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He has very trusting eyes.

>>36168833
There is a floating mouth behind you!

>>36168833
i am le anime racist ur decision is bad

>implying most here do not subsist on fastfood and frozen shit
If you want to learn better than that /ck/ probably has some threads.

>>36168776
I just had popcorn for lunch

>>36169420
as a poor anon, I wish this were true. most anons seem to be from middle class families.

>>36168632
No kidding I was about to go today and get two beef quesaritos. Mummy brought sushi back so I ate that instead

>>36168632
You should get my dick. How about that anime girl?

>>36168632
I always get a cheese quesadilla and bean and cheese burrito

Then I get like 10 mild sauces and flood both with that shit

>>36168618
No, most people are dumb.
If you are manipulative yourself, you will find out that it works with 95% of people because they are too dumb to notice it.

>>36168685
This. If everyone was manipulative nobody would be,

>>36168685
Seriously though most people are fucking retarded and the average iq is only dropping so who knows how stupid future people will be

If you can "strike up convo" with a complete stranger you know nothing about, you 100% dont belong on this board.

>>36168581
Spoiled white virgin male with narcissistic personality and low self awareness who thinks he's a good person and doesn't know why girls don't like him.

>>36168581
> no gf
> never seen tits irl
> autistic
> druggie
> no friends
> mommie who makes tendies, but not always so you can greentext angry stories
> neetbux
> khhv

You might not like it, but this is what PEAK robot performance is like

>>36168442
*triggers EMP blast*

>>36168442
"Gas the jews"

Get that fuck banned again.

Ask if he has any ice

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Here's the link: https://discord.gg/3wHMv

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>>36168450
yeah i do that all the time too.

Server is guaranteed Higgus Freebor your money back

Ad hominem has been a thing for a long time, not just in the last 5 years.

Most people are pretty crap at philosophy.

The left has quite a lot of vocal white dudes that seem to have no trouble voicing their opinions? At least nobody reasonable tries to disprove them because of their race/gender. Also rightists are not only Pepes, even if Internet is making you think otherwise.

>>36168422
True. Maybe I've just become more aware of it lately.

>>36168466
Seems like the vocal minority of leftists clings on to the white male bit, though. Same with the alt right and pepe.

Again, just a casual observation.

Speaking from experience that's something you really, SERIOUSLY, don't want.

>>36168358
>how do i get a qt robot gf?
I think you mean bf

>>36168438
elaborate anon?
oregano

>>36168356
It is a just a pizza boy fantasy? ie (hung pizza boy delivers pizza and more). Or do you actually want a pizzza boy bf and if so why? Do you want discounts on pizza?

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>tfw no pee sudsy ivory joy gf

What about pizza making bf?

>>36168352
Not really that much, it ain't that bad being able to bake your own bread

>>36168383
what he said, op is gonna literally turn into assad

>>36168352
is her name lexy

>>36168335
anyone else here find it hard to get girls to give footjobs
my first ever gf was fine with it but any other girl I've mentioned it with thought it was rly weird

>>36168443
(inb4 gf reeees)
It's a popular fetish, but still, some people find it unappealing. I guess there's also a stereotype of creepy hassling for feet pics, which does disservice to our kink.

>>36168443
It's how you lead them into it. Was too scared with my first gf and never mention it.
Second gf would sit on the couch and put her feet on my lap
Started giving foot rubs
She saw I was hard as a rock or how foot rubs would lead to sex
Told her I thought girls feet are feminine and cute like a nice should or a beautiful neck
She never saw me as creepy and now loves that she can make me cum with just her feet

National Siblings Day bump

No one cares about the meaningless meme holidays we have every day. Seriously who comes up with this pointless shit?

21 y/o broke ass student struggling to get by atm. Younger bro in apprenticeship.
From emotionally distant family, never really say/do nice things to each other but deep down proud of him for doing something with his life and earning some money.
Earlier today he buys me present out of the blue, videogame, "here ya go man we should play this together sometime like old days".

Will have to repay that down the line. Small gestures make a big difference. Lil bro is alright.

Idk if you're gonna gay it up, but I'd say, judging by the story he misses you as a friend. so go, have fun, but don't bring it up unless he does. sounds like that's the awkward part for him, so don't push it, at least for now. maybe ask again when things between you are smoothed out, but not sooner. push too hard and you may loose a friend

>>36168322
roastie cunt, fuck outta this board.

>>36168456
im a dude bro

>>36168427
really good advice, thanks bro

>>36168265
You dumbass. That image has literally nothing to do with your argument. It's not a dating related request, the man has to be at least 6'4'' to be able to reach high enough to place a platter of dinner turkeys up for her to reach.

>>36168265
>easily altered through lifestyle and dietary changes

I wonder why fat people exist

>>36168265
It's always been this way and it's the way things need to stay. The Y chromosome is not like the X. Women actually have an important duty to pick the best genetic male specimens. This is both duty and instinct for all animals.