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Why do you want to stop being a faggot? It's okay.

>>35553134
Because I lose control 100% of the time and let (random) boys cum in me, I think /pol/ was right

>>35553114
>>Fucked a women
Yikes.

There is nothing wrong with symbolizing your love of your bff by sucking his penis? You didn't think that was gay did you? Haha?

You know man. I fell for the no hands fapping.

Moot warned us about no hands fapping. But I didn't listen, now I toy my ass and listen to Sissy Hypno Everytime I masturbate.

I'm not even gay but I'm thinking of buying hormones. It's a slippery slope.

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>>35553131
Sex between friends is absolutely forbidden. I guess you can kiss him in the lips depending on your culture, but that's about it!

>>35553149
You should stop that right now anon, before it's too late.

If your the only one initiating conversation it's pretty much done.

I learned she was only responding to be "nice."

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>How do you tell if a girl you're talking to is shy or creeped out?

story of my life

>>35553048
What if a girl initially is the only one initiating conversation for several months, gives you her phone+email, then stops initiating and ignores your calls+emails abruptly?

>>35552975
Grow up you failure.

I'm similar, I usually can control myself from smashing things but occasionally I get really upset. There's a hole in my wall from throwing a 20lb dumbbell through it

>>35553358

pfbp, I like this board. OP you are a manchild

>>35552955

...what's the story behind this picture?

im original you fuck

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>>35552955
wish things had turned out differently constantly

keep convincing myself to slowly turn it around since im still young

>>35552996
Exploded sewage pipe

I highly doubt that. I don't even think any woman knows who I am

>>35552931
I'm married and I still don't believe you.

There is almost 0% chance of that.

If it happened, it must have been by accident and ruined the mood completely.

>>35552883
I empathise a lot with him, but he's who I hope to never become (aside from the smugness, that's perfect)

>>35552883
He's our disapoitning bigbbrother.

>>35552912
Well put, he was a bitch

>>35552861
understand that humans exist to be human. play the game while knowing it is a game.

>>35552861
I wonder why this board is single virgins

What makes you think that going vegan and throwing away your paycheck is going to help anything? You think you're special that your insignificant contributions can change anything?

>>35552815
It's perfectly fine. I've been cyberstalking a girl I met on /b/ for 7 years now. She posted her pic in one of my ugly gril threads. Tineyed the photo, found her face and Instagram. We kinda grew up together. She's married now and at least 50lbs heavier. Good for her though.

>>35552815
>You will never be important enough to be cyberstalked by anyone.

>>35552815
>Implying I wouldn't be the one doing the stalking

>>35552811
I don't think they'll just let some weeb pervert live there permanently, they have a pretty strict immigration system from what I understand. If you can teach English you might get a work visa

>>35552843
I have an IT degree

>>35552811
Don't settle down permanently in Japan, dude not even Japanese people born in other countries get treated like shit if they try to settle down on there

Also try to learn fluent Japanese, or you'll get ignored by everyone too, if you aren't in your working place

>>35552710
Fucc off with your retarded threads nigger-loving tranny kid.

>>35552710
One same-(You) just in case.

>>35552710
Can I get a free (You)? Today's been kind of bittersweet and I could use a pick-me-up.

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damn, my nigger

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You're underage as fuck but good thread

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>join scouts
>go on scout outing
>there is this rope over a ton of stinging nettles we are swinging across
>fall in the nettles
>scout master takes me away and offers to put lotion on me
>decline

2
>a year later
>go on hike with scouts
>getting near home
>scout master tells us to walk ourselves home
>holds back one of the other boys
>one of the smarter boys says "isn't that a bit weird" and suggests we spy on them to see what is happening
>ignore them and go home
>later mom says we're not going to scouts anymore and suggests the Air Training Corps youth group as an alternative

3
>go on ATC outing
>the boys and girls decide to play spin the bottle
>decide to watch TV alone, don't really pay attention to what the normies do
>this guy says, and I quote, "none of you better fuck my daughter"
>he checks up on me watching TV (GoldenEye) then goes into the room with them
>movie lasts about 2 hours without them coming out the room
>never saw him again, but I assume there was some kind of molestation orgy

4
>forgot PE kit
>sports fan PE teacher tells me to get one
>new PE teacher follows me
>go to changing room and he follows
>says I have to put it on with him watching to make sure I don't steal anything
>too naive to notice the red flag
>go back to sports fan PE teacher in the hall and tell him what happened like it was a joke, a zany situation
>the other boys guffaw
>he stares into space for a while then energetically leaves
>never see new PE teacher again

thats what traps are for you stupid faggot

>>35552654
traps don't top

half the time their dicks don't even work

>>35552646
get suction cup dildo pretend you're getting pounded no gay involved

>>35552636
Fuck no. I'd rather be alone than be "friends" with a girl who I want to be with. That sounds like Hell.

that LV bag may LOOK light.. but oh no.......

it can hold everything... like 2 10 pound laptops and 3 chemistry books kover 500 pages.. trust me........ its.....unbreakable...

literally that lv bag is as strong and maybe even longer lasting than north face


>>35552659
so she ain't worth shit as a human?
broh

Ultimate goal is to get an entry job in the field of my dreams.

Need a masters (which I'm ineligible for due to average gpa) and tons of recommendations and network. Probably will never get it.

to build a perfect replica of michaelangelo's david out of heroin then snort it all in one sitting and overdose and die

>>35552667
gpa get waved for master's all the time, hope you're at least trying to apply