WANT NICE EYES
I WANT CLEAR SKIN
I WANT STRONG FEATURES
I WANT PEOPLE TO ENJOY LOOKING AT ME INSTEAD OF BEING UNCOMFORTABLE THAT I'M EXISTING WITHIN THEIR VISION
I DON'T WANT TO BE UGLY ANYMORE
I'LL NEVER BE LOVED I WANT OFF I WANT TO GET OFF
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>>39411466
>I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF BEING UGLY
literally nobody cares if you're ugly and being attractive is not the key to success.
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>>39411466
Being a self-loathing piece of shit is a lot uglier than being hard to look at.
Faggot.
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>>39411499
>>39411512
These anons speak the truth
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I think I'm a Chad now.
>Post dick pic on M4W craigslist looking for sexy milfs.
>Sexy 25 year old responds
>We start texting
>Reverse search her number on fb
>Her profile shows up cause she's dumb as fuck.
>has a three year old daughter, is 4 months pregnant with another kid (pregnancy fetish here), and is married for 6 years.
>holy trifecta
>go to her house last night while her dumbass husband worked third shift at a gas station.
>facefuck this stranger whore and then bend her over and cum in her pussy while her daughter slept 20 feet away in a different room.
>Get dressed and leave.
We're doing it again Friday. Never, ever get married robots.
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You can't be chad when you're dead. If that guy finds out who you are he'll probably stop at no length to ruin your life or harm you.
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>>39411405
Thought about that. I live in a pretty big city, they live about 40 mins away out of town, so there's some distance. She doesn't even know my address and I'm not traceable by my phone #. Just gotta make sure he doesn't walk in on us lol..
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>>39411491
Neighbors will probably start noticing you and take pics.
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Ok you sad bastards, say one positive thing about yourself.
What are your best traits?
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>>39410947
My ability to notice how fucked up I am
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>>39410947
I'm average height (5'10)
I can play video games kind of good
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my 24/7 poker face
Anonymous
Porn addiction thread. 2017-08-30 08:39:16 Post No.39410785
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Porn addiction thread. 2017-08-30 08:39:16 Post No.39410785
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Are you addicted to porn?
What are your fetishes?
Have you tried nofap?
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just dont touch your dick
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>>39410785
I'm getting bored of porn.. when ever i watch it, i jump inbetween tons of videos and never settle down to one before the fun is over.
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>>39410785
Yes
Cheating
Yep, made it 76 days once. Felt so, so good, but my willpower is so weak that I'm having trouble breaking a week now.
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You anons make me feel worse than any normie ever has
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>>39410579
welcome to r9k nigga
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its ok i'm here for you you ashy bitch but i love you with all my heart cutie
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>>39410606
what do you mean by ashy
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>have gay friend who knows sum bangin hot mamas
>haven't gotten my dick wet in 2 years now
>considering fucking a tree my dude my dick and balls are crying
>invites me to hang out just me him and 4 fuckin cinnamon buns if you know what i mean
>night carries on, everything is good, we go to a show at a bar and play a board game
>drinking ensues
>somehow gay friend hooks up with a girl and they actually fuck
>i sit literally on the same couch as 2 other chicks while they cry and talk about boys and shit while this is going on
some of my favourite quotes of the night were:
-he likes to throw and break stuff he's so cute
-so what if we hung out its not like he fucked my face
-everytime we all hangout i end up sucking his dick i need to stop
- did you send that snapchat (with me literally in it behind her on my phone) if me drinking? ask him over!
-omg he's coming over EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i thought you boys were just salty about not getting laid but its the real deal my dudes. how do i not kill myself over the urge to cum all over girls but hate them all so much?
do yall got any stories?
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Why didn't you just leave when you realized you aren't getting any sex?
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>>39410569
the only two girls that were ever attracted to me both had boyfriends, and I felt like total scum for what I did but I NEEDED to lose my virginity.
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>>39410595
this right here originally >>39410607
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Everybody who has posted on /r9k/ in the last month wakes up on an island. You're with them.
What do you do?
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i return home
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Start punching trees and make a dirt house
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>>39410420
First group up with the real robots. Then kill off the normies.
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Who else here cuts off the top layers of skin from their heels and eats it?
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>>39410093
Stallman, is that you?
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What does it taste like my dude
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>>39410115
who is that? no i am not Stallman whoever that is
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>One chance at life
>Born to poor, uneducated, lower-class parents
Fucking WHY couldn't I just be born in a wealthy university educated family? Why did I have to be born into the cycle of first world poverty?
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>>39410071
Do you pass these 2 standards? If you pass then you are fine if not you are fucked.
Https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6
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I feel you anon, I'm in the same boat
It's the most likely scenario and you can't do anything about it
You either kill yourself or you go on in life with misery.
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>>39410071
>One chance at life
>Born in Eastern Europe
Why
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Come share robot music in this thread feel free to share whatever, music you made or music you like and want to share with others
I just recorded this and I'm looking for feedback tell me what you think criticism welcome
https://youtu.be/39kkVrPAhc8
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Who /ElliottSmith/ here?
Fantastic robot musician who unfortunately took his own life in 2003 at 34 years old after a lifetime struggle with depression, drug addiction, and childhood trauma from getting molested as a kid. Such a fucking waste. He was brilliant.
One of his most popular songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5g-91mwiNs
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>>39410429
someone introduced me to him last night with that very song
Hits the feels man hard anymore to recommend of his stuff? His lyrics fit with the robot vibe so heavily definatley ahead of his time if you'll excuse me for the meme statement
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>>39410052
That was surprisingly enjoyable and unique. I've listened to a few of your other songs you've posted here, so its nice to put a face to them. Otherwise keep up the good work man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDkt1fCK1dY
ITT: Pics that are literally you.
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I honestly wonder this sometimes
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>>39409890
I suffer from those, I didn't want to see this picture
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I accept that I have a limited ability to accept love and so I won't bother trying. I think I'd lead a much happier life away from all that dramatic bullshit and just reading.
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N-no one sits next to me on the bus...
I'm clean. I'm decently groomed. I'm not fat. So, why?
I-is it the virgin stare??
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I don't sit next to anyone else on the bus if I can help it because I just hate myself that much. It's not you, Anon. It's me.
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>>39409739
I appreciate your response, but I want to know why from a normie's point of view. I take it you're not a normie since you're here.
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>>39409695
It's Your virginial aura. We know what you truly are so we avoid sitting near you so we don't become a virgin again
Anonymous
who /drinking alone/ here? 2017-08-30 07:40:18 Post No.39409658
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who /drinking alone/ here? 2017-08-30 07:40:18 Post No.39409658
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who /drinking alone/ here?
Anonymous
2017-08-30 07:40:18
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what are you drinking tonight? if not, why are you not drinking?
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>>39409658
I'm not drinking because I'm under the legal drinking age. Otherwise I would be drinking right now.
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>>39409717
i started drinking at 5 years old
you're a sheltered pussyfag
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>>39409717
are you from USA anon? if not, it's pretty easy to get alcohol
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Is it worth trying to fix life when you're balding?
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Everybody balds sooner or later, even a lot females get a shittier hairline. Why is it even a concern.
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>>39409713
because im 26
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>>39409861
You'll be 30 soon and nobody will care, even at 26 plenty of guys start balding.