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/r9k/ no longer has a community or identity; it does not create OC or have very many greentext or feel threads. We are left with a vacuum, and are faced with choosing what kind of board /r9k/ will be. We have to act quickly if we don't want it to become a massive porn dump.

I have a proposal: /r9k/ should be a tripfag board. Everybody who posts here should use a trip. If somebody doesn't use a trip you shame them.

The effects should be rapid and dramatic. Soon, people will have identities attached to their posts. Retards will no longer be able to go into racebait threads every day and bump them by bitching about Jewish shills without being made fun of. People who post in bad bait threads, spew garbage, and act like retards can be identified, mocked, and filtered.

Better yet, /r9k/ will become the most reviled board on 4chan. Anybody from /v/ or /b/ will come here and think it is the most circle jerking, cancerous pile of shit they've ever seen. And they'll leave, which is a good thing.

It will also be more difficult to be a needlessly abrasive jackass without people being mean to you in response. The board will generally, in my estimation, be considerably better and more constructive for anybody who posts here regularly or puts in effort.

>go back to red.dit
It's ruined by the upvote system. I'm only giving you the opportunity to filter people you hate instead of having to put up with them. Feel free to filter me, if you like, you won't ever have to read anything I write again.

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What u guys do last night? Went to a club with my gf because im faggot

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It finally fucking happened. After 25 long hard years I finally convinced a decent looking woman to have sexual intercourse with me.

Kissed, suck some titties, finger fucked some pussy, sucked some pussy, got my dick sucked sloppy, got ridden, fucked her.

Words cannot describe how good the days been r9k. I recommend you try this. We've been missing out guys seriously

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Alright I made a Tinder. Now what?

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I've fapped 5 times today and I feel very tired

I'm so tired that if I go to bed I feel my body to be paralized, my head hurts and my eyes "roll" but I can't fall asleep

what the fuck is this?

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>be 18
>underweight manlet
>parents tell me i gotta eat so i become a big boy because i'm still growing
>remember i hadn't measured myself in a whole year
>do it
>still 5'8
>still 120lbs

it's over for me

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tfw no autistic weeb gf (male)

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Tell your fellow man about some of the feels that might be hard to understand for someone who haven't experienced it themselves.

I have some experience with paranoia and will tell you about it. I have felt it in two different ways.
>see bright star from window
>it suddenly disappears
>"the government are using drones to check me out. They know I am about to go insane. Reality is an conspiracy."
Another time
>car follows me for 20 minutes
>heart is racing, I get out in a parking lot, ready to face death. Ready to fight for my life.
>car drices up
>old lady steps out
>"they must have switched driver. The government man is hiding in the trunk"
>speed of. Take a long detour
This is a very real feeling. I have never considered that I might be exaggerating untill years later.

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If you couldn't articulate the damage done by your single mother here you go now robots. Pic related as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPAfS8-wm8g

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Roasties trying to ironically pass a law ticketing people for masterbating.

Let's get as many people to cum on a picture of her as possible and send them all.

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>that dream where you start making out with a girl but then she turns into a dog or bursts into transistors

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The only guy who ever had a crush on me did everything he could to suffocate his feelings because he didn't want a relationship with me. How am I not fucked?

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Who /turned gay by 4chan/ here?

Before I starting coming to this website I hadn't even seen a single feminine penis. Now I want nothing more than to become a qt trap and to sit on Chad's dick.

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>didnt go to college
>working $17 an hour in construction
>being incredibly frugal and saving most of my money

What do I do after this?

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Robot chart thread.
>Transitioned from robot to cyborg to normie edition