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>>39200549

Yeah it's alright, needs more detail though.

Also you should play Terraria instead.

The community has turned into absolute shit now. Met some cool people while fucking around in servers years ago, good times

I wouldnt build a barn right next to a body of water if i were you

>>39200543
you're not entitled to not dying alone

>>39200561
t. someone who won't die alone

>>39200543
Sexual liberation made it impossible for men like us to date. We will just need to accept it

>>39200406
RedpiII him on jews

>>39200406
Show him some loli moeshit, he will quickly become degenerate.

>>39200406

Just suggest him more and more anime. Eventually, he'll be completely into it. As soon as he finishes an anime, give him another one. After he's watched lots of anime, he'll start to go down the weeb path.

You can do this. I believe in you, Anon.

I was pretty sure I won't get a response.

People are too busy pretending they have a vagina in the femfag thread to help out for 5 secs.

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Damn I sould've put a semi-naked model as the picture to get responses.

>>39200198
I'm just happy you know how commas work. Your reward is getting to know that porn star's name. It's Madison Rose.

>>39200198
I know this exact scene. Is that bad?

>>39200198
chow down

>>39199717
I am a woman too. I haven't befriended any girl who acts that way. My current friends are all supportive and we're close friends.

>>39199717
Well the basic idea is that when you have a friend they're actually good friends who don't do any of that bullshit you described.

Seems like you befriend Stacys and sluts and idk why you'd do that.

>>39199750
can you tell me where do i find female friends who won't try to fuck my boyfriend for shits and giggles and won't be an annoying nuisance in general?

>>39199676
the level of autism here defies comprehension
I did not know it was impossible to spaghetti that fucking hard

>>39199748
i dont know anon, i lost control

kill her and her friends

>>39199612
>ill be surrounded by people who think that there are 2 genders
How many do you think there are? Also why are you going to a liberal arts college if you aren't an sjw faggot?

>>39199612
>im an art student
What a massive fucking faggot

>>39199627
>Also why are you going to a liberal arts college if you aren't an sjw faggot?
He said why.

>>39199610
I browse your anus with my cock.
Now fuck off.

Every day:
>/r9k/
Almost every day:
>/v/
>/pol/
>/gif/
Occasionally:
>/a/
>/h/
>/s/
>/r/
>/soc/
>/int/
Need to visit more
>/ck/
>/his/

/his/
/pol/ once a week to laugh at people
/gif/ because pr0nz

Enjoy it. Enjoy what happiness you can from your existence with appreciation.

>>39199549
fat fuck jesus christ. Imagine turning to a literal poison in order to become a little bit more happy.

Is that 8 minutes of burger eating worth the heart disease? the fat fucking rolls? the embarcement of taking your shirt off in public? not wanting to do any form of strenuous movement because not only can you not but because it also makes you red flushed and sweat sporadically? changing tshirts multiple times a day because of sweating? sweating in general? literally looking like a pig? having your skin stretch further than it was biologically made to stretch? being the elephant in the room figulratively and literally? havving to special order a waist size of your pants online? having to shop for xxxxxxxl in general? being "the fat one" of any group you join? having kids tell you "why are you so big?" as they just now how to be honest, even though you thought you've been losing a few pounds? having your loved ones insist you join them anytime they do some simple activity like take out the mail? spending over $100 a week on junk food alone? having weak knees? wobbling when you walk? being accommodated anywhere in general ie a plane? wiping your ass 6 times a day because you shit so much? eating so much you're not even able to shit?

Bing unhealthy is just the start of it, and honestly it doesn't even fucking matter as much as any of the other things. The pure humility.

I'm all for living life as the only way you enjoy it and having a big birthday cake before bed when it's not your birthday, or having a nice burger after a long day of work. Just... limit it fatso ffs.

>>39199549
What the fuck is a dave's triple

>>39199512
Is this the IRL chad thundercock?

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>>39199512
Walk in to any corporate office and look for the middle management assholes that have been in their position for 10+ years and you have your answer. Balding, fat, self important, not social and good looking enough to make it to the top but just enough to float to the middle and hang on with their pudgy fingers.

>>39199512
Colored contacts

>>39199415
you are fucking deepely retarded

It ll hurt as hell, by far it surpasses all the retarded methotds i ve seen here (exept maybe that autist that wanted to blow a pressure cooker to his face to die), and it won t probably make a hole deep enough that it can kill you especially if you aim between the eye, and remember that your skull is very strong and a nail might not breack through.

Don t you fucking do it you dumbass. Go buy a rope, jump down a bridge, swallow sleeping pills, jump infront of a train (not recommanded tho) or any other thing possible but not that.

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Here's an example this guy survived with like 12 nails in his brain

>>39199415
Just jump off a tall building
Let gravity do the rest,you lying suicidal wannabe shitposter

>>39199406
Handsome virgin cyborgnormie here. I don't use social media so i turned to tinder for a BIT of that social praise you get from a like or a retweet from social networking. I got a fuck ton of matches, flirted around in texts a bit. Ended up meeting up with the one i found particularly most attractive.

See, it's easy when they find you hot. Not necessarily when you're hot but just when they think you are. I lost my virginity that night and felt like fucking shit after. The way it was lost can be chalked up to the same experience as a hooker. I put myself on a market - so to speak - got a bunch of hits, acted on a hit, and felt like pure shit. The girls that were messaging me were like hyenas. Every girl that messages you, in the back of your mind you're like holy fuck she's cute... wait a minute she's on this app... that's kinda weird almost cringey in a way. Anyone who uses that app is a huge turnoff so looking for people ON THAT app is a weird contradiction.

I used it for a quick social media buzz, i loved the attention but i shouldn't have acted on it as i have stayed strong all of my years of never acting on it irl. Just forget about all this dating shit, all this sex stuff anon just forget it...

>>39200002
You think like a bitch, dude.
Time to work on yourself.

Im not looking for sex in particular
I just want to feel love and affection and have someone genuinly care for me in a romantic sense.

I dont talk to people in general because quite frankly, I hate people (and I just dont have to social abilities to start a conversation). Most of them are the same and a bunch of hypocrites, me included. I hate myself most of all.

Was the person who wrote this, or the the person who wrote the study that the article references, Jewish by chance?

>the sun
sage

>>39199245
Well they don't seem to really care about my dick rotting off from lack of sex so

>>39198606
9 oclock and it's dark. maybe less kiddies around when i go to stock up on food today.

Alright lads just dumped my gf for being a degenerate. Gonna go fuck a literal whore instead.

Eleven days left of comeback august, so far ebin has done - fuck all