Find a robot bf/gf right here, RIGHT NOW!!! just fill out the questions.
>Your sex
>Age
>What you're interested in
>Ethnicity
>Country
>Height
>Weight
>Best trait
>Worst trait
>What you're looking for in the person
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Heres a pity post since this thread will die in 15 minutes:
>M
>21
>Qt girl i can share memes with
>Chink/Flip
>us
>6'0
>150
>I look like one of those boys from your favorite kpop boybands
>tanned as fuck
>just dont weigh more than me
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>>39542419
Hey great idea, OP!
>Your sex
Male
>Age
20
>What you're interested in
Computers
>Ethnicity
Caucasian
>Country
Australia
>Height
5'10"
>Weight
80 kg
>Best trait
Sympathetic
>Worst trait
Sad
>What you're looking for in the person
Someone to talk to, even if we stop talking after a few weeks.
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>>39542625
how cute of a trap are you, asking for a friend
Bought a really busty chicks's dress off of eBay and not sure what to do with it other than JO to the thought of her heaving tits being in it previously. What else can I do with it though? I'm assuming she's going to wash it thoroughly before shipping it so I can't fantasize about her breasts touching my chest by relation (may be debatable).
>post pics of busty chick
Haha, so you autists can dox me through eBay? Nah, senpai baka
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Just post the pic nigga. I want to see what those hefty tits look like. I have a thing for women with disproportionately large tits.
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>>39542569
>post pic of tits
>some anon goes "Oh hey! I know those jugs from anywhere, it's _______ on IG!"
>anon goes through posts and finds chicks's eBay page
>anon also digs up dirt on her sell history and somehow finds my address
>blackmails me/ruins my life
Nah, I'm not risking shit for you autists.
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Bump for intrest. OP describe the dress and chick.
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>DUDE DEPRESSION IS NOT REAL JUST CHANGE YOURSELF
Is he right?
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>>39542355
Was he ever right about anything
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A FOOKIN' YOU-ROY-NULL
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EEEEEEEEMAGIN MAIIIIII SHAWK
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>>born in Asia to parents that came to America when I was 1
>>they work shitty cleaning jobs for minimum wage as we live in the ghetto where there is constant crime and violence
>>felt the need to help parnts with money so drop out of high school and work shitty job like them
>>eventually work my way up to a corporate office desk job making 60k a year, with no degree
So tell me again, white privileged fags, why is ur life so hard?
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>unironically thinking people will be impressed by your shitty 60k wage
kill yourself idiot
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>>39542341
Better than working fast food white boi
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>born in western country to Asian parents
>drop out of university to become a NEET and apply for autismbux
Everything went better than expected.
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Far too cute, I think I've fallen in love.
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>>39542303
Haha its funny because she's a guy haha
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>>39542303
Man imagine how poor she must be not to be able to buy herself a sketchbook
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>>39542303
wjats written on her chest?
any thoughts on this robots?
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>>39542293
Um, it's crooked?
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>>39542293
Big ole flappy ears and a bent dick, they call him fux funny
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He has really small nipples. What's the point of nipples on a man.
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Anon is there something wrong? Anon? Anon are you alright?
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I think I am. Other people are concerned about me, though. They think I'm insane, but I feel all right.
Is this how retards feel?
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>>39542246
Yes. Imagine how low-functioning autists or down syndroms feels.
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>>39542246
I get asked this a lot, what would a reasonable response while hinting them to leave me alone?
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>tfw haven't had sex in 2 months
>tfw only ugly betas as tinder matches
>tfw ugly beta spoke to me today
i am do depressed
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>>39542182
Bait thread.
The females on /r9k/ aren't just shallow roasties.. r-right?
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>>39542182
lmao I wish I had sex 2 months ago. stop being a roastie
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>>39542344
Stop being such a pathetic virgin. If you had sex once it is harder to not have it than not having it as a virgin. you don't understand my suffering.
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The girl I currently dating told me she got raped few years back by 2 chads from her school. Before that she was virgin and never had sex since then except with me. I was 21 yo khv before I experienced everything with her. She haven't told anybody about it except me. I fall in love with her but all of this makes me very depressed, mad and hopeless.
I guess chads won't leave any unfucked pussy. No matter what chads always win. It's not enough for them to win all others have to fail. Just when I thought I finally found happiness with a girl it had to be ruined. I can't stop thinking about it and it just get me down. So after all find girl isn't everything. Now I'm more unhappy than when I was khv because I finally found other person I really care about besides myself and she was hurt and humiliated in past
And for my girl all of that left deep psychological impact. She have many issues because of that. Actually I think she wouldn't date my otherwise.
Actually just look at me. I'm acting as victim when all of that experience had she and it
demaged her a lot
Idk what I should do. I can't just deal with it. That those chads degenerates raped my girl and now walking unpunished. Just like that. And now she have to live with all problems caused by that and now it's even related with me.
I can't an hero on them at this moment but I really considering this. It will ruin my happiness forever but I can't live other way. U can't just ruin happiness and life's of 2 ppl cuz of your uncontrolled impulses and degeneracy and then just walk away unpunished.
This world and ppl are disgusting. And I'm not even moralfag
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Dump that whore
Fucking slut tricking you into dating her without even telling you her used up pussy has been full of Chad cum
Sorry op
Fucking roasties man
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she wasn't raped dude she was probably just a whore making an excuse
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>>39542178
Hey bro can you taste my cum when you eat her out you fucking beta bitch? How does it feel to know I can fuck your girl and you can't do shit about it? She even orgasmed too, the fucking slut. She enjoyed every second of that "rape".
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What porn does /r9k/ watch when they're lonely. I like to look at joi (jerk off instruction). It kind of feels like I'm actually interacting with a girl.
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>>39542176
i dont even watch porn i just watch anime with hot characters (and fanservice if possible).
Recently it was Kill la Kill and Little Witch Academia after that (even though i sometimes couldnt do it with LWA because i legit fell in love with some characters).
Fapping to something with real characters makes you have a way deeper connection, i dont think its healthy but well if im lonely this shit is relaxing as fuck.
Fapwatched pic related too
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>>39542251
oh also forgot to say that edging is possible for insane periods of time with this method. Sometimes my sessions took over 2 hours because i was so entertained by the show that i just wanked my dick while it was on standby, occasionally sparking up again when a hot scene came on.
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>>39542251
I can understand Kill la Kill but how do you get off to Avatar and LWA?
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Why are people with small penors usually intelligent?
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>>39542171
Because more blood is redirected to the brain instead of an oversized useless dick.
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>>39542171
What if you're hung and smart?
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>>39542364
then you're infertile, i'd recommend getting tested
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femanons, do you like to suck dick?
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Only if the guy has good hygiene. More often than not his dick smells of cum and piss and it makes you want to throw up. I'm sure other girls do this only because it looks good on camera.
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No, penises are disgusting.
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Anything but penis to vagina penetration is degenerate.
Tell me stories about times you had comfy online communities that you were a part of back in the day
>2008ish
>fringe friends with the computer nerds in high school
>one they they make their own 4chan
>we named it infinitychan
>mostly we would just shitpost anonymously and try to guess who posted what
>it was pretty comfy
>one day we got an influx of 100 new users
>they were using 4chan and got sick of the cancer killing /b/
>they found us on a list of *chans
>ours was decided to be the least cancerous
>we hook them up with their own board
>it was an awesome summer
I've got more stories like this
Come share yours, guys
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>be 15
>summer vacation
>bored af
>looking for a stream to watch old Pokemon episodes for nostalgia
>there's a chat box in the corner of a website
>people are fighting and battling with Pokemon
>pull out my DS
>start battling
>lose a lot
>learn about the metagame and EV training
>come back every day
>get good
>make friends
>talk with them every day
>didn't even have to leave my house that summer
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>be an adult
>move to a new city
>no friends
>use 4chan to substitute human connections yet again
>kids these days keep posting about discord
>get an invite to a group
>they tell me if we don't post regularly we will be removed
>eyeroll.webm
>stick around
>comfy chat with comfy peeps
>after a few months mention how I still haven't made any friends in my new city
>"we're your friends, anon"
>happy music plays, fade to black, credits roll
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>>39542229
There's something amazing about being a part of a comfy community of weirdos. Like no one is perfect but you like them all anyway because together they form a supportive environment that you didn't even realize you needed
Well our own little comfy discord is looking to add some new people and if you made it this far and you're interested in a community like this, let me know and I'll consider dropping the invite link
What other 4chan boards do you frequent, r9k?
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>>39541971
/a/ and few generals on /vg/
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/pol/ , /s4s/
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>>39541971
/pol/ /b/ /bant/
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Greentext thread
Drop a greentext or make one
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>>39541937
>make an original thread
>no one replies
>look at first page
>traps and bbc
Fuck 4chanim not op btw
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>>39542496
It's just R9K, although I blame the robot, the requirement of text to go with images makes getting threads like this going almost impossible, while boring ass tripfag blog shit like the hug you imouto threads and ERP garbage easily flourishes.
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>>39541937
also some content for your thread OP