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unless it was with a man

I don't even conceive of a scenario outside of paying a whore while on viagra where I would lose it tbqhwyf

>>36311214
>be me
>extreme social anxiety
>with a girl who is single and is into dorky looking guys
>act standoffish and can't look into her eyes
>mumble incoherently because of nerves and stay mostly quiet
>she gradually loses interest

>>36311122
Did you seriously call her "girl" anon?

>>36311145
yeah he called himself anon too

>>36311122
this never happened, you are terrible at trying to even make up a credible story.

you are so lame, like get the fuck out

>>36311105
Got a pack eye drops just in case my high tops. Got a load of spicy guap nigga ask that cop.

Uh.

>>36311105
Post a pic of her, greentext the entire thing.

>>36311305
Not allowed to take photos of them it's like the number 1 rule

nice one OP, keep up the good work

Jokes on you, i have nothing in my fridge

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>>36311073
what a ruthless cunt

I just finished fapping. Sorry jesus

Welp another sin to die for

I uploaded some furry porn to my Tumblr on Easter. Jesus can't do shit.

aaaa are you a girl will u be my gf???

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Yes everyday.
For the last 9 years I've had recurring thoughts that I want to be cute and pretty despite being male and the fact that I'm ugly fills me with despair.
I've tried to suppress it and ignore it and it just keeps on coming back.
It's not like just wanting to be female or male, just pretty and feminine.
It's hard to explain honestly.

I'm a pretty good looking guy but my penis can literally go back into my fupa so that's why i don't go out

Because we hate everything and everyone. We are natural destroyers, which is pretty alpha my blackbot impersonating friend.

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all whites are insecure hateful deceitful pieces of pasty shit

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>>36310894
Fear of difference, and the fact that we have natural tribal instincts

But what about black people they're stupid and their lips are huge

maybe ur just noticing FAS

>>36310890
No that can't be scientifically proven in any way, shape, or form. IQ doesn't mean much at the end of the day, as someone with a high IQ could be fantastic at math but shit at say history, whereas someone with a general low IQ can be the exact opposite.

Intelligence can't be measured on such simple scales most of the time. Especially with how vast intelligence goes and the many categories which one can be intelligent in or an idiot savant or whatever.

The docile trait you mention is generally due to insecurity because its seen as an attractive trait in women to have full lips.

>>36310887
First for just having had a massive sunday easter roast. Good shit lads.

2nd for fuck bigots.

>tfw couldn't finish my egg

I wish I didn't have such a low test beta appetite

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Is this why I shitpost?

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>>36310858
Because it's easier and more satisfying to make the world a worse place.

I imagine it akin to climbing a great mountain, or perhaps a cliff. You make it to the top and below you you can still see people claiming from the cliffs and whatnot vertically. It's very boring at the top, so to pass the time you throw rocks and pebbles and other miscellaneous objects at them. Some fall further to where they once were, and some stay in the same place but are still annoyed. Either way you're smiling.

Latter

Origilol

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>>36310776
Tell about the relationship you share with your maxilla.

>>36310776
>tfw still haven't watched Michiko to Hatchin beyond the first few episodes a few years ago
Whyyyyyy

>Jesus died for your sins
>not Muhammad

This how you can tell the bad user from good inshallah my brothers

>>36310768
When did Jesus die for me? What year? What month and day of that year?

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>>36310768
if it bothers you so much, maybe you should go die for jesus

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>>36310759
what would happen to the world if men could suddenly give birth?

>>36310759
I'm not comfortable with bois giving birth. It's not clean. I mean, I realize it's going to come to that, eventually, but there has to be a better way.

>>36310759
Maybe you already did, but you flushed him down the toilet.

/r9k, /his/, /lit/ and sometimes /sci/, lurk at /pol/

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/int/, but I'm slowly sinking into /r9k/.

/v/, /u/, /an/, /ck/, /ic/ and /mu/.
I don't really like posting here because I've become depressed before and all I end up doing is crying, drinking and feeling more lonely than normal and neglect my studies.

>>36310667
>tfw I can't even add people
>tfw I don't use proprietary shit communication solutions

>>36310667
That sucks man, if I didn't have garbage internet or ever used steam I'd add you. Shit I haven't used steam in fucking years.

Mostly just stick to pirating these days or drawing/scribbling.

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>Added a few people from /r9k/ over the years
>Only 1 has been a mega austicital mong
>The others are pretty good lads and we chat now and then and play stuff sometimes

Honestly it's been better than I'd expect
Most /r9k/ thing was finding out someone lived in the general area I do on /britfeel/ and as we posted more the area got smaller and smaller until it was kinda creepy and we found out we lived 15 minutes walk from one another, that feel when we talk and play games together quite often but have never actually met IRL in like the year and a half we've been speaking.