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Yeah women can do no wrong goyim

>>38977399
It's 6:30am right now. Some of us haven't even woken up yet.

>>38977502
What are different timezones.

This is not an original comment.

Post timestamp on her ass and I'll give you more (You)s

>>38977121
I have a 5 inch dick
I can't satisfy their fat asses

No they aren't. They only date strong black men.

Why would they even consider beta non blacks?

>>38977067
You get nothing! You lose! Good day, ma'am!

>>38977067
You get a (you) and please be my gf

>>38977067
I always wanted a 20yo Ferret gf.

I can build you a fun little tunnel to run through :3.

>>38977051
Same, dropped out of high school and then out of 2 different GED programs, one was very promising and would have landed me an easy ride into CUNY and a business degree of some kind.
24 now, still haven't gotten a diploma, rarely leave my house, trapped in a prison of my own creation.

>>38977159
>o
sorry about that anon, don't you wanna get the diploma? im sure its not too late is it?

>>38977051
Just turned 20. I had violent mood swings and had to stop going to school at 14. failed the GED test twice.

Probably offing myself in a few weeks. I can't leave the house and feel like shit wherever i go because my mom always has to pay.


If you can pull yourself out of this situation do it

>>38976973
As long as it ain't eastern Europe, you're gonna be fine

Where in Europe though

Europe is the best, most successful continent though

There is a reason history is eurocentric

>>38976966
a robot is someone who was never even given the opportunity to be a normie because of external factors beyond their control

a cyborg is basically the wizard version of a robot
a failed normie is someone who could have been normal but ended up addicted to some vice or another and joined us at the bottom of the barrel

idk roboto

>>38977213
>a cyborg is basically the wizard version of a robot
so the difference between robot and cyborg is just... time? After N years as a robot you automatically become a cyborg?

>>38976966
>completely abnormal personality
>partially abnormal personality
>normal personality

New thread, new luck. Let's get the dice rolling.

>>38976835
I wish I could hug my family but I live miles away from them overseas.

airport anon reporting

update, about to board finally
sister got me a frap from starbucks which was nice

>heh the only way to win is to not play look at my IQ everyone

You are a small,small person. One person. Your voice will be lost in a tempest of souls. Your name forgotten and legacy destroyed. Belief,no matter how "RIGHT OR WRONG XDDDD" they are, they are the basis for all of society and enpires. No doudt gaun yu,patron saint of war and valor had a belief. Just as alexander the great and Aristotle. Beleifs and virtues are necessary for growth as a human being. It may be man made and it may be flawed,but we need faith and belief.

I can't even formulate a decent argument for it, but I always think anyone who cares about politics is autistic; mainly the people who think they are cool or edgy based on who they vote for.

also forgot to mention hes a paranoid fuck cuz his past relationships were shit

>>38976715

do what you promised, but you may regret it.

your life so you decide if he is worth it.

>>38976757
He says he wont like it and i dont want him to hate me

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>>38976639
>tfw pectus carinatum

>>38976658
pectus erectus

>>38976693
Are you Tom from school? Stop making fun of my chest? ;_;

go home and fuck youself with that 2 cm dick faggot

>>38976617
The inside of my mother's womb.

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>>38976617
>Have you ever seen something you couldn't explain?
I saw a UFO during the day when I was 12.(Looked exactly like pic related) I started walking towards it which is very unlike me, but I couldn't control myself. Then all of the sudden it vanished. The experience was very surreal.

Comfy feels today lads

>>38976636
yeah can we have a decent thread for once??

I heard a 15 yo kid was slain by a man wielding a samurai sword in Britain.

Is it true?

>>38976520
what could go wrong I wonder

>>38976534
I have a family member with lymes disease. He seemed fine last time I checked desu

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>>38976571
picture relatated

>been lifting for 7 years
Post body

>>38976508
Why is it so fucking hard to socialize with people? I am a person, right? Then why the fuck can't I figure out how to get a girl to like me?

I share your pain OP. I'm fucked like you. 27 right now, never kissed or even hugged or held hands with a girl. I'm not ugly (average or slightly below average looks), I'm /fit/, I have a good paying job, I have a degree, and I have a house of my own now. I can't make a friend though. I can't have a gf though.

I'm doomed to die alone.

through mutual friends is the best way

>>38976448
You are all uglier than the holocaust and potato famine, slityourwrists please

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pee on them
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

I whip out a portable gas stove and make a kebab out of them by skewering them on my long cock.