post your desktop fags
pic related mine
I'm upset that the Third Reich was the last and finest example of a Beta Uprising
/r9k/ no longer has a community or identity; it does not create OC or have very many greentext or feel threads. We are left with a vacuum, and are faced with choosing what kind of board /r9k/ will be. We have to act quickly if we don't want it to become a massive porn dump.
I have a proposal: /r9k/ should be a tripfag board. Everybody who posts here should use a trip. If somebody doesn't use a trip you shame them.
The effects should be rapid and dramatic. Soon, people will have identities attached to their posts. Retards will no longer be able to go into racebait threads every day and bump them by bitching about Jewish shills without being made fun of. People who post in bad bait threads, spew garbage, and act like retards can be identified, mocked, and filtered.
Better yet, /r9k/ will become the most reviled board on 4chan. Anybody from /v/ or /b/ will come here and think it is the most circle jerking, cancerous pile of shit they've ever seen. And they'll leave, which is a good thing.
It will also be more difficult to be a needlessly abrasive jackass without people being mean to you in response. The board will generally, in my estimation, be considerably better and more constructive for anybody who posts here regularly or puts in effort.
>go back to red.dit
It's ruined by the upvote system. I'm only giving you the opportunity to filter people you hate instead of having to put up with them. Feel free to filter me, if you like, you won't ever have to read anything I write again.
What u guys do last night? Went to a club with my gf because im faggot
It finally fucking happened. After 25 long hard years I finally convinced a decent looking woman to have sexual intercourse with me.
Kissed, suck some titties, finger fucked some pussy, sucked some pussy, got my dick sucked sloppy, got ridden, fucked her.
Words cannot describe how good the days been r9k. I recommend you try this. We've been missing out guys seriously
Alright I made a Tinder. Now what?
here is what will happen:
no matches: sad
match with girl, she won't talk : sad
match and meet girl, she never talks again: sad
match meet and fuck slut, then repulsed by all of them
I've fapped 5 times today and I feel very tired
I'm so tired that if I go to bed I feel my body to be paralized, my head hurts and my eyes "roll" but I can't fall asleep
what the fuck is this?
>parents tell me i gotta eat so i become a big boy because i'm still growing
>remember i hadn't measured myself in a whole year
it's over for me
tfw no autistic weeb gf (male)
Tell your fellow man about some of the feels that might be hard to understand for someone who haven't experienced it themselves.
I have some experience with paranoia and will tell you about it. I have felt it in two different ways.
>see bright star from window
>it suddenly disappears
>"the government are using drones to check me out. They know I am about to go insane. Reality is an conspiracy."
>car follows me for 20 minutes
>heart is racing, I get out in a parking lot, ready to face death. Ready to fight for my life.
>car drices up
>old lady steps out
>"they must have switched driver. The government man is hiding in the trunk"
>speed of. Take a long detour
This is a very real feeling. I have never considered that I might be exaggerating untill years later.
I'm paranoid as fuck, I patrol my lroperty becuase I always think people are tresspassing or setting up to ambush me, I think the gov uses helicopters to spy on me and drones or hidden cameras, I know what I'm typing or txting is recorded, I'm real scared about whos going to move next door to me last thing I want is "Fear Thy Neighbor" type shit going on I hope my new neighbor is nice.
If you couldn't articulate the damage done by your single mother here you go now robots. Pic related as well.
Roasties trying to ironically pass a law ticketing people for masterbating.
Let's get as many people to cum on a picture of her as possible and send them all.
Oh yeah fapping is just like killing an organism with a cns. Hence "choking the chicken".
>that dream where you start making out with a girl but then she turns into a dog or bursts into transistors
The only guy who ever had a crush on me did everything he could to suffocate his feelings because he didn't want a relationship with me. How am I not fucked?
Who /turned gay by 4chan/ here?
Before I starting coming to this website I hadn't even seen a single feminine penis. Now I want nothing more than to become a qt trap and to sit on Chad's dick.
SO, you degenerate homo's ADMIT that you turn gay!
women are basically walking shit-tests who literally don't have it in them to provide the kind of emotional support a guy needs
it's actually cruel to even ask it of them, they're designed to receive it, not give it
also, with the globally falling levels of testosterone, a cute boy is endocrinologically equivalent to a woman from 50 years ago, so it's not even gay