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How do you cope being friendless while being in public?
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Just accept it and get on with it.
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>>36597720
Do you mean when you have friends but for some reason you're out in public alone

Or you have no friends so you're always alone when you're in public

If it's the first one, desu just put in earphones
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>>36597720
I got used to it a_long time ago.

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>Can't break free of the mentality that I've got a reputation in all things that I do

How do you people do it?
This is the primary reason I browse 4chan.
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the bs answer i get from a lot of selfish destructive toxic people is "dont give a shit".... but what they wish they had the intel to spew is "disascociate".. try meditating , breathing exercises, center yourself on yourself
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>>36597696
IN THE LOUD HOUSE

IN THE LOUD HOUSE

Lori is a whori
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>>36597696
No one gives a fuck about you. You must have extreme narcissism if you think anyone thinks about things you've done.

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>mind my own business
>doggo comes running over
>owner thinks it's adorable
>want to kill doggo and beat her over the head with it

why do normies want to impose on innocent people so much?
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>>36597626
Pls pet me tho
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Why didnt you hit it?
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>>36597626
>minding own business
>dog comes running over
>owner feels entitled to a conversation
???

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Holy hell Wojak has its own beer!
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What does that translate to anyways? Eagle? Hawk?
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>>36597663
warrior/soldier
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>>36597663
Wojak=warrior/soldier
t. Pole

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would a cis girl ever date a transgirl?
being a trans lesbian is the worst of feels.
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>date trans girl
>everything they want to talk about is how they're trans
>every fight you'll ever have is going to loop back around to how trans they are
>every time anybody talks to you about your gf the entire conversation will be about how they're trans
>might cry if you touch their penis
>might cry if you don't touch their penis
It's actually be my physical ideal to have a itty bitty titty fatassed trans gf, but seriously fuck the river of shit to wade through and the mile of eggshells to walk on.
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>>36597677
I've never had any of those problems with my trans gf? Idk sounds like you're coming here with a lot of assumptions
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CWC detected

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Trips decides if I kill myself. OP will deliver
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>>36597531
Rolling for suicide

Do it fagit
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>>36597555
First post best post. Also checked.
Oregano
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>>36597555
Well that was fun. Waiting, OP.

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>wake up honey, time to get the kids to school!
>"anoon let me sleep zZzZ"
>I love you *insert cute asian name*
>"I love you the most in the whole world (zZzZ) anon"

do you wall asleep in class often?
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>>36597529
I sleep for about two classes every day.
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>>36597570
"you need to get disciplined if you want me to have your children"
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>>36597529
I slept through most of high school and barely passed.
I regret nothing.

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April 27th late evening edition
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Together, we will make Mr Kipling strong again. We will make Mr Kipling wealthy again. We will make Mr Kipling proud again. We will make Mr Kipling safe again. And yes, together we will make Mr Kipling great again!
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Nihao, yingguo ren
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Went to ikea today and got a cactus.

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I can't be happy if I know I have to do something.

I'm so fucking lazy, it could be something as simple as walking the neighbors dog, but it'll destroy my entire day. During this past semester I gave up on life, because the thought of going to class was all the occupied my mind, I can't enjoy anything. I need at least 48 hours ahead of me, where I know I don't have to leave me room to not be suicidal. I can't get a job because of this either. Is suicide my only choice?
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>>36597457
Yeah I don't think you're actually lazy, are you? It sounds like you have a different issue altogether.

...what are you afraid of out there?
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>>36597457
I fee like this often too. Waking up every morning feels like my first mistake.
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>>36597488
I don't know. I generally don't like being outside or around people, but I am lazy. It's an awful mixture of things I guess.
>>36597598
The first few moments of waking up, and realizing I have to live through another day is the worst.

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you have forgiven her for her sins too, r-right robots?
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>>36597450
NO

palvinslut has no place in this board
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>>36597482
you won't forgive this face? she made a mistake, it will never happen again.
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No
>>36597673
>it will never happen again
you don't even believe that yourself

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>2014
>be a sad fucker
>decided to make friends
>actually find this friendly dude who wants me to join his tabletop gaming group
>he's a "cool gay", one of the ones who acts masculine and doesn't shove his sexuality in his face
>except one day he literally shoves his penis in my face and tries to forcefully fuck me in my asshole
>tricked me to come over alone, said everyone bailed
>liquored and smoked me up
>still somehow fought him off
>decided after that that I just was too shitty to make real friends
>live a solitary life
>2016-2017
>have to sign up for a class
>professor's name sounds familiar
>realize it's a close friend of my would-be rapist
So, does he know?
Does he know I got tricked by a fag and almost got raped?
Do they laugh at me together behind my back?
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>>36597444
Nobody will post in my thread, but at least I got trips.
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Am I the only robot stupid enough to have >tfw somebody tried to rape you
feels?
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You shoulda just let him plow your twink boi pushy anon. Like its 2017 lol what are you a fucking faggot?

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>9AM
Anon wakes up what shall he do today?
Dubs decide
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shit in your bed
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Cum in your eye
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>>36597406
go outside, interact with people

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I like a girl who is 29 years old but she has the hots for a 45 year old man. Why are some women into men so much older than them? Teach me about an acceptable age gap in a relationship please! Especially why girls like older men so much
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>>36597340
>Why are some women into men so much older than them?

Daddy issues and they want someone to support them
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Same reason dudes are attracted to women much younger than them
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>>36597340
I'm 34 and fucking a 19 yo, before her it was a 21 yo not sure and dont care pussy is pussy

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Anyone else get extremely nervous when talking to girls?

>uncontrollable shakes
>can't speak
>strong sense of unease
And this is all just from tinder/bumble messages

How do I fix this?
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>>36597326
And obviously I'm a khv if you haven't guessed
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>>36597336
You won't like to hear the answer OP

To fix it you need to talk to more girls

Try and change your mind set maybe? Part of your nervousness could be from the thought you want then to like you, or you don't know how to act to make them like you.

Don't worry if they like you. Fuck what they think, just say nothing if you want, say some shit you'd normally say to your guy friends.

If she doesn't understand what ever
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>>36597402
>To fix it you need to talk to more girls
Yeah that's what I thought. Thanks for the advice.

Fuck why can't we just have AI waifus already? I don't even know if all this stress is worth it.

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Help me out here please people, Ever since my near fatal motorbike accident I have had a very bad fear of death, not just death but the process of dying.

Has anyone of you been at the scene of someone who was dying either at hospital or somewhere else? I would love to hear your stories.

Basically I died at the scene but they brought me back in the ambulance then I died again on the way and they brought me back in the hospital.

NOW the fucked up thing is I remember it, I was lying on the pavement, couldnt move much and then a numb feeling started creeping up on me, eventually I started having great difficulty breathing that made me panic quite a bit as I tried to stand up but could not and eventually to my horror I started choking on my own fluids, and then I passed out.

Now I have been doing a shit load of research into what happens when you get old etc, What concerns me the most is that in the majoritiy of cases is like a FEW DAYS of the following process: First you get bedridden, then eventually you cannot control your bowels and need constant cleaning/changing of sheets. Fluid builds up in the lungs which can also cause panic attacks or agitation. Then if you lucky you hallucinate and eventually if the pain doesnt make you go first you simply death rattle (choke to death)

My question for debate is how do you plan on avoiding this shit?

I plan on a shotgun blast to the head, not a fuck am I going through this, imagine if you have no family or close friends at the time? Nah man fuck this.
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>>36597321
When I was a kidbot in Baltimore I saw a man get shot in the head from about 20 feet away.
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>>36597321

I have several plans set out.

>Slit wrists after taking blood thinners
>Freeze to death
>Carbon Monoxide poisoning

Freezing to death is the most guaranteed. Bleeding out is a 85-90% guarantee if you do it correctly.
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>>36597432
Gay. Gunshot to the head is clean fast and painless.

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