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>>37418753
Like a warm apple pie, anon

Ask my brother, he fugged my oneitis

In front of me, no less. Why god?

>>37418753
If she's really lusting for you it feels very hot and wet. It can feel like sticking your dick in a fleshy vice.

Do you at least enjoy playing guitar?

>>37418696
Yes, i learned it because i like the instrument itself in fact
but i fell for the meme when i was playing on a bar for money and tried to hit on girls after
i'll never ever try that again

>>37418682
You need to look like a rock star at the very least. I live in southern Cali and EVERYONE plays guitar. You just need to look like Slash, some hipster Chad, Mac Demarco, or any guy from Led Zeppilin. Than you'll get laid for just holding a guitar.

>>37418340
Give up dude if she actually liked you she'd respond right away

>>37418340
who could know
just ask if she is into you or no

>>37418340
You're in LFO (Low Friend-zone Orbit)

*beep beep* *beep beep*

>>37418099
I would think any job centered around talking on a phone or using a computer (tech support, telemarketing, etc)

Ask your parents for money so you can go to the doctor. In the meanwhile:
>cold showers
>no shampoo
>drink lots of water

There is a lot of competition so even picking trash might require you to look good

>>37418168
I actually just finished medication for my acne and don't have any pimples..just redness and some scars but I'm still extremely self conscious about my face

I almost did but at the end of the date i asked for a kiss before we left and she just stoped talking to me. Shit sucks dude. I hate myself for it.

i live in america and asian girls here are high strung, thankless, wannabe foodies and borderline autistic

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>>37418432
Did you make it clear to her that you are Caucasian and therefore entitled to her as your property? She must not have understood the asian gf laws.

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hey skelly
I'm okay today
not too great, but not horrible
I am just lonely I guess, nothing to do, no one to text

>>37417920
I'm in the same boat you are. my usual depression friend and overall one of my best friends wont talk to me anymore which sucks. Idk if i should message him or wait or what

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>>37417985
I don't know if you remember but I was one of the anons from one of your earlier threads and was asking about if I should keep taking my medicine
I did but I still feel like I am spiraling out as well

>>37417613
Is that what you did op? Were you prepared for college? XD

>>37417613
You could hypothetically go right from middle school to college. Definitely to community college, and then you could transfer.

You might turn out to be a sperg tho

good idea on paper, but lets face it. most people who drop out and get their GED don't end up going to college>>37417613

typing green text don't 404

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>be me
>in mechanics
>teacher hats book work but has to do it any way
>have to do a presentation for the final project
>have to do it on transmission
>we are in groups of four
>in group with autistic kid
>he is a year younger than us but is like 6'5'' with full ginger beard
>cant speak or read for shit
>we randomly assign the part of the project
>i get make a video
>he gets make a power point
>literally just copy and paste wiki
fucking hell
>rewrite it all but sprinkle in random things to get him in shit with the teacher
>have to make a test my buddy is doing that, he writes the test so that all the stuff is in the rewritten power point
>day of presentation
>have notes for everyone for the rewritten power point
> turns out the kid re-rewrote the power point
>well just copping and pasting from wiki
fuck me
>he leaves in the page were i capitalized letters to spell out "cunt" cunt though
>he reads first
>cant fucking read any of the fucking words from the wiki
>none of us know what is going on so the reading is very stammered
>worst part
>HE TOOK OUT ALL OF THE INFO FOR THE TEST
>most fail

>>37418290
Fuck. I know those kinds of people. Not my presentation but I remember that their was one kid in one of my classes that turned in a paper that was literally a screenshot of an article, ads included.

>>37417201
Now this is the description of a fembot.
Every one else is a femanon

For you, "fembot," it would be very easy to do all those thing.

Fembots or femanons
Please love me ;_;

>>37417019
Not really. The worst white men resort to asian women while the biggest and best tyrones chase white girls

bait to filter out the trash?
yep

>>37417019

Sort of yeah. They also get the smarter black women. It all works out if you just date outside your race. Just go for half-breeds so you don't get any moon-faced kids.

I don't get it, the correct answer is both.

incorrect
I am that I am

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>>37416571
> Love is giving me what I want
> Everything bad in the world is gods fault and not man's
> I am innocent God is wicked
Yawn

>>37416516
It feels like society is gonna die before I do. Everything and everyone I know will change... disappear.

>>37416516
Because there's nothing interesting or special about my life. Not that there is anything similar to that in most people's lives, but I still get crushed by a constricting feeling every time I realize this fact.

I often daydream of carrying out some secret mission in the dead of night while everyone sleeps, something that only I can do. The image you posted kind of reminds me of it.

She isn't here with me.

and I'm coming down off methylphenidate. My kidneys hurt.

>>37416483

invader zim is cancer and always was, get some better taste fembot.

>>37416536
Reread my picture,stupid :3

Daddy loves you

I've been publicly called out on my soft hands multiple times. It makes greeting handshakes very awkward.

>one person in new group shakes my hand
>"OMG EVERYBODY FEEL HOW SOFT HIS HANDS ARE!!!"

>>37416410
Use harsh soaps

>no soft hands to hold

;__;

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all 40 oz have been upgraded to 42 oz

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Pizza Port Swami's IPA.

Currently drinking some Stone seasonal bullshit that kinda sucks though.

>>37416457
>Steel Reserve
absolutely disgusting

>>37416499
That's a new one to me, and I'm a Califag, but I don't go much further south than San Jose very often (I generally travel north when I'm roadtripping.)

I'm normally not a big fan of Great Basin personally, but their Tectonic Event is some incredible stuff. Runner-up: Midnight Sun's Moscow Russian imperial stout.